Jay @OneFineJay
Put away the umbrella; I do not need your shade. Joined March 2009-
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“This movie is a psyop to turn you against Moslems” *watches movie* Huh, that was mild
It has been too long since I enjoyed a Uwe Boll movie. Since Bloodrayne, in fact.
@brim006 One of our institutional clients is located in Bismarck and every winter we have to ask how they deal with it and all they say is “we just deal with it: remote start in the car, budget for more gas to preheat the car, budget for more heating costs.”
Sometimes I think it’s pretty nice here. Then my friends from northern MN complain about -35 winter weather and I remember we have that too. Then my friends in Wyoming complain about wind storms of 80mph and I remember we have that too. Then my friends in the south complain about temps over 100 and I remember we have that too. You couldn’t raise a kid into a softy here if you tried.
See? A movie can’t move the needle the way reality can
🚨 BREAKING: 6 DEAD IN GERMANY MASS SHOOTING: A 45-year-old man of Turkish descent opened fire at a facility for pregnant women and young mothers near Hamburg. All 6 victims were employees. Several others hospitalized. Suspect is in custody. Motive: domestic violence. Germany
@ellonico In the future, we’ll do away with prisons all together
@BostonTea84 You should see what happened to the judge that let the rapists off the hook
It’s pretty wild seeing Armie Hammer pull off a Habitat for Humanity Re-Store Michael Fassbender in this role
@bccover 80° here in SoFlo w/the HVAC fan running all day even when it’s not compressing. I think my thermostat is schizo, once the sun hits my side of the building, it think6 it’s hotter than my indoor thermometers indicate so I have to turn it way up. My master BR is 73° somehow.
GayPatriot @GayPatriot
88K Followers 38K Following America's lovable gay conservative. Grok says I’m a cross between Ronald Reagan and Mark Twain. So basically a national treasure. Honorary Zionist.
Jon 🔬 @JonnyMicro
32K Followers 5K Following Clinical microbiologist by day. Cheese aficionado and geek all the time. I have been, and always shall be, your friend. Opinions are mine alone. Love my kids.
Write Girl Problems @WriteGrlProbs
22K Followers 3K Following Magnificent enigma. A cornucopia of idiosyncrasies. Queen Carnivore & Inventor of the Meat-iverse. Writer by necessity, daydreamer by nature. Pronouns: 🤓/😈
G @stevensongs
43K Followers 8K Following What I don’t know, I make up. Couple skills. Seen things. Done stuff. Friend not foe. Here for laughs. Not adding days to my life, but life to my days.
Amy Curtis @RantyAmyCurtis
42K Followers 15K Following Nerd, Mom, girlfriend | Writer @Townhallcom | "All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us" | Dulcius Ex Asperis | Opinions are my own
Schadenfreudelish @aggierican
33K Followers 3K Following Gobbledegook is doubleplus ungood. Stoichiometric. Unique taco per Jill Biden. Undiluted joy. Chanclish expert. ░C░H░A░N░C░L░A░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░
Flinnie @flinnie
17K Followers 3K Following I'm an absolute delight©. Aunt to a wonderful nephew. Played Peter in the Cosby show. human-original slop Veni, vidi, cecidit de sella me
Deebs @DeebsFLA
21K Followers 3K Following A++++ Grader of Tweets, lucky husband and father of daughters, uses commas, way too much. Florida rocks.
Phineas Fahrquar @irishspy
24K Followers 9K Following Me: "I despise generalizations by generation." TwitterX: "Okay, Boomer." Property rights are human rights. Reaganite. Aprendendo português.
Mickey Blowtorch @MickeyBlowtorch
20K Followers 1K Following Curmudgeon. Misanthrope. Shitposter. Former party animal extraordinaire and poor man’s playboy. Man, myth, and legend. Peepeepoopoocaca. Navy veteran deez/nuts
Stephen Green @VodkaPundit
34K Followers 5K Following Writer of stuff, https://t.co/lV1UdLMKOM. Poster of stuff, https://t.co/ZFwLx9rwzR. Hoster of stuff, https://t.co/bajKsd5RCE. Fully capable of evening.
