Strazzie @NStrazza

Lord, give me the coffee☕ to change the things I can, and the wine🍷 to accept the things I can't. Highland Park, NJ Joined July 2009

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Strazzie @NStrazza

2 years ago

I just wanna talk to strangers lol

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Strazzie @NStrazza

3 years ago

@Ttv_snemTheBold I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO SEND YOU A MUFFIN THIS YEAR SO I HAD TO DO SOMETHING ELSE! CUNT

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Happy birthday to my Judy, my sister, my rival and arch nemesis and best friend. We've come a long way from cutting class and playing cod zombies in my dorm room 9 years ago. @Ttv_snemTheBold you're a slut. 💜

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Strazzie @NStrazza

3 years ago

Remember who the real enemy is.

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Strazzie @NStrazza

3 years ago

"Men have been in their flop Era for 2000 years"

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Strazzie @NStrazza

3 years ago

@Ttv_snemTheBold Lol finally you can get a taste of what I've been dealing with for 27 years!

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Strazzie @NStrazza

3 years ago

@Ttv_snemTheBold I just got hit on by a data analyst from Dubai in a hotel in Orlando. What happened to you today?

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Strazzie @NStrazza

3 years ago

@Ttv_snemTheBold Bye season 3. Hello act 4. Love it

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Strazzie @NStrazza

3 years ago

@Ttv_snemTheBold Jesus christ literally!

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Strazzie @NStrazza

3 years ago

I choose to believe no one is good at parallel parking 100% of the time.

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Strazzie @NStrazza

3 years ago

If only the Harry Potter IP didn't get fucked up by JK Rowling, I'd own every Lego set by now.

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Alexis Michelle @AlexisLives

3 years ago

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Strazzie @NStrazza

3 years ago

@Ttv_snemTheBold Your loud af roommate just came home

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Strazzie @NStrazza

3 years ago

My official opinion about #StarTrekPicard is that it's a near-perfect addition to the greater Star Trek universe if you completely ignore season 2.

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Strazzie @NStrazza

3 years ago

@Ttv_snemTheBold I swear that bathroom better be SPOTLESS

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Strazzie @NStrazza

3 years ago

@DavidBlue @sleepytrekkie Tease

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Strazzie @NStrazza

3 years ago

EWR should have a gate stamp rewards system. I've had to have traveled out of almost every gate in terminal C by now. I kinda want a prize if I get them all. Airport bingo.

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Strazzie @NStrazza

3 years ago

To my roommate who's blasting Beyonce in the kitchen on a Monday afternoon, I just want you to know that I approve and would like you to bump it up please. Thank you.

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Strazzie @NStrazza

4 years ago

Sappy Post: I had A LOT I was supposed to get done this weekend and did mostly none of it. Instead I sat and played video games with my sister all weekend and it was fabulous.

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Strazzie @NStrazza

4 years ago

Why is it when I parallel park PERFECTLY, no one's around!? ...but when it takes me 4 tries to squeeze it in there, all of my neiborhors are staring sipping their coffee?