Ray Nelson 🥜🧈 @RayNelson2018

Husband of Karen, Father of Allyson. Son in law of a crazy person and some random guy she met at a bar. Peanut Butter enthusiast. Parody. #HalloweenVerse Haddonfield, IL Joined May 2023

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Ray Nelson 🥜🧈 @RayNelson2018

8 months ago

Right there. That kid is dressed as a jar of Chunky Skippy. That’s costume of the night, give him a $20

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8 months ago

I’m going to do this outside Karen’s Mothers house tomorrow.

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Ray Nelson 🥜🧈 @RayNelson2018

8 months ago

The youths don’t like peanut butter? That’s what’s wrong with their generation

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Ray Nelson 🥜🧈 @RayNelson2018

8 months ago

I was disappointed until I remembered her love of Margaritas. After a few of those her Christmas sweater will be on the floor.

Allyson @AllysonH2018

8 months ago

My dad wants to wear this with my mom for Halloween. Ugh. I’m glad she said no. She’s wearing a Christmas sweater instead

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Ray Nelson 🥜🧈 @RayNelson2018

9 months ago

That’s your Grandmothers doing. That woman is as crazy as a sandwich without 3 different types of peanut butter

Allyson @AllysonH2018

9 months ago

Halloween is 4 days away and my mom already put up the Christmas tree. Our family is so weird

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Ray Nelson 🥜🧈 @RayNelson2018

9 months ago

This whole time I thought his name was Denny

Big John Strode @TheJohnStrode

9 months ago

The hell you looking at Donny? Go play in the street. Or run away

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Ray Nelson 🥜🧈 @RayNelson2018

9 months ago

Ow! I think that little shit bit me

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Ray Nelson 🥜🧈 @RayNelson2018

9 months ago

The secret to healthy bowel movements is high fiber peanut butter

Robert Mundy (Parody) @RobertMundyWWAR

9 months ago

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Ray Nelson 🥜🧈 @RayNelson2018

9 months ago

TMI? Is that the brand of Margaritas she likes?

Allyson @AllysonH2018

9 months ago

Uh TMI as usual dad

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Ray Nelson 🥜🧈 @RayNelson2018

9 months ago

Your Mother is like a doctor, she might know the problem

Allyson @AllysonH2018

9 months ago

Eww dad!

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Ray Nelson 🥜🧈 @RayNelson2018

9 months ago

Your Mom is a lot more fun in Spring

Allyson @AllysonH2018

9 months ago

Everyone in my family turns into a total nutcase this time of year

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Ray Nelson 🥜🧈 @RayNelson2018

9 months ago

This is serious Karen. I chewed the corn. Into little bits. I didn’t swallow it whole. How is it coming out I the shape of corn again? I think it’s IBS.