Thomas 'Retcon' Parrott @ParrottTom

Keeper of a tiny house panther. Living with MDD. Coping with the world through dark humor. Used to write books. Nazis, bigots, and bullies fuck off. He/him. North Carolina, United States Joined November 2021

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Thomas 'Retcon' Parrott @ParrottTom

11 months ago

@regal_bones I love that the text is inspired by the radioactive waste warning

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12 months ago

@ULucipus Interesting! You didn't want to just use the Gunslinger class?

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12 months ago

@Vooness @EliteDangerous @Lavecon_ @LaveRadio Huh. Somehow I'd never heard of this.

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2 years ago

@otherhappyplace I have a 19 year old coworker who told me her doctor was 'a prune' and I was like 'i am sorry but I cannot trust your gauging of anyone's age because you are very very young'

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2 years ago

@Ti_Dinzeo who could hope to imitate my incredible charm and grandiloquence but fair point

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Thomas 'Retcon' Parrott @ParrottTom

2 years ago

Alright, y'all, I think I'm done with Twitter. It's been real, it's been fun, but at times it hasn't been real fun. You can catch me at Bsky if you wish to catch me. I'll leave this up for like a day or two before I actually close out my account so peeps can see it. 🫡

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Thomas 'Retcon' Parrott @ParrottTom

2 years ago

@Roxyarnie1 No joke, I started to call it 'that white and blue website' and then I remembered that's what some people call OnlyFans, and I was like... you now, I'll reword this before people think I'm making a career change

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2 years ago

@riseupcomus Between them and the Cauldron Born and the... gwythaints? I might be getting that one wrong, anyway, Arawn wasn't lacking for quality minions.

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2 years ago

@otherhappyplace that was the most terrifying minute of my life

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2 years ago

@aifendragon @Jcstearnswriter LOL, you saw what I did to Earth in the WY6 universe....

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Thomas 'Retcon' Parrott @ParrottTom

2 years ago

The great difficulty of cosmic horror is, how do you really capture the unknowable? How can something written by a human really portray something that exists outside of all human experience?

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2 years ago

@Jcstearnswriter That's fair. It's hard to worry about humanity's place in the universe when you are actively being eaten by a jaguar.

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Thomas 'Retcon' Parrott @ParrottTom

2 years ago

@Jcstearnswriter Because it's rooted in xenophobia, which is no longer (thankfully) the zeitgeist?

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2 years ago

@TheNicholasWolf Is it with the Vile Employer? Or someone else? Either way, I'm glad you're getting work hombre!

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Thomas 'Retcon' Parrott @ParrottTom

2 years ago

@Jcstearnswriter I agree with you in a sense, I think that can work very well. The issue, of course, is that the modern market is very about drilling down, always drilling down, more details, expand on everything, franchise everything.

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Thomas 'Retcon' Parrott @ParrottTom

2 years ago

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Thomas 'Retcon' Parrott @ParrottTom

2 years ago

@AlexWoodroe who are they for then

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2 years ago

@aifendragon Funny enough, I wasn't thinking of Lost. But honestly yeah, fuck that stupid mystery box of a show.

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Thomas 'Retcon' Parrott @ParrottTom

2 years ago

@VoiceOfKosh There is definitely a big push towards not only all answers all the time, but all answers are true and authoritative. Characters are never themselves ignorant or misinformed, oh no.