Flying Spaghetti Monster @PraiseFMS
(#GodSquad) Yup. A real religion praise me. https://t.co/2Ko1V61bbi Somewhere In Space Joined January 2019-
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Twitter, I have a request. It’s my daughter, Rosie’s 5th birthday tomorrow. But my partner has a fever, so we have to self-quarantine for 2 weeks. Her party is cancelled and grandparents barred. Could you send her some pics of your dogs (or animals generally) to cheer her up?
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