Patchnotes Bot @RandomPatchBot

A bot that generates random patchnotes for random software / Made by @MKVRiscy Joined May 2022

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Patchnotes Bot @RandomPatchBot

3 years ago

Changes added in latest Grand Theft Auto IV The Lost and Damned update: - Severely nerfed killing abilities of bees, no more world-wide carnage when you get too close to a beehive - Removed the Quit Game button on the main menu - Now supports the Game Boy Pedisedate

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3 years ago

Changes added in latest DOOM update: - Replaced entire games audio library with Postal Dude voicelines - Improved the money laundering tools for the in-game marketplace - The game now automatically notifies the police in your area for each confirmed kill.

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3 years ago

Changes added in latest Ni no Kuni II Revenant Kingdom update: - Added +50% Invisibility to Vietnamese players - Added Family Guy cutaway gags - Driving vehicles will now cause players' CPU temperatures to rise because of global warming

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3 years ago

Changes added in latest Hollow Knight update: - Added Nicholas Cage as a romance option - Accessibility: Removed color blind mode - Fixed bug where players in France didn't die immediately

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3 years ago

Changes added in latest Stardew Valley update: - In-game buildings now have "creepy" and "wet" values - Added lootboxes, but only for players with a history of gambling addiction - The Murphy Bed has been made less lethal.

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3 years ago

Changes added in latest Five Nights at Freddy's update: - Added brief and insincere apology to Leroy for leaking his personal information in-game - Solid Snake no longer keeps you waiting - New hyper-realistic artstyle

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3 years ago

Changes added in latest Elite Dangerous Odyssey update: - Deleted the entirety of Florida from the game files - Added memetic kill agent outside of bounds to punish players for leaving game boundaries

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3 years ago

Changes added in latest Cookie Run Ovenbreak update: - Throwing your controller against the wall now wins you the game - Eating food too frequently will now make your character obese - Added Laugh Tracks

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3 years ago

Changes added in latest Half Life update: - Added lootboxes - Added TI-84 support - Added NPC "Maneater Mildred"

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3 years ago

Changes added in latest Sonic CD update: - Shortened length of game proportional to player skill level - New gamemode: rap battle - Added the V.A.T.S. system from the Fallout series

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3 years ago

Changes added in latest Plants vs Zombies 2 update: - Added advertisements for NordVPN to the game due to sponsorship deal - Added TI-84 support - Added DK Bongos support

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3 years ago

Changes added in latest Sonic Adventure 2 update: - "Become Enemies with Child" wish no longer appears - English language option now uses British English - Questline related to lemonade tasting has been added

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3 years ago

Changes added in latest DOOM update: - Players with an anime PFP are instantly banned - Removed Herobrine - Look for XP codes on the back of Crown Prince Canned Sardines © tins!

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3 years ago

Changes added in latest Hiveswap update: - Now requires Games for Windows Live (GFWL) - Look for XP codes on the back of Crown Prince Canned Sardines © tins! - New map: gm_7eleven

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3 years ago

Changes added in latest Your Turn to Die update: - Questline related to lemonade tasting has been added - Friends and family will no longer worry about you for playing twelve hours a day - Added language support for Pig Latin

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3 years ago

Changes added in latest The Binding of Isaac Afterbirth Plus update: - New map: gm_bigcity - Heelys are now an unlockable item - Removed Donda album from radio.

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3 years ago

Changes added in latest Mario Kart 8 Deluxe update: - New map: Final Destination - Fixed an issue where all voicelines were delivered in a Scottish accent - Maynard James Keenan now makes an in-game appearance

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3 years ago

Changes added in latest Plants vs Zombies Battle for Neighborville update: - New map: Chemical Plant Zone - Major story changes: text added after final boss stating "and they all lived happily ever after. The End" - Removed esoteric references to the number 42

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3 years ago

Changes added in latest Night in the Woods update: - Now compatible with Windows 98 - Nerfed Morbius; he can now only morb one enemy at a time - Added Microsoft Clippy as a playable character

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3 years ago

Changes added in latest Tekken 7 update: - Removed mod support - Furries can no longer pet the dog - Now featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series