๐๐๐ Dr. Parson Peevesโข ๐๐๐ @ParsonPeeves
Observations, opinions, sarcasm, & poor attempts at humor. Entertaining, inspirational, sometimes just plain weird. Double doctorate: UTwit & Northworst Sem. Joined November 2013-
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