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The Supreme Court delivered a major victory for Second Amendment rights today in Wolford v. Lopez, striking down Hawaii’s restrictive law in a 6-3 decision authored by Justice Samuel Alito. The ruling holds that Hawaii’s Act 52, which banned licensed concealed carry permit holders from bringing handguns onto private property open to the public such as stores, restaurants, and other businesses without the owner’s express permission, violates the Constitution. This “vampire rule” flipped longstanding tradition by presuming no consent for armed citizens, forcing permit holders to seek approval or risk criminal charges. The conservative majority reaffirmed that the right to bear arms extends to public access private property, rejecting Hawaii’s reliance on sparse and often discriminatory historical analogs, including post Civil War measures. Dissenters led by the usual DEI ret*rds argued for greater state flexibility (of course). The decision strengthens carry rights nationwide, limiting similar laws in states like California and New York while protecting law abiding citizens from government overreach on private property. It marks another step in restoring the Founders’ vision against anti-gun jurisdictions. This ruling is huge. #NRA #CRPA @4thOfJuly365 @Brinx65 @papawat1 @Primrose771646 @Michael02060794 @ruaProtector @LeeMentab @Carabasc7 @ric_dallas @swainsonhawk33 @dale_stone38115

The Tool Report. It’s Wednesday, June 24, 2026. A ton of stuff going on so let’s get right to it. _____ Judges are now ruling our country. A federal judge permanently (no, not temporarily, but permanently) blocked the Trump administration's federal voter ID executive orders today, ruling the president lacks constitutional power over elections. Appointed by President Barack Obama US District Judge Denise Casper issued the injunction from Boston, halting the proof of citizenship mandate. The decision marks a major legal setback, and the Justice Department is expected to quickly appeal. _____ President Trump strategically paused the housing bill signing today to leverage a critical priority: election integrity. By linking the housing measure to the passage of the SAVE Act, the administration is drawing a line in the sand against illegal voting. Securing our federal elections must take precedence over secondary legislation, forcing the Senate to finally address a glaring national security loophole. _____ Mamdani-backed candidates in New York ran the table last night. They mostly campaigned on abolishing ICE, their hatred of Jews, and eating billionaires. This cockroach-type cancer is moving throughout our country now. It relies on sane voters not showing up for primaries. See my report from an earlier post this morning. _____ So gimme a min here… I’m looking at my score sheet… yep. The Democrats are now the party of communists and Nazis. _____ The Supreme Court will release critical opinions tomorrow morning at 10a. Some of the decisions expected are birthright citizenship, executive power, and federal agency authority. _____ U.S. District Judge P. Casey Pitts, a Biden appointee in California, issued a ruling vacating Trump administration policies allowing widespread ICE civil arrests at immigration courthouses. The decision finds the changes arbitrary under the Administrative Procedure Act, citing chilled court attendance and due process concerns. Chilled court attendance? _____ Angie Báez, a JPMorgan Chase executive, was fired after a viral video showed her emptying a Manhattan trashcan onto the street to steal it during a New York Knicks celebration. Her corporate title was Executive Director of Community and Industry Engagement for Card and Connected Commerce. Good grief. _____ James Talarico said, "I think of myself as a Christian who hates Christianity." That dog won’t hunt in Texas. _____ The Trump administration announced 17.5 billion dollars in federal loans to fast-track construction of 10 large nuclear reactors by 2030, aiming to meet surging AI data center energy demands. _____ Oh em gee! Postmaster General David Steiner told a Senate committee that USPS will not deliver mail-in ballots to states refusing to provide voter lists under President Trump’s executive order on citizenship verification. Federal judges will be doing drive by shootings over who gets to stop this. _____ As most of you know, the America-hating Democrats in California have been restricting citizens' Second Amendment rights for years and punishing law-abiding citizens for ridiculous firearms violations. Banning the sale of one of America’s most popular handguns under the guise of stopping illegal “Glock switches”—which are already federally prohibited—is classic commie overreach. Instead of locking up the street criminals fueling the violence (remember, Democrats dig criminals), Sacramento is stripping constitutional rights from patriotic gun owners. A bit of good news: Assistant Attorney General Harmeet Dhillon’s ultimatum to Gavin Newsom and Rob Bonta draws a necessary line in the sand. Sacramento must drop this unconstitutional infringement before July 1st or face the wrath of a definitive Second Amendment lawsuit. The NRA and CRPA can definitely use the reinforcements. See ya tomorrow. #NRA #CRPA @4thOfJuly365 @Brinx65 @papawat1 @Primrose771646 @Michael02060794 @ruaProtector @LeeMentab @Carabasc7 @ric_dallas @swainsonhawk33 @dale_stone38115

