josh @PyurityDTX

face the music Dallas, TX Joined July 2016

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josh @PyurityDTX

a month ago

@embassyroww @sethharpesq Then you go get sent to a strange country where you cant tell who wants to kill you and make every correct decision and be a compassionate, well adjusted human when you come back

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josh @PyurityDTX

a month ago

@embassyroww @sethharpesq I mean, you think war is just normal for the human brain or something?

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Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed

a month ago

Your pub's flag isn't on the moon

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a month ago

So America turns 250. That's cute. My local pub is 364 years old.

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Mostly Peaceful Memes @MostlyPeaceful

2 months ago

Trump should bring out Maduro in between rounds

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NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga

2 months ago

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.