Patrick Swizzle @PatrickSwizzle

OK for me this comment wins the internet for today

𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN

2 days ago

The extinction of the dinosaurs is technically the highest ratio of birds killed with one stone.

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@RpsAgainstTrump There's absolutely nothing wrong with shorting anything, especially a scammy meme coin. If you can't identify the mark at the table, you are the mark.

BOMBSHELL: Trump’s National Fair just got exposed after possible wire fraud and corrupt non bid contracts.

@cmclymer x.com/awfulannouncin…

Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing

2 days ago

Here is the Malik Tillman free kick from Telemundo with Andres Cantor on the call.

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When people say that immigrants should adopt "our" culture. They ARE our culture. Rock and roll, jazz, country, blues, and most of our music was derived from "Call and response," which came from Africa. Irving Berlin, who wrote the song "God Bless America," was born in Russia. Our food comes from Europe and all over the world. Apple pie comes from Holland. Burgers and hot dogs come from Germany. Pizza comes from Italy. Barbecue and most "southern food" came from slaves. Sitcoms are derived from vaudeville, which was brought by the Irish and many other immigrants. Hollywood and Broadway are what they are because of Eastern European Jews. Sports? Baseball was inspired by cricket. American football came from rugby. Basketball was invented by a Canadian. Our railroads were built by the Chinese, Mexicans, freed American slaves, the Irish, and other immigrants. The New York City skyline was largely built by Italian immigrants. Science? Einstein and Tesla were immigrants. Andrew Grove, who we owe for the semiconductor, came from Hungary. Sergey Brin, from Russia, cofounded Google. Levi Strauss, from Germany, gave us denim. Jonas Salk, whose parents were immigrants, gave us the polio vaccine. Ukraine's Selma Waksin developed the first treatment for tuberculosis. More recently, Katalin Karikó helped develop mRNA vaccines. John Shalikashvili, former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, came from Poland. And you know something about every wave of immigrants? There were people then, just like now, who complained they would never assimilate. American culture isn't something immigrants assimilate TO; it is the assimilation OF immigration.

An active-duty member of the United States military stood on the steps of the Capitol, in uniform, and called for the impeachment, conviction, and removal of Donald Trump. He was arrested. He didn’t stumble into this. He knew exactly what he was doing. Under Department of Defense rules and the Uniform Code of Military Justice, active-duty service members are heavily restricted from engaging in partisan political activity, especially in uniform. Depending on how this is charged, he could be facing violations like Article 92 (failure to obey orders or regulations), and for officers, even Article 88 (contempt toward officials). That’s not a slap on the wrist, that’s career-ending territory. Court-martial, loss of rank, forfeited pay, even prison time are all on the table. He risked everything: his career, his pension, his freedom, and the future he built inside the military. And he did it anyway. You don’t have to agree with what he said to recognize what it took to say it. Real courage isn’t reserved for safe opinions or popular moments. It shows up when the cost is clear, and you move forward anyway. The military demands discipline and neutrality for a reason. But history is full of moments where individuals inside institutions decided that staying silent was the greater violation. That tension, between duty to the system and duty to conscience, is where this story lives. Maybe you think he crossed a line. Maybe you think he drew one. But let’s not pretend this was casual. This was deliberate. This was informed. This was someone fully aware of the consequences choosing to act anyway. Time will decide how this moment is remembered. It always does. But one thing is undeniable: he knew the price, and he spoke anyway. VIA!~~~ Melinda Fulton

Donald Trump didn't make his first billion in crypto until age 80 Relax, you still have time

@ThatEricAlper The well off parents would take boxes and sell them at work.That kid always won the top prize. The rest of us schlepped around the neighborhood and sold two bars.

This man is walking around with a sign saying 'Black parents are failures' while literally wearing an ankle monitor.

“Ok guys. Show us what you got.” SLAP SHOT (1977) #PaulNewman

thank you @googlemaps

Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov

4 days ago

Thanks, Google Maps, for safeguarding the cow’s privacy.

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@Acyn The whole "team sport" idea is a big part of what is wrong right now

This is so great. In 1964, Candid Camera went to Dwight Morrow High School in NJ, and fooled a young 16 year old Richard Lewis. Happy Birthday Richard. You are missed.

Take Me To The Hospital Live at Glastonbury festival a year ago today. The Prodigy HQ #Glastonbury

@Acyn Yes, paying premiums for people that do not exist. Makes total sense.

@atrupar My neighborhood garage sale has a bigger crowd

Absolute Fact 💎

Whitney Devlin @whitneydevlin

4 days ago

@FINALLEVEL It’s been a while since I’ve touched base, but when I saw this, I felt the need to share it with you. Enjoy your day.

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Yes FIFA attendance is up. But it’s because of the expanded format. Instead of 32 teams there are 48. Instead of 64 matches there are 104. It has nothing to do with your influence in any way.

@KillerMike He should have picked up that trash he dropped and put it in the bin