ProFootballMock @ProFootballMock
NFL Football. Not Quite Straight Laced profootballmock.com Joined July 2012-
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@BenJoBubble @steelcitydiva @slatt3rn @yesjayme But, ugh, congratulations to your Eagles on their (vomits in mouth) championship season. (BRB, gotta go shower off the shame)
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@BenJoBubble @steelcitydiva @slatt3rn @yesjayme Sorry BenJo, but as a Cowboys fan, I would rather chug a gallon of Andy Reid’s ballsweat than write a convo after a Philly win.
@Sekismundo Absolutely Dude! Just as soon as the Browns win the Super Bowl.
@Trevestation Sorry, no. I don't even have access to them anymore.
@MonkeeSass @yesjayme @slatt3rn @steelcitydiva @OnionSports Those were basically QB convos, but w/ way less words, and WAY less pageviews.
REPORT: NFL teams to observe moment of silence before Sunday's games as memorial for Donald Trump's presidential campaign.
@DrawPlayDave You just know that @nflmemes will be stealing that line and slapping it on a Packers photo with their logo by morning.
PFM has been retired for over a year now, and the talentless hacks at @nflmemes are STILL stealing our shit.
@Racheldoesstuff Congrats on your hit "movie." But you shoulda left "My" outta the title IMO.ow.ly/YUmGZ
Okay, here's one more QB convo. For Old Times' Sake. ow.ly/Y5xDU
So I wrote a thing for my friends over at TotalProSports.com. CHECK 'EM OUT. goo.gl/xjteIR
@MonkeeSass @yesjayme @slatt3rn @RealJamesRoyall Pouring out some warm apple juice from my kid's juice box for you guys. Happy AFCC/NFCC!
@yesjayme @MonkeeSass Holy crap, weak butt muscles?" Christ, it's like the universe is DARING me to write another convo.
CALVIN JOHNSON: "Can't believe I just fumbled away a win at the Seahawks goal line! NO ONE UNDERSTANDS MY PAIN RIGHT NOW!" TONY ROMO: "..."
@MonkeeSass @slatt3rn @yesjayme @steelcitydiva @RealJamesRoyall Miss U guys too! Bestest Twitter fans ever.
UPDATE FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE. Uncommon Journalism publsihed an article on the rise and demise of ProFootballMock: ow.ly/ScdfT
PFM says farewell. wp.me/p2APiU-7ZT
Marcus Mariota Shows Off Blazing Speed At NFL Combine By Running Away From Buccaneers Scouts wp.me/p2APiU-7W3
@slatt3rn @MonkeeSass @steelcitydiva @yesjayme Yep. Forever & ever. (in the sense of, "well, maybe once a month or so next year. We'll see)
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