Not Brett Sutton @NotBrettSutton

I'm both handsome and wise. A God amongst men. Not actually Brett Sutton. At Home Joined August 2020

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Not Brett Sutton @NotBrettSutton

5 years ago

Dan vs NSW government vs Federal government #whackitywhack

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5 years ago

Smiley Dan is a genuine Sunday vibe

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5 years ago

This is an annoyance, a misdemeanor, a felon, a crime, a tragedy, a disturbance in the force and an abhorrent sin. I’m surprised the USA don’t force captives to drink it during interrogations. This nonsense must end.

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5 years ago

@DangerousDaveW True, most use Instagram too!

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5 years ago

Nice try Dangerous, but we all know that the vaccine isn’t effective unless you check in while you’re queuing and then post a photo afterwards

Dave Williams @DangerousDaveW

5 years ago

No Facebook or Insta? With all this time on your hands, what a great use of time to get vaccinated! #onefortheteam

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Not Brett Sutton @NotBrettSutton

5 years ago

CFMEU expect no delays as a result of the 14 day construction shut down. The absence of Facebook and Instagram means sites will actually be getting work done at unprecedented rates today.

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Not Brett Sutton @NotBrettSutton

5 years ago

Gold Coast Suns right now

The Onion @TheOnion

5 years ago

The Worst Sports Teams Of All Time bit.ly/3a83sD8

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Not Brett Sutton @NotBrettSutton

5 years ago

@somewherein84 And then the clock on the silo says 11 degrees, just to add to the confusion

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Ash @AshPolitik

5 years ago

Covid compliance just increased by 100% as #facebookdown

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Not Brett Sutton @NotBrettSutton

5 years ago

Luckily Mt Buller isn’t under the same restrictions as metro Melbourne

10 News Melbourne @10NewsMelb

5 years ago

Authorities have warned Victorians to celebrate Grand Final Day in their own homes, with a ban on visitors meaning fans shouldn’t make an event out of the day. There’s also a warning for people not to congregate before or after the game, regardless of the result. #AFLGF

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Not Brett Sutton @NotBrettSutton

5 years ago

We got Delta from NSW and now WA want to give us the clap.

Basil Zempilas @BasilZempilas

5 years ago

TOMORROW @OptusStadium - 20.21 in the first quarter #AFLGF - we’re asking everyone in the stadium to stand for one minute and applaud - a nod to our friends around the country who are doing it tough & to let them know we’re with them in this difficult time. Let’s do it WA 👏💪🏆

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Not Brett Sutton @NotBrettSutton

5 years ago

@romanianrambo3 That’s hardly Covid safe, Tony. Good Looking Auslan Guy gets a small choccy milk, all the rest get a big one.

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Not Brett Sutton @NotBrettSutton

5 years ago

I’ll even give Good Looking Auslan guy a small choccy milk today

Sharnelle Vella @SharnelleVella

5 years ago

Morning fact! It’s International sign language day and the theme is ‘We Sign For Human Rights’ highlighting how we can work together to promote the right to use sign languages in all areas of life. As for our Vic team - thanks for hanging in there during our marathon pressers! ♥️

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5 years ago

@blakeyjames_ I’ve got Jeroen to do a nudey run through the protesters

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The Shovel @TheShovel

5 years ago

Imagine going to a WAR MEMORIAL to tell everyone how scared you are of getting a little injection

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Not Brett Sutton @NotBrettSutton

5 years ago

Waste water testing won’t be done today. The system was overwhelmed at around 9.15am this morning when every Victorian shat themselves simultaneously

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5 years ago

@romanianrambo3 Just how i like it - shaken, not stirred

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5 years ago

BREAKING: Scott Morrison announces federal funding, ADF personnel and Batman to be sent immediately to NSW to assist in the Victorian earthquake recovery #melbourneearthquake