Last night’s New York Democratic primaries delivered a brutal wake-up call for the establishment Democratic Party. And by establishment, I mean whacked-out, effing loons. Yeah, they are “loon” enough, but not commie enough. Mayor Zohran "The Destroyer" Mamdani scored major upsets. In safe, deep, dark blue districts, Mamdani put an Alabama ass-whoopin’ on several well-established and reliably liberal voting representatives. The problem isn’t that they weren’t liberal enough. It’s that they didn’t hate Israel enough. In NY-10, former Comptroller Brad Lander crushed incumbent Dan Goldman by over 30 points after centering his campaign on slashing aid to Israel. Good grief, Dan Goldman breathlessly led the first impeachment effort against Trump. He was one of the party darlings. He probably thought he was gonna be the prez one day. And then there’s 32-year-old DSA activist Darializa Avila Chevalier ousting five-term incumbent Rep. Adriano Espaillat. Espaillat was the f*cking chairman of the Congressional Hispanic Caucus! Ha ha! He probably thought HE was gonna be the prez one day. Chevalier, a former Columbia encampment participant with a history of inflammatory posts calling to abolish police and prisons while trashing the American flag, won with about 49 percent. Her victory doubles down on open-borders rhetoric and anti-Israel fervor. A third Mamdani socialist also grabbed an open seat in NY-7. These results expose how the Democratic Party’s leftward lurch—fueled by low-turnout primaries—continues rewarding anti-American activists over experienced lawmakers. While conservatives cheer the chaos fracturing the opposition, good and decent New Yorkers may soon face the real-world consequences of these radical commie wins in Congress. Tool out. @4thOfJuly365 @Brinx65 @papawat1 @Primrose771646 @Michael02060794 @ruaProtector @LeeMentab @Carabasc7 @ric_dallas @swainsonhawk33 @dale_stone38115

