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Just puns. As far as I know they are all original by me. Tell your friends about me, will yah? Joined August 2012
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14 years ago

. @Paula_Deen I heard your new soup recipe has caused quite a stir?

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14 years ago

My cardiologist told me I have high blood pressure. I really took it to heart.

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14 years ago

Witches must hate spell check.

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14 years ago

One thing I wanted to do in 2012 was to get a bigger computer monitor. #resolutions

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14 years ago

I met a guy who had gone crazy from collecting pennies. He was pretty centimental.

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14 years ago

I have recently gotten really into sleeping in caves at night. It's a really bat habit.

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14 years ago

I am going to start a social network for rice farmers and call it mygrains.com.

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14 years ago

The towing company jacked me off the side of the road.

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14 years ago

Are shy bodyguards insecure?

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14 years ago

Physicists love it when something is a matter of fact.

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14 years ago

The Brazilian wax company just filed its papers with the SEC to go pubic.

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14 years ago

If you want to organize a nail salon you better start with the files.

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14 years ago

The Hibachi Chef is always wokin for the weekend.

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14 years ago

Fat people always find chew love.

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14 years ago

Acting school in Africa is full of prop-Uganda.

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14 years ago

Being married to the Dyson guy must really suck.

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14 years ago

Printing a picture on glossy photo paper doesn't matte-r to me.

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14 years ago

I am on a farm right now and I can't find anywhere to get fresh water. Oh well.

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14 years ago

The Pirate DIY Blog is full of great aarrrrrrrticles.

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14 years ago

Paula Deen will be teaching everyone today how to make a delicious footlong dill dough.

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