Pat Robertson @NotPatRobertson
Nananana boo boo! Jesus doesn't love you! Nananana hee hee! Now I have to peeeeeeeee! Gravy train to Heaven Joined August 2011-
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@700club I was wrong about everything. I went to Hell and it SUCKS down here. They put me right across from Paul. Shit blows.
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@PastorJohnHagee I didn't go to Heaven, I went to Hell, see ya here real soon, John.
I'm @tedcruz's neighbor and he had angry sex with my dog. We had to have him put down. #ZodiacKiller
.@tedcruz ate my ass and he liked it. #PraiseTheLord
Hey @elonmusk, when's the last time you saw your fucking kid?
#JESUS TOLD ME WE CANT LET #JOEBIDEN WIN OR THIS WILL HAPPEN #MAGA4JESUS
The LORD is my refuge. The LORD is an '81 Oldsmobile, drop top and trimmed.
When Jesus finally returns, the sinners will burn........... Cd's off limewire.
God is love Love is real Real is rl Rl is rhuh Rhuh is spughett Spughett is yummy Yummy is my tummy Woof
Jesus... Lover of my soul Jesus... Opener of my hole
And THE LORD sayeth, "I have built ye a taco stand, that yea may never hunger..." 1 Kings 3:5, JKV
@700club I await The Unseen Taco. Ask and ye shall receive.
@700club God won't be too good to him when he finds out how many Japs he's killed...
@700club A way into the cheese room. They locked me out because last time i hogged all the gruyere.
Pop & Circumstance @PopCircumMusic
15 Followers 100 Following A new indie rock from rural Missouri, hoping to rock your nights away. For fans of Tigers Jaw, The Forecast, Blondie, and Soccer Mommy.
Videogander @videogander
3 Followers 14 Following WE ARE FRIENDS AND WE PLAY VIDEO GAMES WE ARE TRAPPED IN THE COMPUTER HELP US
Bedtime On the Fly @BedtimeOTF
14 Followers 76 Following The weekly improvised podcast where Rebeccah and Lake make up cute and crazy bedtime stories from YOUR suggestions with no prior prompting.
David @David14341146
13 Followers 271 Following
Anthony Summey @amsummey
24 Followers 21 Following
Doomed To You @DoomedToYou
150 Followers 865 Following The show YouTube doesn't want you to see. An engagement party becomes the celebration of a break-up when the worst couple in the world splits.
Puffin Publishing @pufpubpod
539 Followers 2K Following The pod most capable of ruining bookstores for you forever. In fact, it's probably best if you can't read at all. An improv podcast. Monthly and manly.
History's Fisteries @HistFist
31 Followers 48 Following Hilarious misquotations from history's greatest figures. Deep historical literacy only partially required. Not even presidents and kings are above dick jokes.
Humans Against Moths @mothsrthedevil
18 Followers 15 Following
Moth Supremacy @moth_supremacy
23 Followers 39 Following Preparing to take over the planet one tweet at a time.
Rebeccah W. @SushiMomma92
115 Followers 199 Following 31. MomX3. Witch. Pan. startup twitch streamer Sushimomma92. Married to @thesushidaddy89 💀👼👨👩👧👧🐰🐎🐐🦇🐓🕸️ #actuallyautistic 💗💛💙
rikuzegram.bksy.socia... @CorgiYordle
223 Followers 2K Following 30+2, He/him/hole Cis-Gay. Generally a nerd. Specifically a big nerd. Videya games, movies, comic books, etc. Viewer discretion advised 🔞 PFP by Doodlebuttz
Jonathan the (Proto) ... @PadfootWayfarer
260 Followers 627 Following I'm a queer and neurodivergent librarian, MLIS student, Twitch streamer, and pro wrestling fan. I stream Tue/Wed @ 8pm EST @ https://t.co/GC7wUVnXVM!