The Tool Report. It’s Tuesday, June 23, 2026. _____ President Trump advances Iran negotiations with technical talks concluding in Switzerland, solidifying agreements on sanctions relief and frozen asset releases. He also visited a truck factory in Macungie, PA, doing his campaign thing. _____ While the socialists are hiding illegal aliens and pushing for more young people to have their reproductive organs mutilated and amputated, this is what the adults in the room are doing: The New York Post reports gas prices sink for the sixth week in a row, down 14% from May. Townhall reports that some cities are seeing rent prices fall thanks in part to Trump‘s deportation efforts. NBC reports that the Senate passed a bill to lower housing costs and restrict Wall Street from buying homes. _____ The Supreme Court handed the Trump administration a major victory, upholding its expanded authority to fast-track the deportation of green card holders facing criminal charges. This ruling slashes bureaucratic red tape and reinforces executive power. It sends a clear message that permanent residency is a privilege, streamlining domestic enforcement while allowing the administration to redirect critical resources toward broader border security. In other words, the administration will be strapping lawbreakers to Scud missiles. They also issued a ruling on limits on prisoner lawsuits (rejecting an ex-inmate’s claim over religious grooming) and other cases advancing originalist interpretations. _____ Primaries are underway today in New York. The big takeaway is the ease with which Democrats are now cheerfully adopting their new label: socialist. They’re as proud as purple-haired peacocks. _____ Maryland and other states are also having primaries, but they don’t clear the Tool Report threshold of importance. So we’ll skip them. _____ In Nashville, 12-year-old Damarian Morehead was shot in the head and killed downtown during a “teen fight” that (of course) erupted in gunfire. I wonder if the good and decent citizens will ever have their fill of this. Maybe it’s too late. Maybe it’s too normal now. _____ Fugitive Ibrahim Khaldoon Hilmi, mastermind of a massive 3.7 billion dollar Medicare fraud scheme, is back in American custody after being apprehended in Turkey. The successful FBI operation highlights the Trump administration's aggressive war on healthcare fraud, delivering a major victory for taxpayers and proving criminals cannot evade justice. _____ Trump-hating Federal Judge Amy Berman Jackson ruled that the Trump USDA cannot restrict SNAP benefits from sugary drinks and candy in five states. The USDA plans to appeal and will likely win. _____ Acting Director of National Intelligence Bill Pulte wasted no time initiating personnel cuts immediately upon taking over the agency. Just days into his new role, 51 career and political intelligence staff members were sh*t-canned. Pulte directly terminated six staffers and sent 45 others packing back to their home agencies in a swift, methodical reduction of ODNI personnel. _____ The WNBA hates Caitlin Clark. She’s not Black and she’s not a l*sbian, so she doesn’t fit in. But she brings new eyes to what most sports fans know is a joke league. But who really hates her are the liberal, bed-wetting refs. Last night they hit her with a technical foul for clapping. _____ California is facing criticism over its utility procurement program, which encourages contracting with verified LGBTQ-owned businesses. Good grief. A whole month isn’t enough? _____ Federal Judge Sparkle Sooknanan (yep, real name), a naturalized citizen from Trinidad and Tobago appointed by none other than that traitorous turd Joe Biden, blocked the Trump administration from using a federal database to verify voter eligibility. _____ The French have closed the Eiffel Tower over a heatwave. The French are such sissies. _____ I’m always searching, but I gotta tell ya, there’s just not enough heartwarming stories out there on the interwebs lately. You know what I’m talking about. The ones that bring a tear to your eye, like that old Budweiser commercial where the Clydesdale helps that sweet lost puppy get home. Well, I’ve found one. Eight North Texas Antifa cell operatives were hit with a combined 450-year prison sentence for a violent July 2025 assault on the Prairieland ICE Detention Center. Ringleader Benjamin Hanil Song received 100 years for the attempted murder of an Alvarado police officer. The remaining seven co-conspirators received major sentences for rioting, explosives, and supporting terrorism: Maricela Rueda was handed 70 years, while Cameron Arnold, Savanna Batten, Zachary Evetts, Bradford Morris, and Elizabeth Soto each received 50 years. Daniel Rolando Sanchez-Estrada was sentenced to 30 years. I don’t get emotional easily, but I’m not gonna lie. I needed more than one tissue. _____ Okay, let’s put a wrap on this. Pass this along to your liberal golfing buddies just to f*ck with ‘em. Follow and repost. #WNBA #CaitlinClark #ToolReport #MAGA @4thOfJuly365 @Brinx65 @papawat1 @Primrose771646 @Michael02060794 @ruaProtector @LeeMentab @Carabasc7 @ric_dallas @swainsonhawk33 @dale_stone38115

