George Michael @NotThatCera
Not Jesse Eisenberg. lonerville. Joined August 2015-
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I'm going to watch The Notebook, and cry about how pretty Ryan Gosling is.
I'm going to eat cake all day, watch a sappy movie, cry, then I work out.
Relationships are overrated. People don't care whether they broke your heart or not.
But yeah, I'm done wasting my sadness and time on people who never cared.
Whatever, I tried and now I see I deserve better. Thanks for those who cared and talked to me in DMs in yesterday and to those who offered.
I love how she still didn't care enough to answer my fucking messages and still ignore me.
@EIlieKemper Maybe I can move to the third wheel status!
@EIlieKemper I appreciate the pep talk, but maybe I can enjoy being alone and watching people be happy together.
@EIlieKemper I'm really not, I mean, I'm not that great.
@mountslutmore -Slides over a piece of cake-
-I shove cake into my mouth and sob to sad music-
@boogieboardking That sounds great, thank you.
Mac Lish Mr. Little R... @mac_lish
238 Followers 3K Following Speaking God Bliss Holy Bless Young Jesus Standing Before Your Simple Eyes Creek Suttle Fizzle Stew Deep Fry Peel lucid Rem Dream Swoop Coop Locc Opp
Shayne @ShayneTWard__
35 Followers 103 Following || Shayne Thomas Ward. - English Singer and current actor. || You're just a fake and fraud.
ᖴᗩTᕼEᖇ. @PlayBoyCharisma
106 Followers 625 Following — ; wнo тнe ғυcĸ am I? wнere am I ғroм? wнo doeѕ нe тнιnĸ нe ιѕ? вυт вoy, ιѕ нe one good looĸιn' вaѕтard. ; —![I perform my own stunts and jokes. [FL/RP.] Joanna is wifey.](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/585273612057321472/-IrLnoLn.jpg)
Mr. Samberg. @AndyScmbcrg
395 Followers 291 Following I perform my own stunts and jokes. [FL/RP.] Joanna is wifey.
Saved @ABachelorKing
224 Followers 967 Following![Keep it sassy. [RP|FL]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/690979297541132288/t5-O8EeI.jpg)
Moved @KingMoved
265 Followers 853 Following
Gone @LenientOfRouges
173 Followers 600 Following
gone @LivinCamisado
137 Followers 554 Following
D(addy)ad. @LivingOnSins
144 Followers 525 Following “My profile looks depressing, but I'm not.” “If you think I look like a loser, just remember I fuck like a champ, and then you'll view me as one.”
Dornan. @HisHighThrone
164 Followers 537 Following —; Baby, you don't know true love until it feels like all your nerve endings run to your finger tips, right when their hand fits perfectly into yours. ;—
o @MinikinArtistes
132 Followers 526 Following
gone @GloryOfEnvy
111 Followers 478 Following
Mister Urie @OfBestTheory
134 Followers 509 Following ”Tutor for everything and anything.“ ”The problem is easy, but as all teachers say; come by anytime for tutoring and extra credit.“
Gone @Syayahaahag
263 Followers 528 Following
Ashley @SashleyBenzo
92 Followers 189 Following An official giver of no fucks || RP account || 18+ || Slightly NSFW at times || Not Ashley Benson || #LoveIsLove
Liam @FauxNeeson
43 Followers 61 Following The Irish actor that trained Batman, Jedi and will find you and kill you || Not Liam Neeson, just a RP account![Groovy! [If you're looking for the real Bruce Campbell, well, you've come to the wrong place, I'm a roleplay account]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/622119692153524224/cDLH_GDG.jpg)
Bruce. @FakingGroovy
32 Followers 74 Following Groovy! [If you're looking for the real Bruce Campbell, well, you've come to the wrong place, I'm a roleplay account]
Christoph. @ChristophWaItz_
230 Followers 368 Following That guy from the recent Tarantino films. And the bad guy in Spectre (Roleplay account, definitely not Christoph)
bye @Fjjgdsaa
250 Followers 501 Following
Chloe @FakingBennet
495 Followers 696 Following ''Use The Force, Harry'' Gandalf from Star Trek (RP/FL/Clearly Not Chloe)
Sugar Daddy Evan @BoyishlyCharm
240 Followers 336 Following “I'm here, I'm half queer, and I'll fight you.” “Your daughter? I jerk off thinking about her— a lot.”
