TheOrdaciousOne @OneOrdacious

Mechanical technician day to day, up and coming stand up comedian. 27 years old straight out of the toon. Newcastle Upon Tyne, England Joined August 2022

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TheOrdaciousOne @OneOrdacious

4 years ago

By the too my 13 followers, still beaten by Charles Manson 🙄. My new comedy page is available on Facebook @ordaciouscomedy. Still in its early days but I do promise this, I will never, no matter the level of failure, will resort to onlyfans. It wouldn’t be fair

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TheOrdaciousOne @OneOrdacious

4 years ago

Just turn 28 this week, very weird age if I’m honest. Still feel 16, but 10 years of heavy engineering has made me look 40. All I am certain of is I still can’t enjoy red wine and refuse to watch American pickers, oooh a an old bicycle!!

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TheOrdaciousOne @OneOrdacious

4 years ago

Just seen petite ginger radgy get kicked out of head of stream. Threatening to throw glasses. From the size of them must have been shot glasses

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4 years ago

I don’t know what’s harder, getting on stage and trying to make them laugh or dealing the fact I have spend a Sunday in lynemouth. Thank fuck for double time. #workingtimedirective #moneybaby

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TheOrdaciousOne @OneOrdacious

4 years ago

Just got paid for gig for first time, was a 10a like but I’ve already updated my LinkedIn. Don’t judge me 😬

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TheOrdaciousOne @OneOrdacious

4 years ago

‘They say in hypersleep, it shuts down everything but the primitive side, the animal side. No wonder I’m still awake.” Love pitch black #riddick #pitchblack

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TheOrdaciousOne @OneOrdacious

4 years ago

No matter how horrifying the first 10 mins of the #TheBoys season 3 ep 1. Can’t stop thinking about that shikira video #justthetip 😂 #blessyou

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TheOrdaciousOne @OneOrdacious

4 years ago

I came home from work today. My girlfriend said ‘your hands are filthy’ I said ‘Yes they are, for I am working man, untill I have earned my fair share. My hands will never be clean’

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TheOrdaciousOne @OneOrdacious

4 years ago

Just had a great time with my fellow comedians and a lovely audience member called Matthew. Definitely need do a workshop on promoting 😂 #longlivecomedy #greenman #bigmarket

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TheOrdaciousOne @OneOrdacious

4 years ago

Rushi Sunak can’t even decide who his team are playing this weekend. Love it when conservative try to pretend there humans #fuckingshambles

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TheOrdaciousOne @OneOrdacious

4 years ago

Just won 20 quid on a scratchy, great to know that god enjoys a Friday night off

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TheOrdaciousOne @OneOrdacious

4 years ago

Just started replaying Jedi fallen order again, forgot how epic it was. Why the fuck did I agree to two 12 hour shifts this weekend. Do you think they’ll be mad if I bring the PS5 to the snap room.🤔😬 #JediFallenOrder #regrettableovertime

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TheOrdaciousOne @OneOrdacious

4 years ago

Just had the flu for last couple of day. At 27 I thought I had handle on life. Could deal with any obsticle, then half through an episode of breaking bad you shat yourself. Lesson learnt. 😂