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Erlich Bachman retweeted
Silicon Valley was so close to being called "Erlich Bachman's home for peculiar children"
I appreciate everyone who comments on porn videos. This is definitely something that adds value.
Erlich Bachman retweeted
I've had 3 margherita pizzas and I'm not even buzzed.
Had some conversations with Elon and he says I’m in the top 420 for the job if it becomes available. Just waiting for my Opium Den liaison and Kim Jung-un to return my reference request.
Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.
Remember the name Jacob McClean, because he moved in next door and I’m terrible with names. Thanks
Are you allowed to have a pet in prison?
Mr. @elonmusk, from one billionaire to another (Bing it), I’d recommend diversifying and purchasing Aviato and PiedPiper. I have many other ventures baking in my incubator that I’d love to run by you. Let’s grab some @PhilzCoffee (on you) and chat
To be crystal clear, I am @nottjmiller nor have I have ever claimed not to be @nottjmiller
Going forward, any Twitter handles engaging in impersonation without clearly specifying “parody” will be permanently suspended
Erlich Bachman retweeted
"The power to destroy a thing is the absolute control over it." - Frank Herbert, Dune
I need to get a Halloween costume, I hear that illegals are giving out rainbow fentanyl #FoxNews
Is anyone else happy my Step Dad Steve died or just me?
@SethWickersham I leased it out on @turo
In a 6-3 ruling, the Supreme Court has determined that every girl must allow me to help them find their earrings
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Prince @pprince0997
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