Deadpool. @NotAsDeadpool

@Atychosa Relentlessly to the streets below. Where wood, body, and pavement would collide. Wade’s leg tossed and curled inward - - his arm shattered and left dangling out of its socket; and a severed head of the man they were both trying to kill.

@Atychosa “Yea well - - OUCH!” Blood squirted and fled from his boot, stained deeper with the rushing liquid, thus the kick of her foot would send both him and their shared target through the window at their backs. “C A L L L L M E E E !” He’d call out to her, falling —

Deadpool and Elektra in: DOUBLE DATE BUT WITH GUNS! [@Atychosa] So, a lot has happened since their last meeting - - well, canon meeting. Elektra popped up in a few Daredevil issues, Wade his own Spidey team up. Not to mention a whole universe reboot and Secret Empire. —

This app sucks.

@CLAWSOFRAGE What about sidelines?

“This shit? Hurts.”

@CLAWSOFRAGE But he can take all the snikt that most people can’t.

Yee haw

Dr. Karla Sofen. @adroitallure

7 years ago

“Good morning. Fuck Daken.”

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@CLAWSOFRAGE He’s the cool uncle, he has to care.

@CLAWSOFRAGE I will.

@Ineedmorearrows “Your canon but I’ve got a solo coming soon and it’ll be a doozy.” Cue wolf whistle. “But hey, next time you’re in the neighborhood you lemme know, I may or may not be running from the law.”

@Ineedmorearrows “Am I that easy? Sh&$. Do we need a new writer to this account?” He’d shake his head, finishing his beer and crushing it on his forehead - - Wilson then pulled his mask down over his head. “I’d stay and chit chat about your girlfriends death and all the other crummy stuff in —

Tosses a can off of his six pack of beer towards @Ineedmorearrows. “Heard The Hulk is alive, bet that’s a shot to the nads.”

@Atychosa Just a few inches above the mans neck. His pants wet from fear. “I take the head to my employer, you take an arm - - and we all go home happy.”

@Atychosa “Understand you’re unhappy.” He’d block, tuck, and roll. “And I get that, but what if we compromised?” Wade would leap, flipping over her and landing directly on top of the desk she had pinned their target to. His blade moved with a 𝙨𝙬𝙤𝙤𝙨𝙝, the tip pointing —

@Atychosa Chest - - feet shifting and white lenses narrowing - - he’d ready himself for battle. The whole in his stomach now healed, but leaving a rip in his costume.

@Atychosa “That sounds like foreplay to me.” He’d watch her stab the mans hand against the desk, he’d let out a scream of pain is velvet liquid left his palm. “Hey! No touching the artifacts!” Within an instant Deadpool’s katana was in hand, swiping away the blade that was at his —

@Ineedmorearrows Wade put his mask at the ridge of his nose, taking a larger gulp and leaning back against one arm. “I feel tension between us - - I think you don’t like me that much? Am I right?”

@Ineedmorearrows “Oh yea, didn’t they make another movie on that? I could have sworn.” Wade loves confused Clint anyways. “But hey man, o’l pal, o’l buddy - -“ In a very low voice he whispers. “...my friend...AHEM, you doing okay?”

@Atychosa He’d look down to his wound, then to the reader beyond this screen, then back to his wound. “That’s unfortunate.”

@Atychosa “Death comes for us all.” Wades forearm lifted, aiming his sights at the targets forehead. “And today is your lucky - - ARGH!!” Blood and flesh tore like paper to scissors. Spewing blood from his belly as two red tainted blades stuck out from his torso. “Well...” —