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The Tool Report. It’s Monday, June 22, 2026. Lots to do so let’s get right into it. _____ Damn, this is starting to sound like a broken record. US-Iran talks in Switzerland ended with “encouraging progress.” Mediators say both sides agreed to a 60-day roadmap for a final deal. Technical discussions continue, focusing on Hormuz, nuclear issues, and a Lebanon ceasefire. _____ Prime Minister Keir Starmer, probably the most prolific traitor to the British Isles in their history, is resigning. The damage he caused opening his country up to the Third World is irreparable. _____ The Trump administration renewed urgent calls for military intervention in Chicago after another bloody weekend of lawlessness left at least seven people dead and dozens injured under failing local progressive leadership. Mayor Johnson is much more concerned with something called “Transfemicide State of Emergency.” (The Tool Report doesn’t pay me enough to figure out what that is). _____ A Montreal shooting today left a police officer, the suspect, and an innocent bystander dead, while another officer was injured. _____ In the People’s Republic of California, Senate Bill 760, authored by State Sen. Josh Newman and signed by Governor Gavin Newsom, officially mandates that all California public schools implement all-gender restrooms by July. California politicians want five year old little boys and girls examining each other’s private areas. These weirdos get off on it. _____ HUD Secretary Scott Turner is requiring proof of citizenship or legal status for all Section 8 tenants. Housing authorities must verify everyone using the SAVE system or risk losing funding. _____ In Louisiana, 54-year-old Glenn Sullivan Sr. was sentenced to 50 years in prison and court-ordered surgical castration after pleading guilty to repeatedly raping a 14-year-old girl and impregnating her. The judge approved it as part of a plea deal under the state’s child sex offender laws. It’s one of the first such cases. _____ Here’s a typical democrat who was sentenced yesterday. Former New Hampshire lawmaker “Stacie” Laughton, who made history as the state’s first openly tr*nsgender elected official, was sentenced to 33 years in federal prison after pleading guilty to the sexual exploitation of children. This dude directed his former partner, a daycare worker (of course) to photograph young children and exchange explicit images and messages. Another day, another democrat tr*ns doing the unthinkable to our precious children. _____ ICE conducted arrests on Seattle’s Aurora Avenue Saturday amid probes into sex trafficking of minors, pimping, and related violence. _____ In Columbia, South Carolina, multiple fights among groups of “teens” disrupted a large Juneteenth Freedom Fest at Finlay Park on June 20. Families with young children fled in terror as violence erupted before the main concert. Police shut it down. City officials responded by permanently banning unaccompanied minors under 18 from the park after 5p. If only there had been a clue. _____ What did they think was gonna happen? Britain’s first gay dad Barrie Drewitt-Barlow, 57, and his adorable husband Scott, face 18 new charges including rape and paying for sexual services of a child. _____ Let’s end a shitty news day with a positive story. Right-wing outsider Abelardo de la Espriella, endorsed by President Trump, narrowly won Colombia’s presidential election. He vows a “Bukele-style” crackdown on criminal cartels utilizing mega-prisons. Excellent news for Columbian citizens. _____ OK, you know the drill. I shouldn’t even have to tell you this. It’s not rocket science. Like, follow and repost. See ya tomorrow. #Trump #MAGA @realDonaldTrump, @FoxNews, @Newsmax, @OANN, @BreitbartNews, @DailyWire, @libsoftiktok, @MattWalshBlog, @MichaelKnowles @GuntherEagleman

GREAT NEWS The Colorado teacher who was fired for allegedly grading girls on making out in class, then got a new job at another district, had her contract terminated at her new school per @DailyCaller

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I have some bad news The CO teacher who was fired for allegedly forcing girls to make out in class got a new job as an elementary school teacher in Malley Drive Elementary School in @Adams12. You can contact superintendent Chris Gdowski here: 720-972-4000

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Okay, if you’ve been busy the last couple of days here’s a quick and dirty little Tool Report on the failure of the memorandum of understanding ceasefire. So if you’ll recall, the US-Iran memorandum of understanding ceasefire, signed electronically around June 17, 2026, was aimed at extending the fragile truce for 60 days, reopen the Strait of Hormuz, provide sanctions relief, and allow negotiations on a final deal covering Iran’s nuclear program. It turned to sh*t within days due to Iranian bad faith and interpretive disputes over the “all fronts” clause, which Tehran insists requires Israel to fully withdraw from Lebanon and halt operations against Hezbollah. On June 18th, Iran pulled out of the talks in Switzerland, citing Israeli strikes on Hezbollah targets in Lebanon as violations, despite a separate Israel-Hezbollah ceasefire agreement. Israel maintained a security presence in southern Lebanon and responded to attacks killing its soldiers, prioritizing border security over full concessions. The US relayed messages urging restraint, but Iran’s regime exploited ambiguities to delay nuclear concessions while securing economic benefits like asset unfreezing and reconstruction funds. Distrust persists, with Tehran conditioning progress on forcing Israeli capitulation in Lebanon, undermining the deal’s intent. Iran needs to be less concerned about Hamas and Hezbollah and more concerned about preventing getting bombed into the Bronze Age. That’s pretty much how it stands right now. I’ll provide updates if something significant happens. #Ceasefire @Michael02060794 @ruaProtector @LeeMentab @Carabasc7 @ric_dallas @swainsonhawk33 @dale_stone38115

