Sir Martin Lewis @OnlyMartinLewis
Cardigan wearer and yet to be dead poet theblightersrock.wordpress.com The Land Of Idiot Boys Joined March 2009-
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What a reprehensible piece of shit this Mitch McConnell chap is, she's hardly cold @senatemajldr
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I'm "if the film Armageddon was real, I kind of hope Bruce Willis bottles it before pushing the button" years old.
#OldestTweetWhichHasARecentLike
they say you can't judge a book by its cover but i'd suggest the Roy of the Rovers Annual 1979 was a pretty safe bet
A piece of prose for the full moon #poetry
Langage des Fleurs (a poem) theblightersrock.wordpress.com/2020/07/30/lan… via @wordpressdotcom
Iceland? That's the fish fingers sorted then.
We’ve started formal negotiations on our future relationships with Iceland, Liechtenstein, Norway and Switzerland. Trade with these important partners is worth £66bn and we’re committed to build on the progress in talks to strengthen these partnerships
My little rhyme about a Starling, entitled Passeri theblightersrock.wordpress.com/2020/07/18/pas… via @wordpressdotcom #poem
When sitting lakeside at 6 a.m. on a sunny weekend morning with your best pal on the planet, it's very easy to forget even the most tawdry of apocalypses.
Awoke in a cold sweat after a dream involving Stephen Fry threatening to beat the living shit out of me for making fun of his George Formby impression.
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Ring the bells that still can ring
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Matt Hancock announces all stable doors to be closed in 10 days' time.
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what's the spell for going back in time and not buying any of her fucking books?
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