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Relatable Humour @Relatable_Joke

Joined October 2015
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Blu @TwoSapphiresBlu

11 years ago

I'd like to mid-life crisis all over you.

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Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein

13 years ago

Hey! If you got any weird spammy messages from me in the last 72 hours, I'm sorry, my account was not hacked, I'm just kind of a weird dude.

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Henry 3000 @Henry_3000

11 years ago

I'm not positive what phase our relationship is in but I'm pretty sure it's the "If we just had sex it would be great" phase.

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Henry 3000 @Henry_3000

11 years ago

I've told Stephen Hawking there will be no more sexting until he agrees to turn that goddamn voice modulator off.

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Jr. Swanprano @Jr_Swanprano

11 years ago

You know how when you toss yr dog a grape and they look at you like yr wife did the first time you suck your finger in her ass? That

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Tim @Playing_Dad

11 years ago

The year is 2021. We are now ruled by our overlord, Draft Kings. Many lives were lost in the war with FanDuel. I hug my children QB1 & RB2

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Scott Linnen @ScottLinnen

11 years ago

Just let the whole hoverboard Segway dance troupe down by confessing that my dazzling performance tonight was kombucha enema induced.

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dread pirate rebecca @mllebeckyrose

11 years ago

If viewer discretion warnings were more specific I wouldn't have just watched a woman wear finger over her own finger.

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Relatable Humour @Relatable_Joke

11 years ago

Illegal Tactics: The Dirtiest Players In World Soccer #ADLvMVC goo.gl/1jQ2pd

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