The Anything Not Made in Russia Explorer 🇺🇦 @ObservingRetail
Detailing my extensive study of the wild Shopper in its natural habitat :: New comic strips every Wednesday and Saturday :: https://t.co/aKKAWJrWsC observationsinretail.com The Retail Wilds of America Joined March 2014-
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A warranty claim can literally take 2 min with the correct information but your being a d!ck so I'm going to drag it out for a week and a bit.
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The boss saw the waitress being humiliated by a customer, went up to him, showed him that he was being filmed, made him pick the money up from the floor, and kicked him out of the restaurant.
Are you actually asking me to warranty your item that's 10 years old and getting mad when I have to tell you it's 9 years out of the warranty period then tell me this is the worst customer service they have ever received.....????
In 1970, the median rent was $108 a month which about 68 hours of work at minimum wage Today, the average 1 bedroom apartment costs $1,500 a month, about 207 hours at minimum wage But it’s all because we waste money on coffee
@lenanicole936 Wonderful to hear! Well done!
A few things. 1. The server is unprofessional to call out a customer for not tipping 2. You may not agree with "tipping" but that doesn't change the reality that tipping is what allows restaurants to operate a wait staff without charging astronomical prices for the food. Restaurant margins are razor thin as it is. 3. Withholding a tip because you don't agree with tip culture doesn't do anything accept hurt your server who has nothing to do with the system. The store/chain got paid in full, they could care less about you withholding a tip. Furthermore, you just let the entire wait staff of that restaurant know that you're not worth their time or effort and if they have a store manager who's worth a damn, he's going to look the other way when your food comes out late and cold after an hour wait on a busy night. Then there's the fact that most restaurant staffers work multiple jobs and your reputation for not tipping on $100+ tabs will follow you to most restaurants in your area. Especially now that you were dumb enough to post this on social media.
I paid a $169.29 breakfast bill and left the tip at $0. Not because I didn’t notice the line — but because tipping, for me, is still a personal choice, not a fixed charge. The meal itself was fully paid for. The prices were set, the tax was added, and the total was clear.
Some heroes don't wear capes.
Make posting entry level roles requiring years of experience illegal
Remember when they said that if you’re here legally, you’re safe?
A timely Soviet joke: A man comes to a newsstand every day, scans the front page, and leaves disappointed. One day the vendor asks what he's looking for. The man says an obituary. "But, Comrade, the obituaries are at the back." The man replies, "Not the one I’m looking for."
Things that Republicans no longer believe in. 1. Limited government 2. Citizen rights to protect themselves from a tyrannical government 3. States’ rights 4. Free market capitalism 5. Independent banking system 6. Reducing the federal debt and deficit 7. Freedom of religion 8. The 19th amendment 9. No new wars 10. American soft power 11. Respect for the Judiciary 12. NATO
“The business reserves the right to refuse service to anyone.”
"My coworker was super cordial until I kind of sort of tried to murder them" is genuinely a very funny thing to complain about
Tucker Carlson: "What's [AOC] like?" Matt Gaetz: "Before Jan. 6 she was incredibly chummy with Republicans, she would regularly come over to our side, sit down, hang out... after Jan. 6 she treated us all like we had horns or something."
Pro tip: Don’t flirt with an eight year old in front of your nation when that nation is questioning your involvement in raping children
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you? Caller: I am eight
Of course not. In school, they ignored the parts of history that they didn’t like
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Back tf up for a a sec, Chad. You know how many snotty, disrespectful white boomers I've had to deal with when I worked in retail? Also, I would've been fired if I called a customer ANYTHING when I got fed up with them. I bet you'd be one of those saying "get s better job" then.
"The Somalian customers were harassing her about not enough caramel & attacked her clothes!" Yeah, I worked customer service before & got harassed, yelled at, threatened, etc over all sorts of shit. It never spurred me to use a racial slur.
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