Dandy. @FakingWittrock
472 Followers 608 Following The man of many faces of horror. @TwcctsOnYourFce enthusiast.
Jade Amelia. @BlackMcgic_
194 Followers 207 Following
Idris. @FauxElba
131 Followers 184 Following That British actor from those films and TV that's considered too street to be James Bond (Roleplay, not Idris Elba)
Jake Gyllenhaal. @JckeGyllenhaal
146 Followers 118 Following That guy in Southpaw whose name you can't pronounce.
Ryan Reynolds @TheMerc_sMouth
57 Followers 55 Following The actor with the ego bigger than Deadpool's mouth (If you're looking for the actual Ryan, you made a wrong turn/RP)
Hayley. @ThatAtwellFake
194 Followers 274 Following As a wise man once said Why have hips when you can have chips? (Not actually Hayley/Roleplay account)
Jared Leto @BcrtCubbins
308 Followers 353 Following The singer from 30 Seconds To Mars that's a little damaged || RP || Not Jared Leto || Definitely a fan![When you tweet me, for gosh sakes, watch your language. [RP\FL.]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/651141051407691776/DznpYO2Y.jpg)
Tony Stark. @RcbertDowney
184 Followers 206 Following When you tweet me, for gosh sakes, watch your language. [RP\FL.]
RP Weekly. @RPWeekly
27 Followers 48 Following Secrets from your favorite celebrities will be reported. Accepting tips in DMs.
Boone @SkilledFighterB
272 Followers 236 Following I have a secret that only my best friend knows about. #ScreamQueensRPG #FirstBoone {Gay/18+}
ℳɪss ℱᴀᴍᴇ. @MissFcmeNYC
141 Followers 140 Following ⠀⠀⠀⠀BEYOND THIS PLANET BEAUTIFUL. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Professional makeup artist. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Contestant on Season 7 of RPDR. ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀#PaintedByFame tour COMING SOON.![[RP/FL/Not the real Johnny] ~I think everybody's weird and we should celebrate that.~](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/643069097027235840/db33jXRE.png)
Johnny Depp @GivenAsASaviour
96 Followers 124 Following [RP/FL/Not the real Johnny] ~I think everybody's weird and we should celebrate that.~![started from the thrift shop, now i'm headin' downtown. [FL/RP/Not @Macklemore.]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/642443298490195968/d6GMpZkN.jpg)
Sharkface. @MackIemcre
37 Followers 37 Following started from the thrift shop, now i'm headin' downtown. [FL/RP/Not @Macklemore.]
Macklemore @MackIcmore
13 Followers 36 Following Music is therapy. Music moves people. It connects people in ways that no other medium can. It pulls heart strings. It acts as medicine. --NOT @Macklemore![Caleb Rivers on screen and a handsome devil who women can't resist off screen, life is pretty great. [RP/FL]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/660619514837467136/QMMnbQ2j.png)
Tyler @TyIerBlackburnn
39 Followers 25 Following Caleb Rivers on screen and a handsome devil who women can't resist off screen, life is pretty great. [RP/FL]
Emilia @qweenofdragons
186 Followers 310 Following Welcome to Valyria, Welcome. Welcome. Welcome! || I'm naked on premium cable. || If you think I'm Emilia, you deserve my dragons to eat you. || RP
Phil. @BrcdleyC
159 Followers 150 Following Aloha to the Hustlin' American Snipers that just aren't into you.
ℳɪss ℱᴀᴍᴇ. @MissFcmeNYC
141 Followers 140 Following ⠀⠀⠀⠀BEYOND THIS PLANET BEAUTIFUL. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Professional makeup artist. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Contestant on Season 7 of RPDR. ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀#PaintedByFame tour COMING SOON.
Boone @SkilledFighterB
272 Followers 236 Following I have a secret that only my best friend knows about. #ScreamQueensRPG #FirstBoone {Gay/18+}
Johnny Depp @GivenAsASaviour
96 Followers 124 Following [RP/FL/Not the real Johnny] ~I think everybody's weird and we should celebrate that.~![I love food. [Not Claire Holt.]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/679110929536028676/mlmWFVaU.jpg)
![my name is sav(annah) and i live in london. style mistress and poetry slug [not @savannxhb]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/812070715868512256/iUPGuWgf.jpg)
sav🎄 @savannahbrcwn
207 Followers 112 Following my name is sav(annah) and i live in london. style mistress and poetry slug [not @savannxhb]
Sharkface. @MackIemcre
37 Followers 37 Following started from the thrift shop, now i'm headin' downtown. [FL/RP/Not @Macklemore.]
Macklemore @MackIcmore
13 Followers 36 Following Music is therapy. Music moves people. It connects people in ways that no other medium can. It pulls heart strings. It acts as medicine. --NOT @Macklemore
p.ɢ. @BlatantPseudo
3K Followers 164 Following I ʙᴇʟɪᴇᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀɴsᴡᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ϙᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴ﹐ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀɴsᴡᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴏsᴛ ϙᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴs﹐ ɪs ｆｕｃｋ ｙｏｕ.
