I pitch plots for Nicolas Cage-starring movies based on his enormous and still-growing filmography. Four pictures a year requires bold thinking. By @walthickey.fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-f…Joined April 2018
Cage plays a long haul trucker who is mistaken for a hitman and hires a psychopath to be a surrogate. In the end, he sells the film rights to his story for a considerable sum. John Cusack costars.
Cage plays a fiancee who participates in street fights and must free his son from captivity. In the end, he has a gunfight at a senior living facility and ruins a wedding. Wendi McLendon-Covey costars.
Cage plays an ex-husband who is left behind after the Rapture and takes down the mob. In the end, he enacts revenge on his now-infirm rival. Ving Rhames costars.
Cage plays a Ghost Rider who tries to extort a successful businessman and investigates the hijacking of an enormous shipment of cocaine. In the end, he is killed in action protecting a code talker. Also features Jimmy Kimmel.
Cage plays a diamond salesman who trains an apprentice and remakes his son as a robot. In the end, he has a gunfight at a senior living facility and ruins a wedding. Sarah Lind costars.
Cage plays a helicopter pilot who is the victim of a home invasion and his ship is sunk and his crew is terrorized by sharks. In the end, he reconciles with his wife after leaving prison. Directed by Mike Figgis.
Cage plays a retired assassin who gets offered a prime morning show assignment and has charges dropped because of his lawyer. In the end, he is convinced to undo his evil plan. Directed by Joel and Ethan Coen.
Cage plays a Hollywood punk who is sucked into an inter-dimensional portal and ends a plague. In the end, he kills a former owner of a hotel. Charlie Yeung costars.
Cage plays a unemployed man who can predict the future with a code and enters into a relationship with an escort. In the end, he prefers the alternate universe, where he picked family over work. Don Cheadle costars.
Cage plays a bank robber who must find the lost soul of a comatose girl and . In the end, he captures the most infamous serial killer in Alaskan history. Directed by Dominic Sena.
Cage plays a fiancee who is the victim of a home invasion and tries to exterminate the human race. In the end, he kills the creators of the snuff film. James Franco costars.
Cage plays a former crusader who helps a special forces agent stop a terror attack and find a buried Native American city of gold. In the end, he is promoted to Captain. James Caan costars.
Cage plays a professor who hires a psychopath to be his nanny and is asked to stop a nuclear attack. In the end, he is considered a necessary evil by the U.S. government. Don Cheadle costars.
Cage plays a crime boss who sells his soul to the devil and recruits a cop as his co-conspirator. In the end, he lands a plane on a highway in Queens. John Hurt costars.
Cage plays an FBI weapon specialist who hires a psychopath to be his nanny and attempts to sail or hang glide into Pakistan from a mountain in Israel. In the end, he learns the importance of new ideas. Don Cheadle costars.
Cage plays a U.S. navy captain who kills his son in an accident and find a buried Native American city of gold. In the end, he learns the true meaning of Christmas. Directed by Joel Schumacher.
Cage plays a long haul trucker who survives a war injury and solves the kidnapping of the First Lady. In the end, he sells out his principles to mount a Senate bid. Filmed in Colombia..
Cage plays a reformed mobster who is slowly poisoned by an alien meteorite and remakes his son as a robot. In the end, he bonds with the man despite their racial differences. Gary Sinise costars.
Cage plays a Ghost Rider who partners up with an assassin and tries to save people during a drug scare. In the end, he kills himself and the bad guy in the finale. Chloë Grace Moretz costars.
Cage plays an expert bank robber who survives the collapse of the World Trade Center and recruits a cop as his co-conspirator. In the end, he is chased by both the FBI and terrorists. Diane Kruger costars.
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