@UncleFrag@TaylerUSA@UUtah@Rylieparis05 What’s the old adage about lipstick and pigs?
Get her a makeover and some exercise bands
Then wife her up
It’s the gift that keeps on giving!
@drealbolt@devops_is_life@MhaskarChief Yes, but not just for his sake, but for all of us.
Add your country and all of its Star Wars-named ilk to the list as well.
Glad I could help.
@pablofindsout@stavvybaby@PabloTorre Easy way to let your parents know you’re gay:
Refer to this unfunny mass of seed oil soaked human cells as :
“Stavvy”
@Wid_Lyman Student housing is usually in older, worn out areas of the city where real estate is traditionally cheaper.
Large, run down houses are purchased and made into rental units.
There’s a correlation here but my minds gone
…black.
@SawdustInglis@GunGnome@darron It’s impossible.
Think of the relationship they had with the TV growing up.
It was their window to the world.
AI is shiny new technology that they have easy access to.
My Mom animates old photographs with AI and it’s always fucking disturbing.
@GunGnome I was literally thinking this last night.
I was told “TV rots your brain”
Now I no longer watch TV (occasional OLD movies on disc that I own)
While they currently watch TV (streaming, goyball, etc.)
and Like & Share A.I. videos on social media.
@MegynKellyShow She’s doing the same thing any self aware women does, drawing your attention to her best assets.
The more you focus on her chocolate milkers
The less you focus on her face.
@MagaSlayer47@MegynKellyShow To say that Megyn doesn’t look good in this attaire is to also say that John Rambo doesn’t look good in it.
Colonel Trautman would be ashamed.
@DatOldDude@MurrayHillGuy1@pearlythingz I don’t want to ruin our friendship.
I just don’t like you like that Pearl.
Why yes, I would like an extremely awkward and pale hand job.
@MurrayHillGuy1@pearlythingz That’s a big NO all the way across the board.
She is not attractive.
Not as a cock holster, girlfriend or wife.
Although I do agree with a lot of the things she says, I’d rather put my dick into a blender.
@TheArchivistLC You are quite astute.
I just read that they’ve pulled more trash out of Yellowstone National Parks Attractions that any other year since its opening.
It’s apparently inexplicable and Park Authorities are baffled as to why this is happening.
I know why, as do most of you.
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