P.FIGZ @PFIGZZ

#BRONXNation. #Comedian. #Foodie. #Entendres. Bronx Joined January 2010

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P.FIGZ @PFIGZZ

a month ago

Challenging Shoei is absolutely insane as a rookie. Can this even be called EGO? Because in what world of sports does a rookie challenge a top 3 in the world player in his area of expertise?

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Tim Howard, you're a bitch! You could have been supportive but your choice of being a bird was unfortunately your first choice. Remember to fly south for the winter you fucking bird! #WorldCup2026 #LetsGoTeamUSA

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໊ @xpxpchemistry

2 months ago

Driver was talking to him and he spat on him. He is never trying this again after those heavy hittttsss

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P.FIGZ @PFIGZZ

2 months ago

STORY TIME: @lyft @AskLyft your drivers failed. Miserably today and I was charged multiple times for rides that never happened. Left in the rain with clean laundry, that will need to be done again. Y'all better hit my DM with a $1000 gift card or I'm sharing my screenshots!

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P.FIGZ @PFIGZZ

4 months ago

@jangelooff Imagine if people were aware of the level of homophobia throughout that organization too🤷🏽‍♂️

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P.FIGZ @PFIGZZ

6 months ago

Fuck MTA logic. On my momma. Bitch ass niggas.

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JOKAMRREDPILLZ @JOKAQARMY1

a year ago

Kash money honey pot.

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P.FIGZ @PFIGZZ

a year ago

I wasn't very familiar with #AshtonHall prior to him racing speed but I know he's definitely a sore losing ass bitch 😭

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P.FIGZ @PFIGZZ

a year ago

Love to see it

Daily Loud @DailyLoud

a year ago

Pirates usher beats up fan and whips him with belt after being spit on

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Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE

a year ago

What in the Disney is going on here?

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P.FIGZ @PFIGZZ

a year ago

@tarynlorainexox Tri state or TX for sure

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P.FIGZ @PFIGZZ

a year ago

@paulpierce34 so you walking barefoot in that robe dawg? Cause that loss at home gotta hurt

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P.FIGZ @PFIGZZ

a year ago

What a disappointment last night at Philippe Chow Upper East. So much so in fact, I have barely gotten out of bed but feel inclined to say it. If I went back, it would be exclusively for apps and Id leave immediately after. NOT what I expected and or paid for #RestaurantWeekFail

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Collin Rugg @CollinRugg

2 years ago

JUST IN: The third soldier aboard the Black Hawk that crashed into the American Airlines plane has been identified as Capt. Rebecca Lobach, who previously worked as a White House aide in the Biden admin. Lobach, 28, served as an aviation officer in the Army. “We are devastated by the loss of our beloved Rebecca. She was a bright star in all our lives. Rebecca was a warrior and would not hesitate to defend her country in battle," her family said. According to CBS, Lobach served as a White House social aide under the Biden administration. Last month, she escorted Ralph Lauren when he was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom by Biden.

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P.FIGZ @PFIGZZ

2 years ago

Remember, I said this would happen like a week ago! People are to tired and too broke for this shit. instagram.com/reel/DEdgimTRv…

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P.FIGZ @PFIGZZ

2 years ago

NYC your son's will be murdered in the streets (not by hopefully) but this wave of couldn't people in the streets did views is destructive as fuck... ESPECIALLY when the joke causes harm. It too quickly for me to rt BUT joining a random woman via the turnstile is treacherous!

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P.FIGZ @PFIGZZ

2 years ago

You can say what you want but this kind of behavior is unsavory for someone in politics 🤷🏽‍♂️

Qondi @QondiNtini

2 years ago

We will stop talking about race when people stop doing things like this Deal?

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P.FIGZ @PFIGZZ

2 years ago

My prediction on congestion pricing? More subway fights, deaths, track fires, suicides, homicides and an overall shit show. Have y'all seen the train platforms?!? WTF is that?! Oh and productivity will go down and when y'all start terminating people for lateness... ⚠️⚠️⚠️

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P.FIGZ @PFIGZZ

2 years ago

@TravisHunterJr you don't need any negativity young bull. Shorty not celebrating EVERYTHING?! Like every single thing you do right now should be a HUGE deal. Leave and go date Kylie or something #DoBetterMyBoy #SheNoBueno