David the Humanist @NotFronk

Registered Celebrant with Humanist Society Scotland. VOWS award winning Wedding Co-Ordinator. All views my own, unless I've stolen a funnier view from someone.. Scotland Joined July 2010

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David the Humanist @NotFronk

5 months ago

@miahdogtags This is utterly horrifying. Who would wear this dreadful thing?

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Today is 1 of 3 visits to the capital this weekend!! First up, the delightful and very clever Humanist, @andrewcopson at The Stand “In conversation with Robin Ince” I just wish that couple opposite would stop trying to eat each other….?

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David the Humanist @NotFronk

a year ago

@ScotRail Thanks. That says it’s Queen St lost property - it was an East Kilbride train, so is that still the correct one and not Glasgow Central?

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David the Humanist @NotFronk

a year ago

@ScotRail I dropped an AirPod on my train home last night. I can see it’s at the Corkerhill depot right now. How can I retrieve it? Thanks!

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David the Humanist @NotFronk

a year ago

@ScotRail I was but I’m now on the 4 Firstbus as I was going to miss our dinner reservation. Let’s hope electrification brings the promised improvements eh?

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David the Humanist @NotFronk

a year ago

@ScotRail Where is the 7.25pm bus replacement from Clarkston to Central? Come on, this is terrible service.

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David the Humanist @NotFronk

2 years ago

@BillBailey hello! Looking forward to seeing you tonight! I’m bringing my mum as she also adores you - but I can’t see what time you come on stage - I’d rather she wasn’t hanging about outside for too long after doors open at 6.30pm - can you advise??? Thanks!!

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Zach Zimmerman @zzdoublezz

3 years ago

in lieu of hate-boosting someone else’s comedy, love-bomb mine! my new favorite chunk here for your free enjoyment 😊

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David the Humanist @NotFronk

3 years ago

@humanistsociety The link isn’t working?

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David the Humanist @NotFronk

3 years ago

@joesefjoesef What a show. What a night. What a voice. The Barras came alive tonight, loved to be there ❤️❤️

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Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess

4 years ago

Hey @BorisJohnson, thought I’d do a survey to help you read the room. A simple question: Should Stanley Johnson (Boris Johnson’s father) receive a knighthood? Please retweet once you answer so that we can get as many responses as possible

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David the Humanist @NotFronk

4 years ago

@imjamesbarr @MrMatthewTodd @RealKenBruce @BBC So I’m probably still going to listen. The thing is, my mum is still with us and still listens to Radio - it’s not an obsession with “youth” - it’s the changing demographic that means they are appealing to me AND my mother - and that’s a challenge in any society 🤣🤣

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David the Humanist @NotFronk

4 years ago

@imjamesbarr @MrMatthewTodd @RealKenBruce @BBC I remember telling my mum listening to Radio 2 was her “oap” badge. I listen to it it now, and I’m not (yet) an oap. I genuinely enjoyed Ken, but I’ve also found Vernon to be a fabulous stand in for various presenters. 1/2

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David the Humanist @NotFronk

4 years ago

@NewmarketHols Can you ask your representative Emma why she lied to me on the phone today? She promised she would do one thing and the one thing she promised is the one thing she didn’t do. Your customer service is absolutely disgraceful.

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David the Humanist @NotFronk

4 years ago

@beardedbawbag @NewmarketHols Mate. Raging doesn’t come close. There going to have to deal with La Hart of Maryhill soon if they don’t pull their finger out……