Jan Owen @OracleJan
I am death, the destroyer of worlds. It's nice to make your acquaintance. Joined August 2011-
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I hate having to scroll all the way to the bottom when selecting location or language. Why can't we call it the Anited Kingdom?
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@stephenfry Last night I had the most vivid dream I have ever experienced and you were a very major character.
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@DougCoupland I just have to say I absolutely loved Life After God. I will be going on about it to my friends until die.
"Steve Jobs 2 fixes many problems with original, including always wearing Dad jeans" onion.com/pGSduI #OnionNewsNetwork
@uncuthashbrown Even us in England had 29 degrees this month ;)
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Local Bar Comes Out As Gay onion.com/cYxDmR #OnionTowns
@Calsuxx I haven't seen it, but you should watch it anyway, because your wild.
@reginalddhunter I've just got to say that I absolutely love your comedy!! :)
@DougCoupland It's to interested in where we came from instead of where we are going
Your Horoscopes - Week of September 20, 2011 onion.com/r57s5M
Daniel Eggleston @DanielEggleston
274 Followers 671 Following Creative Content Lead for @UlverscroftUK. Formerly print writer for @tmrwmag. he/him
Esther Bartholomew @esther_bar
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Rachael Caulton @Rachaelcaultonm
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georgecarlin @georgecarlin
5K Followers 5K Following I am is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that I do is the longest sentence?
Daniel Eggleston @DanielEggleston
274 Followers 671 Following Creative Content Lead for @UlverscroftUK. Formerly print writer for @tmrwmag. he/him
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George Sands @George_Sands
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10K Followers 611 Following not really on twitter anymore 👋 biz: [email protected]
Rachael Caulton @Rachaelcaultonm
2K Followers 4K Following Spotlight link👇Showreel pinned @RoseBruford MA & uni of Lincoln alumni!🎭🎬 Part of Gobby girls comedy productions by Gina Lyons Recently played: a fridge!🧊
Callum Radford @Calsuxx
375 Followers 762 Following
Esther Bartholomew @esther_bar
473 Followers 666 Following Actor • Mover • Shaker 💃🏻 Theatre manager 🎭 Environmental activist 🌎 https://t.co/WGcjYR362Z
Herrick @WilliamHerrick
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29 Followers 8 Following My name is Ivan. I am 237 years old and I am a vampire.
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