Alan Petersen @Puppet_Alan

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Alan Petersen @Puppet_Alan

11 years ago

Except the zombie processes. You never feel bad about killing them. #PuppetConf x.com/wilsonskull/st…

Wilson Skull 💀 @WilsonSkull

11 years ago

Do not anthropomorphize your code. It'll make you feel bad the next time you have to kill a process @grim_radical #PuppetConf

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Alan Petersen @Puppet_Alan

11 years ago

"That's a lot of Red Bull .... Even for the kids" #PuppetConf

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Alan Petersen @Puppet_Alan

11 years ago

Is that a puppet flag on the Death Star? #PuppetConf

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Alan Petersen @Puppet_Alan

11 years ago

"Stepping on each others toes is ok as long as it is done with respect and humility". Good advice. #PuppetConf

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Alan Petersen @Puppet_Alan

11 years ago

"Still no password on the wifi". #PuppetConf

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Alan Petersen @Puppet_Alan

11 years ago

If you lose something while at #PuppetConf, there is a lost & found area at the registration desk #fullOfAnswersThisMorning

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Alan Petersen @Puppet_Alan

11 years ago

@WilsonSkull is #3 on the leaderboard at #PuppetConf. Let's see if you can make it to #1

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Alan Petersen @Puppet_Alan

11 years ago

A Tesla cab outside #PuppetConf. Very cool!

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Alan Petersen @Puppet_Alan

11 years ago

@WilsonSkull this is how you're going to feel after the party #PuppetConf #omsi

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Alan Petersen @Puppet_Alan

11 years ago

First voodoo ever #PuppetConf

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Alan Petersen @Puppet_Alan

11 years ago

Found the pizza #PuppetConf #omsi

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Alan Petersen @Puppet_Alan

11 years ago

@WilsonSkull saw your mom too! #PuppetConf #omsi

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Alan Petersen @Puppet_Alan

11 years ago

@WilsonSkull I met your cousin #PuppetConf #omsi

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Alan Petersen @Puppet_Alan

11 years ago

puppet.community is a thing. Really! Click on it #PuppetConf #puppetcommunity

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Alan Petersen @Puppet_Alan

11 years ago

@puppetmasterd "Painting's the worst" Agree 110% #PuppetConf

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Rob Nelson @rnelson0

11 years ago

Great introduction to direct puppet and the application orchestrator. Thanks @ryanycoleman! #PuppetConf

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Alexandre Raoul @alex_raoul

11 years ago

Puppet app orchestration : des roles avec des output et une gestion de topologie à la terraform, super simple, super puissant #PuppetConf

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Alan Petersen @Puppet_Alan

11 years ago

Can't wait for @binford2k's "export" and "consume" examples in the next course #PuppetConf.

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Alan Petersen @Puppet_Alan

11 years ago

consume => Breakfast['waffles'] x.com/dev_el_ops/sta…

Wilson Skull 💀 @WilsonSkull

11 years ago

Do not anthropomorphize your code. It'll make you feel bad the next time you have to kill a process @grim_radical #PuppetConf

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Alan Petersen @Puppet_Alan

11 years ago

Hipster bank shout out at #PuppetConf

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