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โ - PARODY -โ #SouthernStrike Why do #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters work? Mostly memes #SouthernFail Visit our YouTube channel for even more SATIRICAL CONTENT ๐ m.youtube.com/channel/UCnKA5โฆ Platform 11, Cancelled Joined December 2014-
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BREAKING NEWS: Results of GTR's improved rolling stock maintenance regime begin to appear...
#SouthernStrike - ๐ฌ NEW VIDEO ๐ฌ ๐๐ถ Steve "The WoooOOOooo Guy" is back again! This time with a tribute to the late, great, Des O'Connor CBE ๐ถ๐ R.I.P #Desoconnor @DesOConnorCBE @SouthernRailUK youtu.be/o3ipNvoxFAQ
#SouthernStrike - โ Residual delays at #ClaphamJunction due to the chocolate cake signals being eaten #SouthernFail #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters
@grumpcrusader @Gene32798446 @SouthernRailUK @networkrail @networkrailSE @ABCommuters Don't panic! We've sorted it.. Trevor now looks more appropriate ^PS ๐ฆบ๐ท๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters #SouthernFail
@grumpcrusader @Gene32798446 @SouthernRailUK @networkrail @networkrailSE @ABCommuters We think that either Trevor is the BFG or @SouthernRailUK are lying about the distance of that patio from the railway? ๐ค ^PS #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters #SouthernFail
@Gene32798446 @networkrail Not to worry, the patio is a good distance from the tracks but the angle of the pic certainly makes it look a bit closer than it is. ^Alex.S
@SouthernRailUK @Se_Railway why is no one checking the trains for people wearing masks? Iโm currently sat opposite someone with no mask and have someone to the right of me with no mask.. if your gonna make rules why canโt you get someone to check people are sticking to them ๐ค
@Gene32798446 @SouthernRailUK @networkrail #SouthernStrike - โ ๏ธ โMy advice is not to worry so much about the little things (like wearing a High-Visibility jacket when next to a railway?). Focus only on the important things that you have control over.โ - Driver Manager Trevor Leonard๐ฆบ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ#OnlyFoolsAndCommuters #SouthernFail
To see a cleaner, spraying and cleaning in detail on @SouthernRailUK makes me feel a lot safer. Plus for a 1st time journey, itโs quite comfortable
Masks masks masks!? @SouthernRailUK please enforce for godโs sake... 1601 London Bridge to Beckenham Jn. Clowns everywhere. No enforcement.
#SouthernStrike - โ ๏ธ Hows your luck this Friday morning? 3 early morning trains, 3 cancelled services and 3 different excuses? All within 8 minutes? Seems the @SouthernRailUK random excuse generator is still in full working order ๐ฏ #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters #SouthernFail
@nationalexpress - @SouthernRailUK @ihatethameslink cancelled all our trains to London this morning. Weโre in a cab at the moment, is there a chance you could wait for us 5/10 minutes if necessary? We are speeding through the motorway๐ฉ๐ข
@nationalexpress - @SouthernRailUK @ihatethameslink cancelled all our trains to London this morning. Weโre in a cab at the moment, is there a chance you could wait for us 5/10 minutes if necessary? We are speeding through the motorway๐ฉ๐ข
@Jonnie4936 Thameslink don't have (or need to have) a Conductor or OBS, hence why some services/routes miraculously became Thameslink services after the industrial action ended and an agreement was reached with the unions.. Strange that? ๐ค ^PS #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters
@ABCommuters @IanProsser7 @railandroad #SouthernStrike - โ We asked #DoctorWho Q: How do you run a Southern service without an OBS? A: Change it to a Thameslink service! #SouthernFail #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters
@Passengersalute I've never seen a conductor nor an OBS on a Thameslink service. It's a problem when there is disruption and I might need to re-route. The driver doesn't always say what the problem is.
#SouthernStrike - โ We also asked #DoctorWho Q: How can we get away with a 14% fare increase without anybody asking awkward questions about service levels? A: Change it to a Thameslink service! #SouthernFail #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters x.com/Passengersalutโฆ
@ABCommuters @IanProsser7 @railandroad #SouthernStrike - โ We asked #DoctorWho Q: How do you run a Southern service without an OBS? A: Change it to a Thameslink service! #SouthernFail #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters
@ABCommuters @IanProsser7 @railandroad #SouthernStrike - โ We asked #DoctorWho Q: How do you run a Southern service without an OBS? A: Change it to a Thameslink service! #SouthernFail #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters
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