Ray @Ray17426319

I'm a bit obsessed with Will Graham, and I have a strange life that gives me odd thoughts that I dump here. Joined January 2019

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Ray @Ray17426319

6 years ago

Me after just meeting someone I like: "oh, darling, sweetheart, you are so kind and nice to me." Me after knowing them for a few months: "You are a frog. <3"

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6 years ago

You can do CPR to the beat of either "staying alive" or "another one bites the dust", depending on how optimistic you feel.

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6 years ago

Me, wearing a flannel, fishing vest, and work boots: *walks into the fabric store* Everyone in the store: This fool Me: *actually designs my own clothes and knows what I'm doing* Me: Who's the fool?

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6 years ago

Anyone: "hey, you have a (tool of any sort)?" Me, pulling the knife off my belt: "I'll do you one better"

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6 years ago

"Hey, Bro, come down here. We need to sacrifice you to the cookie jar gods." "Hold on. Gimme a minute."

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6 years ago

10yo: Why does he always have to steal the bananas? 15yo: Why do you have to go through my stuff?

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6 years ago

Learning to play scrabble. My first word was Biomass. My last word was Vestigia. My family won't play with me anymore.

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6 years ago

Me: All the talk shows have been cancelled. How am I supposed to stay up to date on current events? Dad: Facebook Me: I would rather watch the news Dad: That's low

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6 years ago

Quarantine? Oh no... All my plans, that I definitely had. Guess I have to cancel and read all these books instead.

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6 years ago

My brother: you know, that dresser with all the books on it. Me: you mean... the bookshelf?

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6 years ago

Oh my gosh. It's you. I love you 💕💕

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6 years ago

Fanart of an incredible hannigram Fanfic that I finished reading :') 💕 #Hannigram #Hannibal #fannibal #Hannibalfanart

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6 years ago

Someone: Hey, (some famous person)- Me: Oh yeah. I know them. They have (mental illness) and it once cause a problem when-

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6 years ago

Hey, @BryanFuller, My sister and have an idea, A spinoff show. wait for it... Science Husbands. Think about it. Please.

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7 years ago

anchor.fm/ray-muertes -Feeding the Wendigo Any Fannibals out there interested in a podcast? #Hannibal #SaveHannibal @NBCHannibal

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7 years ago

Had a dream where I worked at an aquarium, and whenever someone was scared of the sharks, I would just reach out and pet one and tell them they were just like water dogs.

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7 years ago

Zeller and Price: *Talk to each other* My sister: I ship it! They are so gay for each other! Me: Oh yeah. They have a ship. They're the science husbands. Sister: What