Stringy @OnlyStringy

Bit of this, bit of that. Security Architect. Always trying to be better. Tech, InfoSec, football, beer, two kids. Priorities not necessarily in that order. Manchester, England Joined February 2009

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Stringy @OnlyStringy

a month ago

Genuinely fit for nothing today. I’m broken.

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a month ago

Just paid SEVEN POUNDS AND SIXTY ENGLISH PENCE for a can of Madri. Good job I love you @LotteryWinners @frankturner 😘

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a month ago

@thegingerwig I have yet to find a savoury food that is not improved by putting it on a sandwich.

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a month ago

(Going to Leigh Sports Village is not one of the bucket list items btw.)

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Off to watch @LotteryWinners play an ACTUAL stadium on Saturday. So excited to see them and with a bonus of seeing @frankturner too. Two bucket list items ticked in one evening. Waited months for this.

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Stringy @OnlyStringy

a month ago

Due to… reasons… I need to resurrect and refresh my LinkedIn profile. I’d like you all to take a moment to pray for my inbox, my sanity and the brave recruiters who are going to get ZERO response from me if they cold call me.

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Stringy @OnlyStringy

a month ago

The volumes of emails and “urgent” Teams messages I receive has dropped dramatically today. Good to see people are being sensible. Today is NOT the day to be pissing about doing work.

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Stringy @OnlyStringy

a month ago

Can somebody please explain this to me?

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a month ago

Manchester city robbed, how tf is foden offside 😭😭

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Stringy @OnlyStringy

a month ago

@SkySportsPL I beg to differ.

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a month ago

Spurs aren’t going down. Pains me to say it tbh, but they’re not.

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a month ago

The FIFA grind is officially over. Time to use what little time I have to take advantage of Gamepass. Any decent recommendations?

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Stringy @OnlyStringy

a month ago

I am SO ready for these beers tonight. All things considered, this week can fuck right off.

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Stringy @OnlyStringy

a month ago

Bernardo, Johnny Stones and now Pep. Sunday’s gonna be emotional.

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a month ago

Worst thing about the timing is the number of “Carrick announcement got more likes than Pep leaving. LEVELS” tweets that are inevitably going to come.

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a month ago

And NOW they have announced it. FFS 😑

Stringy @OnlyStringy

a month ago

I may be naive but I’m starting to believe this. They would want to do full sendoff like they have done with so many players, maybe even more of an event. To have no official confirmation at this stage feels… weird.

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a month ago

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a month ago

2 hours and counting to get through to supporter services. There HAS to be a better way to do this @ManCityHelp 😑

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a month ago

@OptaAnalyst @OptaJoe The colour scheme on this graph makes me *deeply* uncomfortable.

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Stringy @OnlyStringy

a month ago

At a risk of putting the boot in, if we’d taken the FIVE points we missed out on this season against Spurs we’d be as good as Champions now and they’d already be as good as relegated. FFS, City.

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Stringy @OnlyStringy

a month ago

Back in a bit, just off to the time machine to tell 15 year old me we’ve just won both domestic cups and finished second in the Premier League and I’m gutted. Fully expect to come back with a black eye.