KindergartenProblems @ProblemsInK

Anecdotes and humor straight from their mouths. New to Twitter. Teacher for 10+ years. #teachertwitter #clearthelist #wishlist amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls… Joined June 2020

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KindergartenProblems @ProblemsInK

5 years ago

Our only gender neutral bathroom has a big sign on a drawer labeled "FEMININE PRODUCTS" 🤦🏽‍♀️ #tryharder

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5 years ago

"What'd you do over winter break?" Looked for new jobs 🤷🏽‍♀️

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Sirge @SirgeCat

5 years ago

I will give a $25 Amazon gift card to someone who retweets this and follows me. Ends in 12 hours.

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Emily 🍎🌟 @EDUwithEmily

5 years ago

Just got the email that students will be virtual from Jan 3-Jan 7. We are on winter break and it’s the weekend, so I hope no one is expecting anything to be posted on Google classroom for Monday…

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KindergartenProblems @ProblemsInK

5 years ago

Student: I had a really bad night! I heard noises and I yelled for dad but he didn't hear me. I'm scared of the dark. Me: oh, I'm sorry! Sounds like you might be sleepy today. Could you use a nightlight to help with your fear of the dark? Student scoffs: uh. No. I have Alexa.

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KindergartenProblems @ProblemsInK

5 years ago

I know school lunches aren't the best... but when your kitchen gets shut down, your food is shipped from across town either frozen or shows up luke warm, and it doesn't have all the components for a USDA certified meal... There Is A Problem

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KindergartenProblems @ProblemsInK

5 years ago

@gigibenemile Yes!

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KindergartenProblems @ProblemsInK

5 years ago

The kids love the solar system masks! Any incentive to keep them on their faces 🎉

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KindergartenProblems @ProblemsInK

5 years ago

Anyone else have students who insist on 3 or 4 wardrobe changes a day? It is like a whole Beyonce concert in my class this year.

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KindergartenProblems @ProblemsInK

5 years ago

We have a whole day off tomorrow to plan for all the vacancies after the vaccination deadline. People aren't even saying goodbye, they are just cleaning out their spaces at night and not returning. 3 people left on Thursday and I'm sure I'll learn who else tomorrow.

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KindergartenProblems @ProblemsInK

5 years ago

@EThorntonGHS Our principal ordered cloth masks with our mascot printed on them for the entire school 🤯 helps with community building but not feasible for most budgets. I've found the best response for solid black, and dinosaur or solar system printed disposable masks.

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KindergartenProblems @ProblemsInK

5 years ago

@plainy @EThorntonGHS 100% I work in elementary and EVERYONE wants to cosplay as a ninja

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KindergartenProblems @ProblemsInK

5 years ago

District cancelled licensed evals this year as a token gesture. Perhaps giving staff what they need to do their job would keep them from leaving.

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KindergartenProblems @ProblemsInK

5 years ago

@EricGeron Spooky season 💀

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5 years ago

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KindergartenProblems @ProblemsInK

5 years ago

I've taken Statistics, Business Statistics, and Problem Solving Statistics from three different institutions and could you believe it? All the same class. If I take another Statistics class I'm going to scream.

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KindergartenProblems @ProblemsInK

5 years ago

Second email admin hasn't replied back to... Do I just forward it to them and say "can you confirm you've received the previous email? I'm waiting for your reply" 🤔

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KindergartenProblems @ProblemsInK

5 years ago

I'm so thankful for the wipes! @Lysol is one of the few products I can use that doesn't trigger my asthma. Thank you for helping!

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KindergartenProblems @ProblemsInK

5 years ago

The people who made our timed phoneme segmentation assessment with the word "BLOOD" clearly never worked with 5 year olds. Every year I get the same two reactions: terror or a tangent on some gory rated R film they were allowed to watch

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KindergartenProblems @ProblemsInK

5 years ago

@akarasick @_CrystalMWatson I do too, but the color red seems to be such a negative color, I try not to use it for any group. I try not to use yellow because if I'm labeling things I can't read it from far away 😣