Tycho Magnetic Anomaly-1 @OnALighter_Note

Writer, artist, quadriplegic. Firm believer in life just being funny that way. #RockChalk He/Him Joined March 2011

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Tycho Magnetic Anomaly-1 @OnALighter_Note

2 hours ago

The Lynx played one team with a winning record the entire month of July (Liberty 2x). The Fever played 3 (four games total). I still think the playoffs will be really fun but it's been a rough stretch for meaningful ball.

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Tycho Magnetic Anomaly-1 @OnALighter_Note

2 hours ago

There's 19 WNBA games this week and *3* of them are between two teams with winning records. I understand why they wanted to get a jump on expansion but it's definitely feeling watered down right now.

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Tycho Magnetic Anomaly-1 @OnALighter_Note

2 hours ago

It was never realistic for the business to stay "The Business" as it was for decades but the choice to completely pull the curtain back in every single aspect was always going to have very obvious consequences

Wrestle Ops @WrestleOps

3 hours ago

Triple H (for some reason) wishes wrestling fans would put their passion for WWE into the talent rather than putting the blame on the writers. “I wish sometimes we could put that passion into the talent now as opposed to when somebody gets heat in our business, it’s like ‘God,

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Tycho Magnetic Anomaly-1 @OnALighter_Note

3 hours ago

World Cup 🕊️🕊️🕊️

UEFA @UEFA

9 hours ago

Further UEFA statement on FIFA plans: ⬇️

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Tycho Magnetic Anomaly-1 @OnALighter_Note

18 hours ago

Caitlin and Kelsey finding their rhythm together. AB was about to go crazy until she got banged up but hopefully she's ok. I'm still not sure they can piece together enough defense to really make something shake but they're gonna go down blazing.

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Tycho Magnetic Anomaly-1 @OnALighter_Note

18 hours ago

Kelsey went ahead and came through

Michael @Ser_Dweeb

19 hours ago

Herculean third quarter by Caitlin. Offense was stuck in mud and she was the only fever player getting anything going offensively. Special stuff by her. She could use some help in the 4th.

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Tycho Magnetic Anomaly-1 @OnALighter_Note

20 hours ago

Fever still blowing leads in the worst way. Unserious.

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Tycho Magnetic Anomaly-1 @OnALighter_Note

20 hours ago

Caitlin has thee worst turnovers. Her and Bron piss me off to no end with that. Two players with generational court vision who go brain dead five times a game.

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Underdog NFL @UnderdogNFL

a day ago

Plaxico Burress compared playing with the Jets to prison: "They're both kind of similar because when I walked into prison on my first day, I was like, 'damn man you a fucking loser.' And I had the same damn feeling every day I walked through the door with the Jets."

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Tycho Magnetic Anomaly-1 @OnALighter_Note

a day ago

I didn't love pedicures only because I don't super enjoy the sensation of having my nails cut by someone else or my cuticles. But the foot rub and moisturizing and all that sign me up twice.

Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing

a day ago

"I am completely against pedicures for dudes. You're a dude, you're not supposed to get pedicures" – Dan Orlovsky

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Tycho Magnetic Anomaly-1 @OnALighter_Note

2 days ago

Update: this movie is at least 20 minutes too long. Maybe 30.

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Tycho Magnetic Anomaly-1 @OnALighter_Note

2 days ago

I'm watching Kraven The Hunter and y'all might've lied about this movie?? I mean, it might not be GOOD but I'm having fun.

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Tycho Magnetic Anomaly-1 @OnALighter_Note

2 days ago

Only upside of the TMobile outage today is I found out my plan came with Free Netflix this whole time and I hadn't been using it smh

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Tycho Magnetic Anomaly-1 @OnALighter_Note

2 days ago

@HighestOneYet

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Tycho Magnetic Anomaly-1 @OnALighter_Note

2 days ago

Small blessings 🙏🏽🙏🏽

DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm

2 days ago

YouTube and Universal have signed a deal to bring Peacock to all YouTube Premium subscribers at no extra cost. Will cost $15.99/month.

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Tycho Magnetic Anomaly-1 @OnALighter_Note

2 days ago

@svershbow Not trying to be the pessimistic dog expert because maybe this is his regular behavior or you've done other things to keep him cool but dogs will definitely dig holes to find cooler ground if they're overheating

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KEV @Kae_Violated

2 days ago

T-Mobile had me thinking my bill wasn’t paid 😂 it’s a fucking outage.

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Tycho Magnetic Anomaly-1 @OnALighter_Note

2 days ago

Had me out here double-checking I'd paid my bill until a bus driver said he was on SOS too

Caitlin O'Hare @caitlinohh16

2 days ago

@TMobile @TMobileHelp come on T-Mobile….ive on SOS for the last hour. Your network is clearly down

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Tycho Magnetic Anomaly-1 @OnALighter_Note

2 days ago

"Let me tell you about Al Davis..."

Trill Withers @TylerIAm

2 days ago

Mike Lombardi used to go on Simmons show and say something like “he’s what we call a laundromat player: all bubbles, no suds” and Simmons would be like “absolutely”

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Tycho Magnetic Anomaly-1 @OnALighter_Note

3 days ago

As a low budget found footage horror movie you have no business being two hours long. Or 1 hour 53 minutes or anything close. 87 minutes is the maximum allowable run time for you