Oobrey @Oobrey
Dogs and buttholes Spokane, WA Joined November 2013-
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Nurse - "Doctor he's seizing!" Doctor - "Grand Mal shark doo doo doo"
@binge_mode How many times do you think students end up seeing Firenze's butthole as he's walking around/swishing his tail? Like...is his horse dick just out there swinging around? When he poops does he just walk over to a corner in the classroom? Help. #asktheunderscore
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Philosophers only want one thing, and it's discussing.
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I pronounce it liberry but I also call them bo-oks so people have a choice on which one makes them angrier
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married kissing is not at all the same as not married kissing
If you're a girl that likes sports and you don't tweet about it constantly how will guys know how cool and unique you are?
@LesFloyd The other person in the picture also has that distortion around the edge. It's a low res photo, not sure what else to tell you.
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Dating as an adult is like going to Goodwill and trying to find the least ruined item that doesn’t smell.
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i used the word "less" in a tweet when it should have been "fewer" and i've never been larger ashamed.
Today I look like an actual grownup instead of the normal dumpster gremlin I usually emerge as.
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genie: you get three wishes me: i wish you were terrible at math genie: ok you're out of wishes me: wait no
@HatfieldAnne I thought we were talking about these guys
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I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.
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