Colten @RideTheColtrain

Stand Up Comedian/Sports Fan Cincinnati Bengals/St. Louis Blues/Mizzou Tigers Missouri, USA Joined June 2013

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Colten @RideTheColtrain

6 hours ago

If your driver side window don't work stay the fuck out of the drive through

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24 hours ago

@NickYetAgain "executing" lol

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Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden

2 days ago

Thinking about football.

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Colten @RideTheColtrain

3 days ago

@bennyjohnson Did you guys bond over being closeted gay men?

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3 days ago

@NickYetAgain Was almost you

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3 days ago

@jimmy_dore

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Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC

3 days ago

Statement from the Office of U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina).

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@danreilly The team that would be giving up the 4 picks makes a huge difference. If it was someone like Detroit, who is a mess, I would have to think about it. But if it was like, the Panthers? Take your picks and shove them up your ass.

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Colten @RideTheColtrain

5 days ago

@ArtLippo2 Skates like he has cement in his skates (not as bad as Jori Lehtera) but I hope you're right.

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Colten @RideTheColtrain

5 days ago

Why is he walking around with belts? He hasn't won a fight in over 6 years and defended his UFC titles exactly 0 times.

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5 days ago

Mystic Mac is back and ready for war. #UFC329

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Colten @RideTheColtrain

6 days ago

@MissinCurfew Vladimir Orszagh

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Colten @RideTheColtrain

7 days ago

@JeffHuffman87 Vladimir Orszagh is always my go to

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Colten @RideTheColtrain

7 days ago

@bigrob262 I'm not sure they were ever serious about trading him. He's a hell of a player, and any team getting him would have to overpay

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Colten @RideTheColtrain

7 days ago

@bigrob262 It's insanity. I get that he's a former 3rd overall pick, and he's only 23, but he's always been a terrible skater but in 4 NHL seasons he's gotten over 50 points just once. I know picks 15 and 29 are dart throws, but 2 picks for that is too much, in my opinion. Could be wrong.

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Colten @RideTheColtrain

7 days ago

@bigrob262 They've been just mediocre for far too long. I'd rather just be bad, and not spend 2 first round picks on Mason McTavish

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Colten @RideTheColtrain

7 days ago

@bigrob262 I do think y'all are in an enviable position though. Some real star power in the prospect pool to add to an already pretty good NHL roster. The Blues on the other hand, have refused to pick a direction for going on 5 years now 🙃