Secret Amish Man @YoderSecreto
4K Followers 2K Following Order of the Polecat Moonbeam Ordy probably did someone wrong so I'm minding the Torch and Pitchfork emporium.
Sturdy Jenn @nogooddeed2
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Nathan Wurtzel @NathanWurtzel
15K Followers 544 Following Jewish/Zionist. Republican political consultant, blue-collar division. Baseball card collector. Turn on the lights before you walk down the stairs.
Johnny Conch @JCinKeyWest
13K Followers 14K Following America’s most loved provocateur and truth bomber! (just admit it; you love me). Lovin’ life in the Conch Republic! A conservative who just happens to be gay.
Boo @IzaBooboo
10K Followers 990 Following I smell like flowers and money. Queen of the North, Protector of Cows, Defender of Butter. Gynofascist.
Vanguard Performance ... @labs_vanguard
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Lucy R. Fisher @richmondie
3K Followers 5K Following Writer, singer, artist, transcriber. No DMs from unknowns. Books here: https://t.co/EEz1CrvpwR https://t.co/RgKFUMlRTs
Rod Magnum @RodMagnum
29K Followers 454 Following 18 PLUS ONLY! 🔞 Top with 8 inches to spare. Enough said.
Laurie @camplaurie2357
2K Followers 4K Following loud, funny, and probably too honest… sorry not sorry
Monica Robertson @monicarobert300
1K Followers 3K Following 🚨 Daily XRP reports 🧠 Learn to Buy Crypto, to support Steller and Ripple. Financial Advisor QFS 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 (NESARA/GASARA) DM 💬 God bless America 🇺🇲❤️
Karla1953 @Karla1953
2K Followers 2K Following Opinions here are my own/do not care if not yours Unabashed Eagles fan Fly Eagles Fly Supported Ron DeSantis since 8/28/2018! Think you are clever/I block. I
Terri German @Tjfg1933
2K Followers 775 Following Conservative living in Naples Fl. Mom to 3 adorable ShihTzu’s. Go Canes! If I had a better pic I would have used it. 🤦🏻♀️😘 No DM’s pls
dodgerslover702 @dodgersmlb702
4K Followers 4K Following Dodgers, Rams,Lakers!! and LOVE all Animals! Gay Latino and Proud and Love Sports!!!😍!
@MatthewMN @Matthew8758
546 Followers 821 Following
Loriqueen @hufana_aaron
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Jump Rope Dad @Jump_Rope_Dad
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JJVinegar @JesseJVinegar
73 Followers 350 Following Mid 50s curmudgeon. Beer and coffee aficionado. Half-ass fan of sportsball.
Kelly @Kelly6550541747
16K Followers 767 Following 2026 is the year to be had :) you never know what can come around when you least expect it ♡ Rocking the grandma life ♡
John Doe @PolNews_Rd1
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Stahl ✨ @designwithstahl
3K Followers 7K Following I don’t just design , I imprint 🧚♀️#Storytelling
Emma Cloud ☁️ @oemmaa992
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Grami 💗🙏✝️�... @GramlovesElon
5K Followers 7K Following ❤️🙏Love God and love people🙏❤️ Loving God is easy, some of His people 🙄
Gustavo Alarcon @GustavoByeBye
2 Followers 2K Following
NotDeadYet @NotDeadBret
1K Followers 843 Following 5/3/24 Colon rupture, sepsis, given 24 hours to live. Sober, sharing positivity and helping men optimize their hormones and wellbeing. Mind, Body, Soul.
