OneLiners @OnlyLiners
I tweet Just in 1 line! So try to read between the lines. My tweets may be Funny! Sarcastic! Joke! Awareness-message! but will be Oneliner! Joined February 2018-
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In the age of social media, friend is more a verb than a noun . . . ndjdnd
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Generally when you buy something you would like it to work at its maximum capacity, but if you buy a new pc and it works at 100% of its possibilities there is something wrong. . . . ndjdnd
When Boba Fett kills one of the clones, he actually kills his father. . . . ndjdnd
If you drop a nuclear bomb on a nuclear power plant, it technically makes more energy than it ever did. . . . ndjdnd
Joel Olsteen looks like a chipmunk. . . . ndjdnd
The greatest contributor to biker gangs are motorcycle manufacturers . . . ndjdnd
There are more than 7 billion assholes on the earth. . . . ndjdnd
A fair percentage of people visiting Graceland are probably humming a Paul Simon song, rather than an Elvis one . . . ndjdnd
Making a game inverted doesn't make it replayable . . . ndjdnd
A good book really makes you stop and think once in a while. . . . ndjdnd
People ironically going to Walmart are guilty of uncultured appropriation. . . . ndjdnd
It literally took a rocket scientist to build the squirt gun. . . . ndjdnd
Male celebrities could start selling their semen, and make some good money from it too. . . . ndjdnd
The voice in your head while reading a character's lines in a book might actually belong to a person . . . ndjdnd
With food, cow changes to beef, pig changes to pork, but chicken stays as chicken. . . . ndjdnd
The flash would go fastest on a bicycle than he would on a motorcycle. . . . ndjdnd
You coukd probably kill someone by injecting them with an empty needle. . . . ndjdnd
If you collected all the change in all the cup holders in everyone's cars around the world you could make somebody a billionaire . . . ndjdnd
If churches streamed on a service lik twitch, they could get their donations without having to put anyone at risk or danger . . . ndjdnd
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