Moose 🫎 @OpenMoose

This pic from #USofMoose has been so important for me. This tree was growing on top of a boulder, with maybe a cup of dirt. But it reached out and found what it needed to grow.

Just remembered that time when a manager got on the store-wide ear pieces to tell everyone "this is a 911 emergency: we need to open more credit cards" and I'm still mad about it

NPR did learn that there's a trick if you are applying in person in Washington and do not want a passport with Trump's image: Choose extra pages. The State Department says the 250th commemorative passport is only available in the standard, 28-page book

#DND "what if the whole party was dwarves!" has the same vibes as "jerry get ipad" and I don't know how to explain it.

In eclipse music news, "Total Eclipse of the Heart" singer Bonnie Tyler has died at 75. Her iconic 1983 hit was voted the all-time most popular eclipse-related song in a 2022 NationalEclipse.com Twitter poll.

I’m browsing comics in a geeky/nerdy store. A woman walks in and asks one of the guys at the counter: Customer: “I need to get one of those weird-headed figures for my nephew.” She points at the walls of Funko Pops. Cashier: “Do you know which one he wants?” Customer: “Star… something.” Cashier: “Star… Wars? Star Trek?” Customer: “Yes.” Cashier: “Which one?” Customer: “What’s the difference?” Cashier: “How old is he?” Customer: “Fourteen.” Cashier: “Hmm, if he were younger, it might be Star Wars, but I know a lot of teens who are into Star Trek now. Does he like Darth Vader or Captain Picard?” Customer: “I don’t know what any of those words mean.” Cashier: “Is he into pew pew bang bang, or utopian space socialism?” Customer: “What the h*** are you talking about?!” I decide to help. Me: “Ma’am, is your nephew the kind of kid who would do sports or join the debate team?” Customer: “He’s… on the football team. Why is that relevant?” Cashier & I: *Simultaneously.* “Star Wars.” The cashier takes the customer to the ‘Star Wars’ section of the Funko Wall. Cashier: “All of these are Star Wars.” Customer: *Getting out a folded piece of paper.* “This is what he wants.” The paper has ‘Ahsoka Tano’ written on it, and the cashier and I share a look of “couldn’t you have started with that?!” The cashier got the Funko for her (she still didn’t know what she was buying, but she was happy to get out of there), and the cashier’s coworkers started mocking the cashier for how he tried to differentiate between the ‘Star’ franchises, resulting in a series of similar attempts by the rest of the workers after the customer had left: Other Worker #1: “Ma’am, does your nephew like cowboys in space, or civil servants in space?” Other Worker #2: “Ma’am, is he into space wizards or space accountants?” Other Worker #3: “Ma’am, does he enjoy prophecies or performance reviews?” And my attempt: Me: “Ma’am, would he rather overthrow the government or work for it?”

Hope everyone had a good @FreeRPGDay! We absolutely love seeing the prompts you're making with Lore Master's Deck. If you picked up the sampler, feel free tag us to share what you've created!

‼️ USPS will not deliver mail ballots unless states hand over their voter lists to the Trump administration, according to Postmaster General David Steiner. “You are going to make a decision that people cannot vote by mail,” @SenGaryPeters (D-Mich.) said. “That’s unacceptable.” bit.ly/4gE3CFR

What's better than a sale? Getting it for free! Lore prompts are 10-30% off for our b-day sale. Today's DAILY GIVEAWAY is a Bridge Expansion Set. Place a physical order before 12amET to enter the draw, and our grand prize $100 Gift Card draw on Friday! storyenginedeck.com

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Can't have a birthday without cake and presents! We're baking a cake with ingredients pulled from Lore Master's Deck. Follow us, like this post, and reply to tell us what shape it should take: ➡ Jewel ➡ Spear ➡ Stylus ➡ Bodysuit For a chance to WIN our new Quickstart PDF!

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We're releasing our new Character Dynamics PDFs in just a few short hours! Join us on YouTube @ 2:30pm ET for our launch party with special guest (and bestselling author) @MaggieKBlack! youtube.com/watch?v=8ru4NH…

Manic pixie dream librarian

After ‘08 recession, corporations became landlords; making housing & renting both WORSE and EXPENSIVE. Can @SenatorDurbin @SenDuckworth reverse it? Make housing affordable again???

this close👌 to unlocking dice bags! Check out Polyhedral Dice Advent-ure Calendars 21-23 by Black Oak Workshop on @Kickstarter kickstarter.com/projects/black…

What a wonderful birthday surprise! We just hit 4,000 subscribers on YouTube, and we couldn't have done it without your support. Thanks to everyone who tuned in for Saturday's Deck of Worlds livestream - and all the other livestreams we've hosted along the way!

Is RFK jr a nevernude?

You could with a $25 gift card! You just need to give us a recap of the game. ⬇️

The Story Engine @storyenginedeck

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Deck of Worlds is turning 5! We're giving away a $25 Gift Card to one lucky winner. To enter, you just need to tell us about last night's big game. What was everyone playing? And please, wrong answers only. Follow us, like this post, and share your answer to get on the list!

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Deck of Worlds is turning 5! We're giving away a $25 Gift Card to one lucky winner. To enter, you just need to tell us about last night's big game. What was everyone playing? And please, wrong answers only. Follow us, like this post, and share your answer to get on the list!

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Last night in DND (I play a monk), the orcs fired an arrow at me. Top ten moment.