Sensei Adonis 🈶�... @SenseiAdonis
10 Followers 45 Following 26 |🦸🏽♂️ Training to be your online Fitness Sensei | Fitness is my guilty pleasure | Anime |
warrenronsiek @warrenronsiek
98 Followers 305 Following Building https://t.co/cwkJ0dpFpY https://t.co/tDYC1wLAPs
Small Government @SmallGov4All
46K Followers 50K Following Pro-economic-growth, prefer-life, pro-merit-based-immigration, #Libertarian #MAGA #TrumpTrain #Followback #DrainTheSwamp
astartes @astarte57626822
2 Followers 2K Following
Sean Campbell @osintsean
439 Followers 390 Following OSINT Analyst | Award Winning Journalist | Licensed Drone Pilot | Human Hacking | Fitness and Overlanding
Lord Humphrey @Burgeroptions
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Patricia @p_flowers26
6 Followers 378 Following
SandyDixson @SandyD836
182 Followers 2K Following
Gelson Luz @gelsonluz
13K Followers 8K Following I share insights and humor on news, movies and libertarianism. Looking for mutuals.
Andrew Mudd @aamudd
23 Followers 262 Following
dex 🇺🇸🏳️�... @ohheykyle
4K Followers 5K Following oh hi. Coasters. Tech. Pizza. Life. and Taco Bell. 31. 🇺🇸🏳️🌈🇺🇸 $kylewazhere living life and going with it. FL 🌴
Janet @janet_zimmer50
7 Followers 217 Following
🇺🇸 JR | Barbari... @barbarianfitco
8K Followers 5K Following ✝️ Christian. 🖤 Husband. 👯♀️ Father. 🇺🇸 Patriot. ✍🏼 Designer. 💪🏼 Bigger. ⚔️ Train Hard. Die Old.💀 @nexgenpeptides code 'BARBARIAN' 💧CEO @drinksalinity
GayPatriot @GayPatriot
88K Followers 38K Following America's lovable gay conservative. Grok says I’m a cross between Ronald Reagan and Mark Twain. So basically a national treasure. Honorary Zionist.
Jon 🔬 @JonnyMicro
32K Followers 5K Following Clinical microbiologist by day. Cheese aficionado and geek all the time. I have been, and always shall be, your friend. Opinions are mine alone. Love my kids.
Write Girl Problems @WriteGrlProbs
22K Followers 3K Following Magnificent enigma. A cornucopia of idiosyncrasies. Queen Carnivore & Inventor of the Meat-iverse. Writer by necessity, daydreamer by nature. Pronouns: 🤓/😈
G @stevensongs
43K Followers 8K Following What I don’t know, I make up. Couple skills. Seen things. Done stuff. Friend not foe. Here for laughs. Not adding days to my life, but life to my days.
Amy Curtis @RantyAmyCurtis
42K Followers 15K Following Nerd, Mom, girlfriend | Writer @Townhallcom | "All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us" | Dulcius Ex Asperis | Opinions are my own
The Gormogons @Gormogons
21K Followers 3K Following Global Terror. Val Kilmer. Hello Kitty. Policy. Politics. Vampires. Poland-Lithuanian Irredentism. Anti-Esperantism. Six posters: CZ, GP, GorT, MN, ŒV, & ℞.
Schadenfreudelish @aggierican
33K Followers 3K Following Gobbledegook is doubleplus ungood. Stoichiometric. Unique taco per Jill Biden. Undiluted joy. Chanclish expert. ░C░H░A░N░C░L░A░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░
Neva @pipandbaby
11K Followers 3K Following Psychically loud ruthless power woman. Head Centaur of the Unicorns
Flinnie @flinnie
17K Followers 3K Following I'm an absolute delight©. Aunt to a wonderful nephew. Played Peter in the Cosby show. human-original slop Veni, vidi, cecidit de sella me
Deebs @DeebsFLA
21K Followers 3K Following A++++ Grader of Tweets, lucky husband and father of daughters, uses commas, way too much. Florida rocks.
Phineas Fahrquar @irishspy
24K Followers 9K Following Me: "I despise generalizations by generation." TwitterX: "Okay, Boomer." Property rights are human rights. Reaganite. Aprendendo português.