Tomato Boiii @RealTomatoBoiii
24 Followers 61 Following These are puns. Based puns. Tomato-based puns. 🍅 🍅 🍅
robe @robeg2009rosaba
320 Followers 2K Following to know what life looks like without God.. Just close your eyes and run the next few minutes
G. MacDonald Trump @GeorgeMcTrump
4 Followers 12 Following George MacDonald Trump: Living in a fantasy world and holding charities hostage since 1850.
JOB @kennyoni_job
3 Followers 26 Following
Riot GaymerRix @GaymerRix
258 Followers 1K Following Visual Design Mgr. at Riot Games @PlayVALORANT | Drag Persona: @TheMinervaSB
Zondervan Publishers @Zondervan
51K Followers 11K Following A world-leading Bible publisher and provider of Christian communications.
ChristianCollegesSay @XtianColleges
537 Followers 1K Following A tongue-in-cheek look at Christian College culture from a former XtianCol student.
Nathan Meece @nmeece
18 Followers 33 Following
Anthony Summey @amsummey
24 Followers 21 Following
Doomed To You @DoomedToYou
150 Followers 865 Following The show YouTube doesn't want you to see. An engagement party becomes the celebration of a break-up when the worst couple in the world splits.
The Sloppy Boys Noise... @SloppyBoysNoise
183 Followers 649 Following OFFICIAL account of the greatest podcast dedicated to the music of The Sloppy Boys @thesloppyboys! Hosted by @TessaMBrown and @JckJBrwn!
Kevin @TVsKevinLanigan
697 Followers 859 Following Big Dunks//Run The Julias//Hogz 2 Slop//Scooby-Doo & The Manson Family Murders//Down The Long River//Doomed To You//Patty Plague Doc//He, him
Andy Compton @andycompton_
24K Followers 3K Following 🇯🇵🇺🇸 screenwriter/director/idiot. Host of @SocialWriterPod. #STLBlues fan. Please like all my tweets. Thanks. I love u. Rep: @EpicenterMGMT
Videogander @videogander
3 Followers 14 Following WE ARE FRIENDS AND WE PLAY VIDEO GAMES WE ARE TRAPPED IN THE COMPUTER HELP US
CBN News @CBNNews
194K Followers 525 Following Christian Broadcasting Network, bringing International Christian Inspired 24-hour News. Because Truth Matters®. On Rumble @ https://t.co/rKdBgnp4fA
Franklin Graham @Franklin_Graham
2.9M Followers 135 Following Official Twitter account for the President of Samaritan's Purse and the Billy Graham Evangelistic Association. Opinions stated are my own.
Jerry Falwell @JerryFalwellJr
62K Followers 373 Following Liberty University President 2007-2020 personal page. Jesus First!
Bedtime On the Fly @BedtimeOTF
14 Followers 76 Following The weekly improvised podcast where Rebeccah and Lake make up cute and crazy bedtime stories from YOUR suggestions with no prior prompting.
KerrysInnerDiscourse @KerrysDiscourse
5 Followers 83 Following I'm Kerry Messer from Missouri Family Network. When they found my wife's body, I told the reporter, "well, it is what it is." This account is fake like me!
Diablo, NO! @Diablo_NO_comic
9 Followers 51 Following A webcomic about my puppy and I yelling at each other, making bad choices, and cuddling.
Becki Decker @Haiku_Liddel
34 Followers 59 Following Artist. Gamer. Part Time cosplayer. Full Time oddball~ P.s. My hair changes constantly, I'm a Marvel comics girl, and I Love Skulls. That is all~
Gas Mask Gang @GMGangGames
20 Followers 34 Following Casual gaming clan for #Battlefield1, #BattlefieldV, and #SWBF2. Requirements!: https://t.co/fmcoVpLcpF
Valerie Hays @HaysHope
31 Followers 31 Following Founder of Mercy's Hope, a non-profit organization working in Kenya and locally to support the cause of the poor and needy, focusing on woman and children
Puffin Publishing @pufpubpod
539 Followers 2K Following The pod most capable of ruining bookstores for you forever. In fact, it's probably best if you can't read at all. An improv podcast. Monthly and manly.