F*ck! I meant jury “nullification” not “notification!” It’s becoming obvious why I wore a helmet and rode the short bus to school.

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It’s Friday, June 19, 2026. And apparently it’s also Juneteenth. Whatever the f*ck that is. The Tool Report. Do not fold, spindle or mutilate. But do like, follow and repost. _____ President Trump got his new jet. _____ The US-Iran technical talks scheduled for today

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It’s Friday, June 19, 2026. And apparently it’s also Juneteenth. Whatever the f*ck that is. The Tool Report. Do not fold, spindle or mutilate. But do like, follow and repost. _____ President Trump got his new jet. _____ The US-Iran technical talks scheduled for today in Switzerland were postponed after Iran delayed its delegation amid Israeli strikes on Lebanon. Don’t know about you but I’ve had enough. The move follows the June 17 memorandum of understanding for a 60-day truce, nuclear curbs, and Strait of Hormuz reopening. Vice President Vance canceled his trip, clouding prospects for a lasting agreement. Libs of TikTok is reporting that, “A drag queen school board member (of course) who was just arrested for alleged sexually explicit communication with a child, was previously a “guest speaker” at the Democratic Party PA Caucus in 2024.” Listen if you want true love, find a person who looks at you the way democrats look at 400-pound half-naked men with blue eyeshadow and platinum wigs jiggling their asses in front of toddlers. Follow me for all your dating advice. _____ Tulsi Gabbard: “Today, on my final day as Director of National Intelligence, I’m releasing never-before-seen communications and documents exposing how Dr. Fauci provided millions in US taxpayer dollars to fund dangerous gain-of-function research at the Wuhan lab, worked with politicized elements within the Intelligence Community to suppress the truth about his actions and hide the virus’ lab-leak origins, and lied to Congress while under oath in 2024. It’s time you know the truth.” _____ The U.S. Supreme Court ruled in favor of a Texas marijuana user seeking the right to legally own a firearm, marking the latest high-profile expansion of Second Amendment protections by the court. _____ Remember the UK story of the monster who was arrested for throwing a three-year-old boy into a crocodile enclosure at a Cambridgeshire zoo? Turns out because he’s too stupid to be interviewed he’s been released. Nope I’m not making this up. The Tool Report rules and regulations strictly forbid ANY bullsh*t on this account. (I could lose my job). Cambridgeshire Police stated the 30-year-old man from Norfolk was not in a “suitable condition” for questioning following his arrest on suspicion of attempted murder. Reports indicate he has learning difficulties. Standard UK procedure allows bail in such cases. _____ You thought that nice nurse inserting your catheter was legit, right? A South Florida nursing school owner pleaded guilty to selling fraudulent diplomas and transcripts. Think about that the next time your life depends on someone knowing what the f*ck they’re doing. US District Judge Royce Lamberth, just issued a ruling ordering the Bureau of Prisons to continue providing hormones to transgender inmates. This rogue judge is forcing American taxpayers to foot the bill for affirming the mental illness of convicted criminals. _____ Liberal heartthrob and cold-blooded killer Luigi Mangione, who hid and waited for United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson and shot him in the back, is no longer pursuing a psychiatric defense. (Whew, talk about run-on sentences!) He’s probably going to put his chips on jury notification like in the OJ trial. Several members of the jury will likely want to marry him. Some of the women too. _____ You could make a movie about this. But Hollywood is on the side of the r*pist. In a stunning political victory, combat veteran Aaron Spencer won the Republican primary for Lonoke County Sheriff, defeating the incumbent piece of sh*t who previously arrested him. Spencer originally faced murder charges for killing his daughter’s accused abuser. However, a judge recently dismissed the entire case, citing egregious law enforcement misconduct regarding critical evidence. Have a great weekend. #AirForce1 #Juneteenth @papawat1 @ruaProtector @LeeMentab @Carabasc7 @ric_dallas @swainsonhawk33 @dale_stone38115

