Phwonk Jr @PhwonkJr
yep main: @Phwonk Joined May 2026-
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Thousands of people are dying from driving *too slow*, and I know this because I'm shooting and killing them
Limiting cars to a maximum speed of 80 mph would save thousands of lives with no drawbacks BUT it would make the worst people in America very mad
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Thank goodness my daughter does her school zooming from her school’s campus (long story), otherwise by now my dick would have accidentally been seen by her classmates several times by now. Because that’s just the kind of stuff which happens naturally with nothing else going on!
@BENZOTOOIE This isn't funny. If AI didn't make this you'd call it reddit humor
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My next kid will be named egg
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Gears of War en 2006: Marcus y Dom se suben a un tren en marcha repleto de Locust y consiguen activar la Bomba de Masa Ligera tras matar al General RAAM. Gears of War en 2026: Marcus y Dom deben acompañar a su compañera de escuadrón asmática a su piso a por el ventolín.
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