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Formerly into politics but my head hurts. Now only odd animal friend videos and BuzzFeed list. It is not the critic who counts. Joined September 2010-
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I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize. No President in History has ended the same war so many times. Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count. No President has ever done this before. And he is nowhere near finished ending it. It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Just got off the phone with my college roommate. His daughter was diagnosed with leukemia in January. He has insurance. Good insurance. The kind you feel safe having. 7 months later: Savings: wiped out. 401k: cashed early. Penalties and all. House: refinanced to cover the gaps insurance decided weren’t their problem. He told me he’s not the same person anymore. Said watching your child fight for her life while simultaneously fighting an insurance company over coverage codes does something to you that doesn’t go away. They did everything right. Two incomes. No debt. Responsible their whole lives. One diagnosis undid all of it in 7 months. And somewhere a health insurance CEO is getting a $30 million bonus this quarter. I don’t know how people defend this system with a straight face. I really don’t.
It's really sad because if we had elected a normal president, the 250th anniversary of our country would have been a really cool celebration of everything that makes this country great. Instead, we get one miserable, unpopular asshole inserting himself into every little thing and making it about himself. And it was entirely predictable if you had a pulse the past 10 years. Oh well...
I'LL SAY IT AGAIN: IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL to charge a "convenience fee" for paying a bill online. The convenience is for the company. The fee is for you.
Americans realizing we get very few days off compared to our European counterparts in real time
What do you do for work to get this much time off. 😂😂
Polymarket, the UFC's official prediction market partner, built fake betting sites, paid creators to fake wins, and used teen clippers in Asia to make it go viral in the US, where it's been banned since 2022. The WSJ just blew it wide open. lowkickmma.com/ufc-sponsor-po…
These are bribes. The Trump administration has been selling pardons. This is, by far, the most corrupt administration ever.
Trump's DOJ has killed a criminal investigation into Trump's pardon of David Gentile, a private equity executive convicted in a $1.6 billion fraud scheme. Gentile had discussed making payments of over $2.5 million to Trump allies to help facilitate the pardon.
The World Cup tourists discovering how cool America is aren’t discovering the town you live in, MAGA, they’re discovering the big liberal cities that you hate and that hate you back. 😁
O Nooooo
JUST IN: Anthropic CEO says without “hundreds of billions in revenue” AI companies face existential risk
true (I am not depressed) > Jira ticket description - AI written slop > PR description - slop > PR code - slop > I leave a crafted review - slop replies I have to spend so much time understanding and reviewing. Even true with folks who have 4-5x experience than me
Most software engineers are facing an identity crisis bordering on depression. As CTOs aggressively evangelize tokenmaxxing, a class divide ensues. The lazy. The lazy push code. They don't write it. They don't manually test it. They don't even read it. They're on autopilot. See
Trump's family crypto business is expected to soon be allowed to operate like a bank — a decision, made by the Trump administration, that would give U.S. companies a new route to steer money to the president. "For the first time in history, a president is leaning on a bank regulator to give his private enterprise the implicit backing of the federal government." notus.org/economy/trump-…
Corruption is so normal in the Trump Administration that officials don’t even get fired after being exposed for it.
🚨 Kash Patel has been caught funneling millions to people in exchange for personal favors.
@joshforprogress @decolonize_this @ezraklein please respond to your name being on the list
It should be bigger news that Jeffrey Epstein’s billionaire associate, who is contracted to build Trump’s mass surveillance state, is hosting a secretive retreat with other oligarchs to discuss cult-building, World War 3-prepping, and get sex tips. Epstein Island never ended.
More than 200 of the world's elites registered for a retreat whose agenda runs from panels on cult-building and sex to prepping for World War III. An associated app offers matchmaking. wired.com/story/leak-exp…
How about medicine, food and shelter you fucking prick This is just using veterans as guinea pigs.
🚨BREAKING: The UFC and Mark Zuckerberg have teamed up to give every blind veteran in America a free pair of Meta glasses.
“if Elon lost 1 trillion dollars he would still be the richest person in the world” probably the craziest shit i’ve ever read 😭
They really let a UFC fighter call our only Black First Lady a man on the White House lawn at an official White House event … while thousands cheered and the biggest podcaster in the world smiled. There is no economic policy fix for this. Many of these people are just racist.
“Michelle Obama is a man” shouted on the White House lawn in a ring sponsored by Bud Light only available on Larry Ellison’s Paramount Plus. What a way to celebrate America 250 and the twilight of liberal democracy.
9 months from now a beautiful baby named D’nixonfive will be born
MAGA will be remembered as the most embarrassing political phenomenon ever to stain the history of America, just a gutter movement that elevated the worst, dumbest, most vile among us
“Michelle Obama is a man” shouted on the White House lawn in a ring sponsored by Bud Light only available on Larry Ellison’s Paramount Plus. What a way to celebrate America 250 and the twilight of liberal democracy.
OG Anunoby with the greatest dribble move in NBA Finals history
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