Tyler @TyIerBlackburnn
39 Followers 25 Following Caleb Rivers on screen and a handsome devil who women can't resist off screen, life is pretty great. [RP/FL]
Emilia @qweenofdragons
186 Followers 310 Following Welcome to Valyria, Welcome. Welcome. Welcome! || I'm naked on premium cable. || If you think I'm Emilia, you deserve my dragons to eat you. || RP
Miss Miranda @AustralianWings
91 Followers 119 Following Straight Outta Shark island. |FL|MCRP.| No affiliation with @MirandaKerr|
Diamandis. @bifchcraft
1K Followers 506 Following
☆ⓙⓤⓢⓣⓘⓝ @WhatDxYxuMean
91 Followers 363 Following Lifes been heard this past year, but I'm coming back, thanks to my beliebers. You guys have been there for me, when they say I don't care. #WHATDOMEAN FL/Single
Magnus. @HShvmJr
291 Followers 133 Following There's no need to clarify my finger snap..The implication was clear in the snap itself.![I love my baby Billie [100% Rp] I'm not the real Brittnay snow and neither am I envolved with her.](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/639433842151960580/RBbKuFO8.jpg)
Brittany Snow @Brittnay_snow
184 Followers 167 Following I love my baby Billie [100% Rp] I'm not the real Brittnay snow and neither am I envolved with her.
Ben. @BcnCvmbcrbatch
115 Followers 140 Following You were thinking. It's annoying. (FL/RP/Detailed/Not Benedict Cumberbatch.)
inactive. @rosecoIordboy
187 Followers 59 Following
![A beauty vlogger with a curious mind and an adventurous heart [RP Account, not Ingrid Nilsen]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/691330415362195456/RLEJfUBH.jpg)
Ingrid @FakingIngrid
139 Followers 222 Following A beauty vlogger with a curious mind and an adventurous heart [RP Account, not Ingrid Nilsen]
Margot @NotMargRob
394 Followers 469 Following Don't ya wanna rev your Harley? Vroom vroom (I'm definitely not Margot, Roleplay account) #LoveIsLove
🌶 @Luannthesaint
547 Followers 84 Following imagine a world where your pride didn’t exist. euphoria. FL
NOT McNamara [Fan Acc... @KatherincGrace
2K Followers 1K Following Gaze at the moon. Laugh for no reason. Learn from your mistakes. Never surrender. ❀ {RP/FL (+18) ― NOT the real @Kat_McNamara, just a fan account.}
Anita Lesnicki @AnitaisNeedy
48 Followers 96 Following That normal everyday nerd who you see around school. #Literate #Descriptive #Roleplayer #18+
ㅤ @sugarwentdown
957 Followers 8 Following
Kakashi Hatake™ @LegitKakashi
10K Followers 2K Following ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀𝐈’𝐯𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 ...
Georgie-Boy @CIooncy
86 Followers 109 Following Do I really need a bio? Seems a bit unnecessary. {Not George}
Hayden @HaydcnChris
1K Followers 1K Following A long time ago, in a country not so far away, I was eight years old doing my best Darth Vader impression. | FL
Eddard Stark. [SH] @SenseOfHonour
486 Followers 33 Following “When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies but the pack survives.”![Few things can be less intimidating than Randy Orton, the WWE's Apex Predator. Smackdown. [Not Randy Orton.]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/849694991589011457/ht1ajUmp.jpg)
Thirteen. @OminousOrton
117 Followers 218 Following Few things can be less intimidating than Randy Orton, the WWE's Apex Predator. Smackdown. [Not Randy Orton.]
Harley @DiabolicHelix
2K Followers 165 Following My puddin’ puts the fun in funeral | Roleplay| #Psychabolic
![It's time for everyone to reach a new Lowe. [Not Rob | FL/RP]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/637440684996231168/mlnGZ7in.jpg)
Rob. @RobLowc
109 Followers 136 Following It's time for everyone to reach a new Lowe. [Not Rob | FL/RP]
Ｖｉｏｌｅｔ． @FauxChachki
187 Followers 229 Following ▷ Winner of Season 7 of RuPaul's Drag Race, burlesque performer, vintage wear enthusiast, and bondage beauty. Pain is beauty if you want to slay. || NOT REAL.
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