Mickey Blowtorch @MickeyBlowtorch
20K Followers 1K Following Curmudgeon. Misanthrope. Shitposter. Former party animal extraordinaire and poor man’s playboy. Man, myth, and legend. Peepeepoopoocaca. Navy veteran deez/nuts
Stephen Green @VodkaPundit
34K Followers 5K Following Writer of stuff, https://t.co/lV1UdLMKOM. Poster of stuff, https://t.co/ZFwLx9rwzR. Hoster of stuff, https://t.co/bajKsd5RCE. Fully capable of evening.
Secret Amish Man @YoderSecreto
4K Followers 2K Following Order of the Polecat Moonbeam Ordy probably did someone wrong so I'm minding the Torch and Pitchfork emporium.
Sturdy Jenn @nogooddeed2
16K Followers 2K Following Texpat vet who finally made it home. Birds, booze, and bouquets. Pourer of potent potations. Useful everywhere. I’m a damn Swiss Army knife.
Nathan Wurtzel @NathanWurtzel
15K Followers 544 Following Jewish/Zionist. Republican political consultant, blue-collar division. Baseball card collector. Turn on the lights before you walk down the stairs.
Eddie Coleman @neverwhere74
1K Followers 8K Following Twitter-Menace, Wrestling Nerd, Poitically Homeless
Lucy R. Fisher @richmondie
3K Followers 5K Following Writer, singer, artist, transcriber. No DMs from unknowns. Books here: https://t.co/EEz1CrvpwR https://t.co/RgKFUMlRTs
dodgerslover702 @dodgersmlb702
4K Followers 4K Following Dodgers, Rams,Lakers!! and LOVE all Animals! Gay Latino and Proud and Love Sports!!!😍!
@MatthewMN @Matthew8758
546 Followers 821 Following
Jump Rope Dad @Jump_Rope_Dad
117 Followers 151 Following Buy a Crossrope https://t.co/FRaNCiXfUq (Save 15% with code DVEST15) Free 7-Day Jump Start Kit https://t.co/2329zP3YWS
No Limit Luke @nolimit_luke_
16K Followers 384 Following Faith | Fitness | Finance | Workout Plans & Nutrition Guide - https://t.co/oSOPDYsmHM | 1:1 Coaching Link👇🏻
Art @Rule1NeverTweet
67 Followers 1K Following
NotDeadYet @NotDeadBret
1K Followers 843 Following 5/3/24 Colon rupture, sepsis, given 24 hours to live. Sober, sharing positivity and helping men optimize their hormones and wellbeing. Mind, Body, Soul.
EquinesAss @EquinesAss
19 Followers 109 Following
Chris Cellura @ChrisMKMMA
792 Followers 5K Following Chris 🌇 🌅 "I am by nature a dealer in words ... and words are the most powerful drug known to humanity-R. Kipling🔥🎇🔥
Gelson Luz @gelsonluz
13K Followers 8K Following I share insights and humor on news, movies and libertarianism. Looking for mutuals.
SandyDixson @SandyD836
182 Followers 2K Following
Darrell Earls 🐶 @Redd_Dogg
607 Followers 5K Following
Small Government @SmallGov4All
46K Followers 50K Following Pro-economic-growth, prefer-life, pro-merit-based-immigration, #Libertarian #MAGA #TrumpTrain #Followback #DrainTheSwamp
Sean Campbell @osintsean
439 Followers 390 Following OSINT Analyst | Award Winning Journalist | Licensed Drone Pilot | Human Hacking | Fitness and Overlanding
Lord Humphrey @Burgeroptions
3K Followers 431 Following Jolly and morbidly obese | McDonalds and Burger King’s biggest individual shareholder | UFO spare parts manufacturer | honey baron
dex 🇺🇸🏳️�... @ohheykyle
4K Followers 5K Following oh hi. Coasters. Tech. Pizza. Life. and Taco Bell. 31. 🇺🇸🏳️🌈🇺🇸 $kylewazhere living life and going with it. FL 🌴
RickFinsta @RickFinsta
115 Followers 775 Following
Tom Shaughnessy @shaughnessy
1K Followers 4K Following Janet Aly Grace Jack ColdFusion Lucee PostgreSQL Service Metal Imo’s SAP ERP SmallBall baseball guitars
