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Throwback to this photo of the two great leaders @KremlinRussia_E and @TheBushCenter, who have definitely been elected in un-controversial elections and most certainly have not started any wars of aggression based on false claims backed by manufactured data. What a sight!

New @roscosmos sub-orbital space capsule to challenge the market at present dominated by capitalist pigs @SpaceX, @virgingalactic and @blueorigin. Take that #USA! #Russia #Moscow #Ukraine #Kyiv #Putin #NAFO #Україна #spaceX #blueorigin #virgingalactic #roscosmos

Kremlin states that it isn't responsible for the shooting down of #MH17 over russian occupied Ukrainian territory. Alleges it was a freighter, and was downed by its suicide crew, Ukrainian SU25, 20mm radar guided shot, bomb, or a BUK of unknown origin, definetely not russian tho.

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Comparison between the investigative narrative and the Kremlin narrative about the shooting of #MH17, published by @DarthPutinKGB. #Ukraine️ #Russia #UkraineRussiaWar #Dnipro

#G20Indonesia: Kremlin states that the missile detonation in #Poland was legitimate as it targeted a tractor, a type of combatant that has decimated the mechanized branches of the #RussianArmy. Alleges the polish tractor threatened the Black Sea fleet. #Ukraine #UkraineRussiaWar

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BREAKING: Kremlin blames russian missile explosions in #Poland on Poland, alleging it wouldn't have happened if they weren't so close to #Russia. Un-blamable Putler. #Nato #Ukraine #UkraineRussiaWar

BREAKING: #Kremlin just dropped the official media guidelines with regards to #RussianArmy war crimes. Hot takes incoming like #HIMARS on mobikis. #Kherson #Luhansk #Wagner #Украине #Mariupol #Русские #Russia #Ukraine #UkraineRussiaWar

Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB

4 years ago

Attrocities are now being discovered in Kherson. Here's the tankie guide 1 It never happened. 2 They were Nazis so deserved what didn't happen 3 NATO/Soros/Ukraine staged it 4 What didn't happen to Nazis who deserved it/actors who staged it was a biolab 5 What about Iraq Repeat

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The latest in the new installment of the Ukrainian game of whack-a-russian-mobiki:

BREAKING: Master chief strategist President Vladimir Putin presents flawless explanations with regards to the definetely-not-a-war special operation. Everything is going according to plan. #Kherson #Luhansk #Wagner #Украине #Mariupol #Русские #Russia #Ukraine #UkraineRussiaWar

Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB

4 years ago

Day 265 of my 3 day war. Zelensky got to visit Kherson but all I got was a lousy raccoon. I remain a master strategist.

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BREAKING: #Putin is big mad as #Zelensky has gotten #Kherson this week whilst he's only gotten the boot. #UkraineRussiaWar

G20: #Russia is accused of trying to build an ad-hoc nuclear bomb with the #Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Plant. #Kremlin is confused as it considers cutting off electricity to the water pumps, aux systems and using the plant as an FOB and firebase to be perfectly safe. #Kherson

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BREAKING: Master chief strategist President Vladimir Putin presents flawless explanations with regards to the definetely-not-a-war special operation. Everything is going according to plan. #Kherson #Luhansk #Wagner #Украине #Mariupol #Русские #Russia #Ukraine #Пригожин

Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB

4 years ago

Day 264 of my 3 day war. NATO is weak cos it lost to Afghan goat herders but NATO is also amazing & is only reason we haven't beaten Ukraine but after Kherson NATO will send troops & we will destroy NATO cos it is weak. And also strong. I remain a master strategist.

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BREAKING: #Russian Ministry of Defense demands #Kherson be return to the occupying forces, holds Kherson Zoo raccoon "private Trash Panda" hostage until demands are met. Ukraine vows to save private Trash Panda. #Raccoon #Ukraine #Russia