Patch Clark? @PatchClark
actually a super-robot comprised of 5 smaller robots, all piloted by martial arts practicing teens from the local high school... Lincoln, NE Joined August 2010-
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@CoryWClark They had me at ‘I Love You, Man’ for psychopaths
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@FrogHomeless Because it’s been de-delayed
The piano cover of “Nothing Else Matters” playing at the airport is making me feel like I’m in a film student’s art project right now
The beginning of Late Night with the Devil is just that one Family Guy bit
Watching my kitten navigate her new home is like watching someone play a 3D Platformer for the first time.
Wishing a happy “Dimension 20: Fantasy High: Junior Year: Season Finale: Part Two’s Eve” to all who celebrate.
Watched Rise of the Planet of the Apes yesterday and I love that they placed little nods to a space mission gone wrong. I don’t know what the time jump is for Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes, but feels about time for this little easter egg to pay off finally.
Update: my fiancée is leaving me for this tweet.
Patch Clark? retweeted
The only thing we ever get on the trail cam is me walking to the barn
Wait until there are 2-3 more of these events happening at the same time
So uh yeah fellow Helldivers, I think were in trouble.
In one of the last Automaton Missions a fellow Helldiver took this picture, he called it "the last Automaton" | #Helldivers2 🔗 0bsidianBlack
“That’s America’s Ass”
@_equinn I watched Dune and Speed Racer the weekend I got my 50in Samsung
Patch Clark? retweeted
"It's over, Penguin. You and Poison Ivy are going back to Arkham where you belong"
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