Super Gossip @_SuperGossip
590 Followers 135 Following
History's Fisteries @HistFist
31 Followers 48 Following Hilarious misquotations from history's greatest figures. Deep historical literacy only partially required. Not even presidents and kings are above dick jokes.
frenchonionsoupmixes @KDsErikaAlt
171 Followers 147 Following
Adriyel (2009-2017) @adriyelrock
27 Followers 97 Following Adriyel is now defunct. For more music from the Wharton brothers, please visit @HeartProblemz.
Humans Against Moths @mothsrthedevil
18 Followers 15 Following
Moth Supremacy @moth_supremacy
23 Followers 39 Following Preparing to take over the planet one tweet at a time.
Forest J. Wharton @forestjwharton
129 Followers 247 Following Trying to find the balance between reverie and reverence. I have the worst jokes. No wurst jokes, yet, but Octoberfest is only 11 months away! I also like Aldi.
rikuzegram.bksy.socia... @CorgiYordle
223 Followers 2K Following 30+2, He/him/hole Cis-Gay. Generally a nerd. Specifically a big nerd. Videya games, movies, comic books, etc. Viewer discretion advised 🔞 PFP by Doodlebuttz
Rebeccah W. @SushiMomma92
115 Followers 199 Following 31. MomX3. Witch. Pan. startup twitch streamer Sushimomma92. Married to @thesushidaddy89 💀👼👨👩👧👧🐰🐎🐐🦇🐓🕸️ #actuallyautistic 💗💛💙
PlayBloodstained @SwordOrWhip
47K Followers 43 Following The official X account for Bloodstained: The Scarlet Engagement, coming 2026! https://t.co/52VRFbjAMp ESRB Rating: Pending
The 700 Club @700club
267K Followers 982 Following Welcome to the official Twitter page for The 700 Club! Tweet us @700club or use #700ClubSocial.
Caleb Tankersley @Caleb_of_1988
437 Followers 527 Following I write and teach | Books: SIN EATERS and JESUS WORKS THE NIGHT SHIFT | Managing Director @splitlippress | Assistant Professor @UofStThomasMN | he/him 🏳️🌈
Mayhem @Mayhem
98K Followers 1 Following I’m Mayhem. I can be anything from a flat tire to a picture of someone’s dinner. Follow @allstate for more.
Zondervan Publishers @Zondervan
51K Followers 11K Following A world-leading Bible publisher and provider of Christian communications.
JOB @kennyoni_job
3 Followers 26 Following
G. MacDonald Trump @GeorgeMcTrump
4 Followers 12 Following George MacDonald Trump: Living in a fantasy world and holding charities hostage since 1850.
robe @robeg2009rosaba
320 Followers 2K Following to know what life looks like without God.. Just close your eyes and run the next few minutes
Tomato Boiii @RealTomatoBoiii
24 Followers 61 Following These are puns. Based puns. Tomato-based puns. 🍅 🍅 🍅
Church Father Quotes @ScaryPatristics
163 Followers 95 Following Scary Patristics: the study of truly unnerving things that the church fathers from the second century onward had to say.
Brandt Russo @brandt_russo
2K Followers 176 Following Anti-Poverty activist, Risk Taker, Photographer, Documentary film maker. I try to love everyone and will risk everything for that love :)
fakejohnpiper @fakejohnpiper
9K Followers 1K Following Christian hedonist. God is most glorified in me when I am most Calvinist in him. I brings the gospel hard core, yo.
Sean Kenney @sgkenney1s
28 Followers 11 Following What do ya get when you have a 22year old Christian who plays drums in a punk band, jazz band, works at NPR and has a great love of cheese... ME BABY
Pete Rollinsteen @PeteRollinsteen
262 Followers 3 Following The writings of Peter Rollins crossed with the writings of Joel OsteenYou might like
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