Laura @NaffStuff

Easily distracted, talks too much in class~ 🌊✊🏿🏳️‍🌈🌏 🇦🇺VERY MARRIED 🚫NO DM’s unless you are on fire/bleeding out & need me to call an ambulance New South Wales, Australia Joined September 2019

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Laura @NaffStuff

16 hours ago

Umm , that album was about Joe so….

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becky fawcett @beckyfawcett

20 hours ago

Exclusive photo of Blake Lively at Taylor Swift's wedding ceremony.

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alex luna (mike) @aalexisborn

2 days ago

e quando o joe alwyn chegar no taywedding

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sylvie @SassyGirlBoss

a week ago

I am not distracted, where are the Epstein files.

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This Account Makes You Happy @FeelYouHappy

7 days ago

Watching two souls heal each other is a gift. So happy Benny found his forever home with Walter. Adoption saves more than just dogs. It saves hearts. 🐶❤️

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Laura @NaffStuff

a week ago

@saintdemie Trailer park cash grab

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Laura @NaffStuff

a week ago

Odd to be so obsessed with #TaylorSwift when they’ve been engaged for what seems like *eras Tacky cash grab at best

DUDA @saintdemie

2 weeks ago

gabbriette’s wedding era sponsored by indie sleaze, cigarettes and chanel starts now 💒

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Laura @NaffStuff

a week ago

@PopBase Been there done that @billieeilish

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Laura @NaffStuff

a week ago

I’m sorry, I couldn’t help myself

willowee ~ 🍥 (JUST&T 💍) @chicswifts

2 weeks ago

if matty healy didn’t date taylor swift we wouldn’t have gotten ttpd

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Laura @NaffStuff

a week ago

I’m depressed that everything that makes you glow nowadays is actually AI 😟😔

Crazy Moments @Crazymoments01

2 weeks ago

His First Gorilla Hug... Every baby deserves a friend. ❤️

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Massimo @Rainmaker1973

2 weeks ago

This tissue box design made it look so elegant

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Laura @NaffStuff

3 weeks ago

@scammerswifts I like both Travis and Joe Both brought out different elements so can we just move on already and wish them the best

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A 96-year-old woman wrote this letter to her bank, and it became so funny that the bank manager decided to share it in the New York Times. To whom it may concern, I’m writing to thank you for bouncing my check when I tried to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, only a few nanoseconds passed between when he deposited the check and when the funds finally arrived in my account. I’m referring, of course, to the automatic monthly transfer from my savings account, which has been set up for the past 31 years. I want to give you credit for catching that short gap of time and also for charging me a $30 penalty for the trouble you caused. I’m actually thankful because this incident made me rethink my financial habits. I realized that while I always answer your phone calls and letters, when I try to contact you, I’m stuck with your impersonal, overcharging, pre-recorded messages that don’t help at all. So from now on, I’ll deal only with a real person. From now on, my mortgage and loan payments will no longer be automatic. Instead, I will send a check to an employee at your bank who you will have to choose. No one else is allowed to open that envelope—it’s against the Postal Act. I’m attaching an Application Contact Status form that your chosen employee will need to fill out. It’s a long one, but it’s necessary because I want to know as much about them as your bank knows about me. They’ll also need to provide proof of their financial situation and medical history, signed by a Notary Public. Once this is all set up, I’ll give your employee a special PIN number for dealing with me. It will be 28 digits long—just like the number of button presses I have to do to check my account balance using your phone service. I’m just copying you, and they say imitation is the highest form of flattery. I’ll also be updating my voicemail. Here’s the menu you’ll need to follow if you call me: Press 1: To make an appointment with me. Press 2: To ask about a missing payment. Press 3: To reach me in my living room if I’m there. Press 4: To reach me in my bedroom if I’m sleeping. Press 5: To reach me in the bathroom if I’m in there. Press 6: To reach my mobile if I’m not home. Press 7: To leave a message on my computer (password needed). Press 8: To go back to the main menu. If you need to make a complaint, I’ll put you on hold, but don’t worry—some pleasant music will play while you wait. Oh, and just like you do, I’m adding a $50 setup fee for all of this. Please credit my account after each payment. Sincerely, Your Humble Client (Just remember, this was written by a 96-year-old woman!)