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PS/ Here’s the truth about Grok, from the digital mouth of Grok itself in an exchange I had with it last night. A class action lawsuit should be brought against Musk—and the amount sought by the class should be in the hundreds of billions. Grok is a illegal Weapon of Mass Libel.

🏆🏆Brilliant take down … from the real Miss Piggy Dearest Donald, It is moi, Miss Piggy, and I am writing because you have committed a sin so grotesque, so tasteless, so fundamentally idiotic that even the Muppet chickens gasped. You called a reporter—an intelligent, courageous, unflinching professional—“piggy.” Let’s pause, darling. Let’s breathe. Let’s let the stupidity of that choice settle into the air like the unmistakable scent of a bargain-bin cologne worn by a man who thinks intimidation is a personality. You were asked about the Epstein files. A serious question. A necessary question. A question every decent human with a pulse should want answered. And instead of behaving like anything resembling an adult, you snapped. You barked. You lashed out like a startled sewer rat cornered under a bridge with too much hairspray and not enough self-control. You didn’t insult her. You exposed yourself. She stood there in the truth. You stood there in panic. She held the line. You lost your mind. And then—mon dieu—you invoked moi. You said “piggy.” At a woman who was doing her job with more professionalism in one sentence than you have shown in your entire, overcooked, chaotic lifetime. There is ONE Piggy. ONE. And she does not answer to you. I built that name with talent, beauty, star power, and a legendary karate chop feared by icons and monsters alike. You? You hurl it as an insult because a woman dared to speak to you without bowing first. How fragile you must be to crumble under the weight of a question delivered by someone infinitely stronger than you have ever been. That reporter showed courage. She showed integrity. She showed the world what a real professional looks like. Meanwhile, you flailed like a collapsing parade float struggling to stay inflated. You weren’t “fighting back.” You weren’t “being tough.” You were simply terrified. Terrified of a woman, a microphone, and the truth you keep trying to stuff into a closet full of your old scandals. Calling her “piggy” didn’t diminish her. It diminished you. It made you look cheap. It made you look weak. It made you look like a coward thrashing in quicksand of your own making. And let’s be clear: A man who calls a woman “piggy” because he cannot withstand a factual question is not strong. He is not clever. He is not bold. He is a big, loud, pathetic problem. A problem the size of a collapsing casino. A problem wrapped in insecurity, hairspray, and whatever the hell those suits are made of—polyester? denial? both? So here is your final lesson from moi: The reporter you tried to belittle stands taller today than you ever have. She asked for truth. You served up fear. She did her job. You embarrassed yourself. She kept her dignity. You lost yours somewhere between the plane door and your next tantrum. My name is not your shield. My title is not your insult. You are not worthy to utter the word “Piggy” unless you are referring to your own reflection. Consider this your warning, your education, and your verbal karate chop to the soul: Do not use my name to attack a woman who is braver than you. Do not weaponize my legacy to mask your cowardice. And do not mistake your insecurity for strength. You wanted to shame her. Instead, you shamed yourself. Furiously, fabulously, and forever out of your league, Miss. Piggy

