Prison Cat @RealPrisonCat

I love the way humans put kittens in a cardboard box (AKA the best place on Earth) to lure them into a false sense of security before giving them away to total strangers.

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Prison Cat @RealPrisonCat

8 years ago

My lack of opposable thumbs prevents me from reading this book: amazon.com/Bug-Chaser-Z-D… but by title alone, I assume that yes, I am a #BugChaser

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Prison Cat @RealPrisonCat

8 years ago

If a cat dies in act of elevating the species to its rightful place, this is where they go. #HowlyWar #PussyonaPedestal #CatHeaven

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Prison Cat @RealPrisonCat

8 years ago

Apparently many humans are more upset when one of us dies in a movie than when one of them does. Good.

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Prison Cat @RealPrisonCat

8 years ago

Whoever this Boarder is that’s been stealing kittens away from their parents… shame on you! #BoarderPatrol

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I’m a fan of @LifetimeTV. It’s a little simple for my feline mind but by playing it on 9 screens at once it becomes smart enough. I assume that #DidIKillMyMother? Tonight at 8/7c is about the decision a cat makes when her human stops feeding her on time. #Feliny #NineLifetimes

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Prison Cat @RealPrisonCat

8 years ago

Apparently #President #Catgrabber has learned of our impending #StarKaat invasion and is establishing a #Watchdog branch to prevent. Another totally great and logical move @RealDonaldTrump. #SpaceCase

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Prison Cat @RealPrisonCat

8 years ago

You thought you could trick us by making the English word ‘vet’ rhyme with ‘pet’? Think again!

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Prison Cat @RealPrisonCat

8 years ago

I’m a lot more likely to cry over milk that hasn’t been spilled. Come on! Just a bit!

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Prison Cat @RealPrisonCat

8 years ago

I don’t mean to erase history, but statues of dogs promote a history of cats being forced to hide up trees and under cars.

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Prison Cat @RealPrisonCat

8 years ago

When too many cats drink from one saucer, their tongues might overlap. #Pun

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Prison Cat @RealPrisonCat

8 years ago

Your cutesy voice make dogs wag their tails, but I wag only my metaphorical cat-finger. You fools.

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Prison Cat @RealPrisonCat

8 years ago

Though I may disagree with humans appropriating our culture #catface, that Wakandan statue is pretty meowing awesome!

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Prison Cat @RealPrisonCat

8 years ago

Ever since @BenStiller’s #RoyalTenenbaum’s dog somehow survived that plane crash, it’s been clear that #WesAnderson was a canine sympathizer!

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Prison Cat @RealPrisonCat

8 years ago

On the bright side, at least the awful ending of #WesAnderson’s doggone movie will hopefully raise awareness about the existence of #PrisonCats like me!

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Prison Cat @RealPrisonCat

8 years ago

Cuz the only way to get small people to say they love dogs is with a pronunciational trick #IsleOfDogs.

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Prison Cat @RealPrisonCat

8 years ago

So now we know that #WesAnderson is a specist bastard. Why, may I ask, were the cats, being imprisoned along with their inept humans at the end of your #IsleofDogs movie?!