captain queef @MuscleMami
I am highly talented and educated in many realms of everything that exists in the world uranus Joined February 2013-
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When I throw a function on sims
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Was at work once and my coworker stopped me and said “don’t walk over there Kyle- they’re all playing fuck, marry, kill and EVERYONE is killing you” 😭😭😭
I wonder how many times I have died on fuck, marry, kill
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mother’s day sunday but i only have $15 and plan to use that at the club tonight
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This is what I voted for.
🇺🇸🫃JUST IN: Mamdani has announced that female pregnancy is now illegal in NYC. Male pregnancy will be the new norm.
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can’t wait to go to work tomorrow and have my annoying coworker ask if he’s invited to my wedding
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i am the hottest regular at my neighborhood bookstore-cafe and the fattest person in my pilates class
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“Dude you gotta try the new Mountain Dew flavor at Taco Bell” The homunculus I’ve been raising in my basement for 6 months:
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gay termites be like “i’m eating the house downnn”
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me and who
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Naruto vs Sasuke video after almost 1 year of work, I hope you like it 🙏
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i think about this Shawn Mendes quote a lot
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feliz cumple benito baboni
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Claudia Sheinbaum: jajaja six seven six seven Mi tío en Jalisco:
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is anyone else their father’s female son?
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