Orgz @ORGZ
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Why do fat people feel it's acceptable to barge down the train aisle without making any effort to ensure their huge arses don't smash into the arms of people sitting down?
Keir Starmer's governance of the UK is akin to a controlling narcissist murdering their ex partner. If they can't have them, nobody can.
@Mattlj92 Lost 1/2 a stone eating a Mediterranean diet? How can you not realise how stupid this sounds? 1/2 a stone is 24500 calories. You'd have to eat nothing + burn 1000 calories a day (e.g. 100 minutes cycling at 35km/h) every day for 7 days to achieve that. 🤣 #walesonline
@clemmiemoodie I hate to break it to you but if you're visiting a doctor to help fix your cold you're wasting everyone's time. There is no treatment for a cold.
Rishi thinks he can have the cake and eat it! #RishiSunak #NIProtocol #Brexit #BrexitDeal
@wlip @onditimoner Noticed (not that I've been checking constantly or anything) #weliveinpublic get relisted on iTunes UK today. Instant buy from me!
@joelycett I was having a brain fart and couldn't remember your name when talking to the other half (apologies). I Googled "bisexual british comedian" expecting to sieve through some results only to find you are THE Google result for said term. 🤣
@MarcusRashford There are actually three sides to every story. Your side, their side and the truth. A video is a more accurate representation of the truth than either 'side'.
If manners prevent us speaking the truth, we will be without manners.
Is #badbatch what they're calling the Star Wars sequels now?
@GoogleStadia I've never managed to play my #Stadia without severe stutter every few seconds. Stadia rates my connection as excellent and my Chromecast Ultra is connected by ethernet. This is the only device on my network that doesn't work flawlessly. What can I do to fix it?
@Ak4Slasher That's a relief to hear. I'll fire it up again this evening and hope for the best!
I find there's no better filter for identifying society's morons than the Subway sandwich queue.
@AppleSupport Created my Apple ID 15 years ago before you required rescue email. I can't remember secret questions. I know password, can confirm account info, have full access and am logged in - but support tells me I need to make a new ID - losing my credit and purchases. Help!
@madebygoogle @google @googleuk Sent faulty #googlepixel 42 days ago. Arrived 6 days later. Due to bug in return system I'm told to wait indefinitely! Asked #madebygoogle for help. Nothing changed. Now I get DM asking to rate the help? What help? Sorry to be brutal but it's true.
@madebygoogle 1 month ago today you received my phone in your service centre. A whole month and you have been unable to resolve an issue with shipping labels - I'm still being told I have to wait indefinitely for a resolution. This is not acceptable. #madebygoogle #googlepixel
@madebygoogle @google It's 8 days since you passed my missing warranty replacement to your escalations team and nobody has contacted me. You've asked me to be patient and I think I've exercised a lot of patience. What is going on? #madebygoogle #madetowaitbygoogle #googlepixel
@madebygoogle 6 days since you passed my issue to your escalations team - received no contact. Is this normal? Over a month since I sent you my #pixel2xl and I'm told I have to wait indefinitely for replacement. Is it acceptable to make your customers wait so long? #madebygoogle
Erwin Tatschl @ErwinTatschl
90 Followers 666 Following Ich bin wie ich bin und komme immer und überall zu spät ist soooo.
KlarrisaSummers @KlarrisaSummers
74 Followers 300 Following Love is the emotion that rips you up memory by memory.
TierneyChretien @TierneyChretien
102 Followers 463 Following No pain, no gain. You'll get through it, and you'll be better off in the long run.
Melanie Francis @melyolk
272 Followers 923 Following Welsh speaking Divisional Manager for Yolk Sales Recruitment. Telesales, BDM, BDE, Account Managers. Contact: 02920 220078 or [email protected]
Canon Camera EOS @Canon_Camer__o
184 Followers 2K Following Saving $300 Apple iPad2 iphone4 iPod Canon Nikon Digital cellphone Laptop Cell Phone All-in-One PCs Camera TV GPS Projector Order in http://t.co/RgMmkhOMh4
Jon James @JonTheScientist
9 Followers 90 Following
Katherine Ryan @Kathbum
678K Followers 1K Following I make comedy very very well or very very poorly depending on whom you ask. My life is my message - Gandhi via Matthew McConaughey
Stephen Merchant @StephenMerchant
588K Followers 355 Following Official Tweets from leggy blonde Stephen Merchant
bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer
1.1M Followers 169 Following in our home, in our special drawer, we keep all the items we adore. in a sterilzed cabinet they are kept, and the surrounding environs are regularly swept
D @David_Yost
85K Followers 0 Following
Amanda Tapping @amandatapping
153K Followers 11 Following mama wife actor director producer activist general goofball
Warwick Davis @WarwickADavis
602K Followers 907 Following Actor, television presenter, producer, director, husband & dad, who just happens to be short! President of @LPUKOnline, the charity for people with dwarfism.
We Live In Public @wlip
2K Followers 2K Following Ondi Timoner’s Sundance Grand Jury-Winning Film predicting Internet's impact through a visionary's NYC cyber-bunker - https://t.co/TwaJlsh8ez or Amazon
Joe Lycett @joelycett
1.2M Followers 2 Following I am the comedian formerly known as Hugo Boss. Joe Lycett’s Art Hole is out now.
Mark Hamill @MarkHamill
4.6M Followers 2K Following Believe in yourself! Work hard, never give up & anything's possible! OR: Kick back, relax & aim low: You'll never be disappointed...😜 I IGNORE ALL DMs!
