Constable Odo @OdoFAQ

my name is Odo I'm a changeling. I'm the chief of security on Deep Space 9 with the Bajoran millitary. I’m the god of sarcasm. DS9 Joined October 2014

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Constable Odo @OdoFAQ

8 years ago

Odo’s advice: if you’re deeply in love with a bajoran or space station is owned by bajorans never pee them off. If so blame the nearest ferengi.

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8 years ago

@ColNerys “Computer remove this song from my playlist Odo alpha 2”. Sorry about that Kira got a bit carried away with some old earth classics

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Constable Odo @OdoFAQ

8 years ago

Received orders from The President of earth please be upstanding for DS9’s new National Anthem 99 Luftbaloons computer play this on loud throughout the station. youtu.be/V2zxHuze_Gw

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Constable Odo @OdoFAQ

8 years ago

One half of Deep space nines crew if Thanos comes

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There was an old Asgardian that used to visit this station often. Loki I think his name was some people say I’m devoid of emotion but RIP our loki “Plays my heart will go on” youtu.be/FHG2oizTlpY ++++

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Constable Odo @OdoFAQ

8 years ago

#FakeFrenchFriesFacts French Fries are not actually French at all in fact they originated in Scotland.

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8 years ago

#ThingsNeverSaidInTheGodfather I'm going to make you an offer you can't refuse. 15 stripes of gold pressed latinum

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Constable Odo @OdoFAQ

8 years ago

#AlternativeCurseWords P’tach or even worse “you’re mother has a flat forehead”

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Constable Odo @OdoFAQ

8 years ago

@ActualLore The very same guy.

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Constable Odo @OdoFAQ

8 years ago

I’m sitting in my office now and I might just make some strange noises with my mouth somewhere along the lines of bingel bongol dingle dangle yikidy doo yikidy dah bing bang wallopanaingang

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Constable Odo @OdoFAQ

8 years ago

May the prophets guide you my child. x.com/karandarwin/st…

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Constable Odo @OdoFAQ

8 years ago

So deep space nine has some competition thank lord for the prophets. x.com/karandarwin/st…

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Constable Odo @OdoFAQ

8 years ago

I can confirm as much as I would love to this statement is #FakeNews x.com/realguldukat/s…

Gul Dukat @realGulDukat

8 years ago

Odo throws Garak “under the shuttle pod!” Why can’t we all find out what happened in the shuttle bay on Senator Vreenak's shuttle with Wild Garak & Vreenak? Was he promised Cardassian territory in order to lay off Sisko. No baseball & Romulan ale talk (give us all a break)!

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Constable Odo @OdoFAQ

8 years ago

@realGulDukat You haven’t met me hey, well remember I was your cheif of sercurity on Terok nor, I oversaw the execution of those bajoran rebels who were innocent. Ring any bells gul Dukat

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Constable Odo @OdoFAQ

8 years ago

@PMofKara thank you for handling over a yiridian arms trader into federation coustody. Long live the Karan empire

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Constable Odo @OdoFAQ

8 years ago

@TimeLordOfAndor Welcome to the team Kira

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Constable Odo @OdoFAQ

8 years ago

Another great roast from the federation today, his grace asor K’zev just called Gul Dukat “Crooked” think I might replicate some popcorn. x.com/rebelandorian/…