Yep. It was another utterly unhinged Trump rally in Grand Rapids, Michigan today. Let’s recap it: He showed up 20 minutes late. He took the ear Kotex off but his makeup was d@mn near blackface. He called Pennsylvania “Prensylvania.” He said the RNC convention was full of “unity and love.” He said there was no fighting but the bickering between Matt Gaetz and Kevin McCarthy was wildly publicized. He said “fight fight fight” again. Unity message is totally gone. Not like it ever existed. He called lakes “lakies.” He said he has “great common sense.” He tried to distance himself from “Project 25” and said he doesn’t “know anything about it.” He claimed he “took a bullet for democracy.” 🤣 He babbled about Germany’s inflation “centuries ago.” Uh. He said we have the “best,” “sweet” oil. He praised Viktor Orban again. He started talking in a baby voice when discussing being shot. Weird. He said he wanted to “sleep with” a sign. He once again claimed to get the “man of the year award” in Michigan, which doesn’t exist. He said “I love Elon Musk” and praised him for a minute solid. He said a boat with batteries “won’t float.” He babbled about sharks and getting electrocuted for two minutes again. He said he did more for auto workers than any president in history. Obama disagrees since he literally bailed them out. He said Biden “can’t find the entrances off the stage.” Reread that in case you missed it. He said “toosh.” Wut? He tried talking about baseball and called throws “passes.” He said he hates when people laugh at him. He called folks “low IQ.” 🙄 He tried to do a French accent impression and it was awful. He read his teleprompter cue and said “Trump” instead of “I.” He whined about how his “severe combover” looked on the screens and called it “a work of art.” He said he left bulldozers in Mexico when building the border wall. He said Biden is going to raise taxes 4x. 🙄 He babbled about Hannibal Lecter again as if he’s real and dead. He said they’re going to have a rally in Venezuela. He said you’re “not gonna teach a criminal to not be a criminal.” Yes, we know Donald will never change. He said that he’s going to “stop the plunder, rape, slaughter, and destruction of our American suburbs.” He babbled about Al Capone. He claimed the justice system isn’t going after him, they’re going after all of us. 🙄 Sandy Pensler came on stage and said he was “so inspired when President Trump kissed the empty uniform of Corey Comperatore.” Yikes. He then announced he was dropping out of the Michigan Senate race and endorsed his opponent. He said “hiler respected” instead of “highly.” He praised Tudor Dixon, a lady who said that forcing teenage rape victims to give birth could be “healing” for them. He called Nancy Pelosi “crazy like a bedbug.” He really seems to think that the iron dome is a dome made of iron. 🤣 He said he had no wars and defeated ISIS. 🙄 He lied and said Biden wants to raise the retirement age (when that’s the plan of Republicans). He called Kamala Harris “Kimala.” The crowd seems to be falling asleep. They’re so quiet. He’s slurring more now. He babbled about forts again thinking we fought world wars out of them. 🙄 He bragged about getting the NRA’s endorsement. He babbled about cars again. He insulted the UAW head again. He said we’re a “nation in decline.” But mainly we should focus on these ominous comments: He praised President Xi of China because he rules with “an iron fist.” Total foreshadowing of what could happen. He said court cases will get “overturned, anything that happens." We should be prepared. He said they’re “not going to allow” Democrats to “rig another election.” They will not accept a legitimate loss. This is a dog whistle. He said “we’re gonna take it over" when talking about Washington DC. So…total trainwreck. Once again, I’ll say: SHAME ON THE MEDIA FOR NOT COVERING THIS SWEATY, BABBLING LUNATIC AND THE CRAZY SH*T HE SAYS!!!!!

I picked 5 people that I know are republicans, and I asked each one separately what trumps platform is. NOT ONE of them knew. I asked if they knew what project 2025 was. Only one had an idea, and he said it was to help America. When I asked how, he didn’t know. I asked ALL of them if they thought they should know what their party offered before they voted. ALL OF THEM SAID NO. The ignorance of so many republicans is what’s going to make it so hard to fight for Democracy. They have NO CLUE what they’re voting for. I don’t mean to disgrace these people, but it looks like we have an entire political party of stupid people that just vote because they’re told to, but have no idea why.

This dipshit and pal of Josh Hawley grew up in a wealthy family and his mother is an accomplished physicist. Which enabled him to make a living kicking a ball. But he’s telling these women they won’t be fulfilled until they are married and pregnant.

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As a Jewish American of Ukrainian descent, I almost vomit every time Republicans like Tucker Carlson and Marjorie Taylor Greene say that Ukraine is run by Nazis. Let's get a few things straight here: 1) Ukraine is run by a Jewish man, who lost several of his uncles in the holocaust. His grandfather fought the Nazis in WWII. President Zelensky won an astounding 73% of the vote in 2019. 2) Yes, there are neo-nazis in Ukraine, just like there are neo-nazis in America, Russia, Canada and everywhere else in the world. 3) In Ukraine, just like most other nations, the neo-nazis make up the fringe, far-right political party(s). In the most recent 2019 Ukrainian election, only 2% of the popular vote supported this far right group, compared to the 73% that supported the Jewish Zelensky. 4) Only 1 member of the 450 member Ukrainian parliament represents the far-right Svoboda party that has some neo-nazi views. None of the other representatives support nazism in any form. So if you are propagating the lie that America is helping fund Nazism or that Russia is "de-nazifying" Ukraine, you are spewing pure Russian propaganda and should be ashamed of yourself!

My Saturday fun project: using AI, every US president as a Pixar character.

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dc statehood is somehow a crazy fantasy and yet this country has two dakotas

Do Republicans know that 25% of all the national debt ever accrued in American history was added under Trump?

TWEEPS: TODAY is the 2-year mark for President Biden and VP Harris, the most legislatively productive and successful admin in the modern era. Can we get 1,000 quick RTs and replies of the hashtag #BetterWithBiden to get it trending on Twitter? Please and thank you! 🙏💪

#1 - 50,000,000 chickens have died in the U.S. due to Avian flu. #2 - Supply and demand made egg prices increase. #3 - That's classic capitalism, which y'all love...until you pay $5 for a dozen eggs. Then you want the government to do something about it. That's socialism.

The Democratic response to Republican bullsh*t on the debt limit should be this: 1) Put a discharge petition on the floor 2) Stop taking Republicans' calls

holy fucking shit, Al Franken posed for a stupid photo and Democrats forced him to resign. George Santos is a fucking felony factory and Republicans rewarded him with prime committee assignments. maybe it's just me but this is just fucking nuts