PatriotBaker @BakerPatriot
394 Followers 1K Following I'm from GenX. Just here to watch and laugh. A 'Perry Mason' enthusiast.
Old North State @DarrylM76607931
621 Followers 6K Following
ABasedApe @Mountain__Ape
2K Followers 3K Following Not a Democrat, Not a Republican. Screw your labels. I'm an American to the core. Semper fi.
💯 WS 💯 🇺🇸 @SevLaxRules
5K Followers 6K Following Bill | Gulf War Vet | Former Fatboy | #DOWORKSON | #YeezusCrew | Screw your excuses, GO TO GYM! | Barbarian Code: WSnoBS15 | Torq Gear Code: WSnoBS10
Exit the Left @_ExitTheLeft
4K Followers 4K Following Political Commentator. The left moved so far left that I ended up on the right. Deconstructing Democrat angles, one post at a time—follow along.
Klara @klara_sjo
99K Followers 37K Following Non-practicing intellectual Chaotic neutral Running at a mental speed of one thought per sometimes. Your favorite shitposters favorite shitposter.
BetterMan83 @Better83Man83
206 Followers 4K Following
EllieMay75 @feigroom75
508 Followers 537 Following Entrepreneur. Freight Broker. Pro Equestrian. FEI Show Groom. Citizen Journalist. FIERCE PATRIOT. Dog Mom 🇺🇸🔥💯🤍✝️ #TRIPLEDISASTERSURVIVOR
Freyja the Benevolent @motherland_4me
380 Followers 779 Following God fearing | Preserving American Heritage | Nurturing the Next Generation
Jason L. Barnum @I_JasonFreedom
1K Followers 8K Following Dad who values freedom, reason, and personal responsibility. Focused on family, clarity, and living with purpose. #MAGA USAF 92-96 NO DMs! 🇺🇲 #GOP
Androphilia @Androphilia76
627 Followers 1K Following Look it up 💪 Men can’t become women 🙄 DL married dad and musician. Now embracing my “Daddy” era. 🤷♂️ “Smarter than the average bear” 🤨
Lisa Cooper @LisaCooper5426
128 Followers 373 Following Southern California; Roman Catholic; Republican; Do I like Donald Trump? I LOVE Donald Trump
'The Ronster' @BerisfordRon
33K Followers 30K Following A happily married prog music and Star Trek loving nerd Born in a storm of electricity on October 9th 1963 Shop; WWW.Ronster (I RARELY READ OR REPLY TO DM’s)
Pamela Cowper @cowper_pamela
2K Followers 4K Following All I know and all I have is time, and tide and time are on my side.
Overlake @georgiodecorati
947 Followers 579 Following
💯AlphaMuscledGod�... @muscledmexican
655 Followers 557 Following Heosphoros: bearing light to those thrust into sudden darkness.
Blake Armstrong @RobotEatingRobo
2K Followers 4K Following Screenwriter, IATSE set lighting technician. 15+ years in the industry. Nichol top 15%, AFF 2nd rounder, Western featuring Holt McCallany (MINDHUNTER) in link:
Righty1776 🇺🇸 �... @Righty1776
145 Followers 291 Following A California conservative ready for action! I'm also a huge metalhead and @IronMaiden fanatic.
💯Christian💯 @UsernameBanned
766 Followers 342 Following Father. Provider. Protector. Patriot. Basement gym bro. Gun nut. Homeschool life. No DMs except mutuals and 💯 Club members. God is good.
Stonewall @terrynunley81
134 Followers 948 Following
Will Grant @thewillgrant
15K Followers 157 Following Professional BMX Racer | Aker Brand Farms | @MyRadarWX / @MyRadar






























