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Random Sue @RandomSuee

Random Sue, Shes so Random, you won't have a clue what she is talking about! Joined January 2014
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Random Sue @RandomSuee

9 years ago

Shes said fiddle sticks to me! Im so annoyed iv had to tie my banana skins

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Random Sue @RandomSuee

9 years ago

The woodgrain is so relfective under a shelf of corn

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Random Sue @RandomSuee

9 years ago

Iv connected the two apricots and have no signal on my honey roast jam

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Random Sue @RandomSuee

9 years ago

Im sick of this washing of the onions!

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Random Sue @RandomSuee

9 years ago

Keep your cobble stones out of my driveway thank you, i like the bushes that are already there

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Random Sue @RandomSuee

9 years ago

@JKCorden is there any need for stones to be laid on my kettle? It really does cause me to have a vagina

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Random Sue @RandomSuee

9 years ago

Oh here she is, with her whistle all wet and a p from blockbuster wont put that hoover in the garage

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Random Sue @RandomSuee

9 years ago

@LaurenHarries i really dont understand how these grapes can get so intertwined with my varacose seeds of enchantment! Why do you think

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Random Sue @RandomSuee

9 years ago

@KTHopkins you have taken 3 weeks to juice the hair from my coconut stream, it has many gravy stains on the banana

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Random Sue @RandomSuee

9 years ago

@ryruckledge where has the diamonte sausage buckles gone from the spray tin or delight?

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Random Sue @RandomSuee

9 years ago

Where has my pineapple drawstring balderdash gone? I bet @hollywills has put it with her fancies

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Random Sue @RandomSuee

9 years ago

@Schofe seriously have you taken the rasberries out of the lawnmower? Theyve gone a trifle sarcastic

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Random Sue @RandomSuee

9 years ago

I really didnt ask for sarah to come at me with her knees spread singing donalds wheres your trousers

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Random Sue @RandomSuee

12 years ago

Well i didnt ask for that magazine to br dropped on my cranberry sauce!

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Random Sue @RandomSuee

13 years ago

Oatcakes are what jane asked for when she sat threading her silk into her eardrums

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Random Sue @RandomSuee

13 years ago

I didnt ask for your black dress to offend me in the post office did i!

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Random Sue @RandomSuee

13 years ago

I told them, do not touch the yellow folder, it has papers in it that should not go through the axel grinder

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Random Sue @RandomSuee

13 years ago

Iv just eaten cabbage and me shoes need re-heeling!

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Random Sue @RandomSuee

13 years ago

It smelt of roses until doreen feathered it with her chinese dishwasher, i was so shocked that her fishnets didnt catch fire

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