Austin St. John -ASJ @ASJAustin
63K Followers 7K Following The only OG Red Ranger, Austin St. John, join me at the link below!
Arris Quinones @arris_quinones
29K Followers 261 Following Host/Co Creator of @VariantComics. Co Creator & Writer of “Astonishing Times” available now @comiXology!
Johnny Yong Bosch @johnnyyongbosch
156K Followers 388 Following Actor • Voice Actor • Martial Artist • Musician • Filmmaker • Writer • Director
Amy Jo Johnson @_amyjojohnson
131K Followers 1K Following Writer/Director started my career as the Original Pink Power Ranger #mmprthereturn is now in comic book shops! https://t.co/3KQsPojcoF
Walter Jones @Walterejones
63K Followers 472 Following Actor known for Zack Taylor of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Disney's Brink,and drama The Shield https://t.co/EHzV04r5vh
David Mitchell @RealDMitchell
2.1M Followers 768 Following This is the David Mitchell who's in Peep Show and things, not the novelist or the Cumbrian origamist.
Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
11.7M Followers 476 Following Go pre-order my new album "Seth MacFarlane Sings The Muppets" out September 18!
Russell Howard @russellhoward
1.1M Followers 49 Following New UK and IRE tour. Don't tell the algorithm. Get your tickets👇
Jason David Frank @jdfffn
120K Followers 92 Following In Memory of Jason David Frank. A father, husband, friend, martial artist, writer, and hero to so many. His page is being kept alive, like he wanted.
Stan Lee @TheRealStanLee
3.8M Followers 301 Following Official account honoring Stan Lee's legacy & sharing new, unseen stories from his vault. Powered by Stan Lee Universe & Kartoon Studios (NYSE: TOON).
Patrick Stewart @SirPatStew
3.0M Followers 190 Following My memoir, Making It So, is available now. 📚
Bat in the Sun @BatintheSun
20K Followers 2K Following ART IS THE WAY! Follow Aaron Schoenke and the whole team on creative projects and exploits! 🙌
Marisha Ray @Marisha_Ray
473K Followers 676 Following Actor/Producer, Keyleth/Beau/Laudna; Anti-sleeves gritty survivor. Creative Director for @CriticalRole - New eps Thurs, 7pm PT on @twitch! 📸 @Vonswank
Leonard Nimoy @TheRealNimoy
734K Followers 20 Following Born in Boston.Went to Hollywood at 18. 16 years later cast as Spock in Star Trek. @shopllap
Wil Wheaton @wilw
2.3M Followers 5 Following This account is no longer active. If there is a blue check here, I had nothing to do with it. Elon Musk is a garbage human. #BlackLivesMatter #ProtectTransKids
William Shatner @WilliamShatner
2.4M Followers 543 Following Father to 3 women. Canadian *NOT POLITICAL* be warned or be blocked! Calendar: https://t.co/4Jwy1dww25 Charity: https://t.co/HmIzHkPLvx No Podcasts! https://t.co/82IXIOYEVo
Chase Masterson 😳 @ChaseMasterson
52K Followers 2K Following Onscreen @StarTrek #TheFlash #DoctorWho Big Finish 👉Also! Founder @SuperheroIRL #civilrights & #mentalhealth in schools & @YMCAs 10yr Mentor @HomeboyInd
Garrett Wang @GarrettRWang
118K Followers 4K Following Actor, Co-Host of @TheDeltaFlyers Podcast, SO to @MeganElise0_0 ,Engage in humility, kindness and respect. (Verified Blue check marked account pre-Elon)
Jeri Ryan @JeriLRyan
418K Followers 1K Following Actress, wife, mom, foodie, and gardener. Not necessarily in that order. https://t.co/1BOe735ZXk https://t.co/KkXhCyMElP @jerilryan.bsky.social
Brannon Braga @BrannonBraga
38K Followers 1K Following Writer/Executive Producer/Director/Self-Loather. Star Trek/Cosmos: Possible Worlds/The Orville
George Takei @GeorgeTakei
2.9M Followers 1K Following I am a parody of myself, if anyone wonders if this is really me.
Paul Daniels @ThePaulDaniels
41K Followers 138 Following (1938 - 2016). REMEMBERING: International sex symbol & body builder. Host of The Paul Daniels Magic Show & the longest running variety show in West End history.
Jonathan Ross @wossy
4.1M Followers 9K Following I also post self-indulgent moments from my life on Instagram, where I am @mewossy.
Expansys @expansysUK
17K Followers 714 Following A fast growing and leading Online Retailer & B2B eCommerce platform, devoted to all kinds of hi-tech Consumer Electronic products.
Leigh Francis @LeighFrancis
2.3M Followers 2K Following TV,Radio,Film,art. keith lemons YouTube channel Keith lemon forever. contact: https://t.co/e47Nupnpm0
Russell Brand @rustyrockets
10.2M Followers 809 Following Join me weekdays LIVE on RUMBLE | 10 AM (PT) | 6 PM (BST) | 1 PM (ET)
Jamie Oliver @jamieoliver
5.5M Followers 4K Following The latest from Jamie & his HQ 👋 Pre- order my new 20 Minute Meals cookbook ⏰ https://t.co/O3GroegIwY
Bill Gates @BillGates
65.1M Followers 570 Following Sharing things I'm learning through my foundation work and other interests.
Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis
3.3M Followers 713 Following Founder @moneysavingexp, @mmhpi & (ish) @itvmlshow & Martin Lewis Podcast. Home of t'daily twitter poll, tips, puns, musings. Mrs MSE’s husband, Sapphire's dadYou might like
