Pitt Police @Pitt_Police
**This is a parody account** #ChancellorNordbeezy reddit.com/r/pitt Nordenberg's Right Hand Joined April 2012-
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BREAKING: The Pitt Police have launched an investigation into the university football program following it's suspicious move to win games
Pitt Police PSA: due to the result of the Armed Forces Bowl all minor drug and alcohol offenses will be excused through the weekend
#tbt when dorm evacuations were all the rage
It's come to our attention that this campus thinks the Pitt Police have gone away...well then, let's see you jaywalk on Forbes tomorrow
@N_THEYSTAYTHERE I hope you're proud of yourself, you just made it to the top of the Pitt Police's wanted list #AlwaysWatching #OfficerRiggs
Files from the '12 threats confirm that Mark Lee Krangle had a suspicious looking package, but his genitals are not related to this incident
We know you missed getting all of those #PittENS texts, don't be afraid to come say hi while we deal with this package
The Pitt Police would like to announce our intent to join the real Pittsburgh Police force this fall #GoingPro
Tonights plan: count the # of girls that drown Valentines sorrows w/ country night @mypeterstweeter leading to drunk karaoke @HemsOakland
Guess who has the only firearms allowed on campus and no classes to worry about? These guys right here.
Currently staking out all outbound flights from Pittsburgh headed to Wisconsin, another unit is working on locating Coach Chryst #BBVACurse
That bomb threat brought back memories of our glory days, thinking about you Officer Riggs
Hoping to see @T_RAVS out there this weekend, harassing him about his vendor license never gets old
@Telefact when we need multiple ambulances at the Cathedral tonight you guys are footing the bill
#WaysToIrritateMe stare awkwardly at us while you jaywalk Forbes Ave to get to Lawrence & Posvar. Just do it already, we're not stopping you
#PittPoliceFact we don't have a "Lost & Found" box, but we DO have a room wallpapered with the Panther Cards that we've collected
If we could have waited like a week to get this guy we would have all gotten laid opening weekend..We hate you forever Mr. #BombThreatGuy
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