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It’s Thursday, June 18, 2026 Someone told me this report needs more cowbell. I disagree. _____ One of the arrested UFC White House drone terror plotters was a DACA recipient and an illegal, Abraham Alvarez. He was arrested for leading the foiled plan to kill high-ranking officials at the event. _____ As you know, President Trump signed a memorandum of understanding with Iran aimed at ending the US involvement in the war. The agreement, signed yesterday at the Palace of Versailles during a dinner hosted by the French president, includes reopening the Strait of Hormuz for oil flow, lifting the naval blockade, and starting broader peace and nuclear talks. _____ Today President Trump presided over a Congressional Medal of Honor ceremony. _____ Severe weather, including multiple tornadoes, hit the South and Midwest. At least six tornadoes were reported, with flooding threats and tropical storms. _____ The Obama Presidential Center opened. U2 serenaded the commies in attendance. Might be one of the ugliest buildings in the industrialized world. _____ The Gilgo Beach serial killer was sentenced to multiple life terms in prison. This concluded a high-profile Long Island case involving long-unsolved murders of women. Not a reason in the world to let this monster live out his natural life. Something is wrong with family members dying of old age before the guy who killed their daughters. _____ Gavin Newsom’s California is pressuring utilities to divert $633 million in contracts to state-certified LGBTQ-owned firms via a bizarre “gay certification” program. What, a whole month of celebrating whatever it is they do isn’t enough? Applicants must submit letters from doctors, friends, or LGBT groups to prove their status—not that there’s anything wrong with that. Straight businesses need not apply. Thank goodness Harmeet Dhillon’s DOJ unit is investigating this illegal and absolutely disgusting identity quota. Ever imagine in your wildest dreams we’d get to this point? _____ I tirelessly scour the interwebs looking for positive news. I really do. Sure, I take a twenty-minute break here and there… grab a sandwich… but then I’m right back at it. And truthfully, it’s actually not easy to find in this insane world we live in. But here’s one that should make you proud. The York Revolution, a minor league baseball team in Pennsylvania, canceled their scheduled game after multiple players refused to wear rainbow-sleeved jerseys for “Pride Night.” Someone thought rainbow sleeved jerseys was a good idea? The bed wetting suits in the front office chose to forfeit rather than try to force the players to participate. They also hosted a free community celebration and donated ten thousand dollars to local LGBTQ initiatives. The rumor that the hysterically pro gay team management allowed members of that particular community to perform sexual acts on them to prove their loyalty is completely unfounded. But let’s talk. So what was next? What if these masculine players had acquiesced? What was the next step in pushing them to promote and get on board with homosexuality? Forcing ballplayers to dress like the opposite sex? Have them dry humping each other in the bullpen? Kissing each other after a double play instead of a pat on the fanny? Hopefully, more players will feel emboldened to resist the left’s attempts to turn our young men gay. _____ New York Post: A prominent Pakistani-American businessman who spent years cozying up to powerful Democrats stands accused of being part of a $38 million Medicaid scam. Anyone even remotely surprised? Civic leader, well-known Brooklyn Community Board 13 member, and all-around good guy Pervez Siddiqui, 78, was arrested Monday along with seven co-conspirators. They are alleged to have run a large-scale Medicaid kickback and false-billing scheme through two social adult day care (SADC) centers in Brooklyn: APNA Adult Daycare and Ashiana Social Adult Daycare. They were, of course, stealing money from the taxpayers and the elderly who actually need care. It just never ends. The Democratic Party is made up of a huge number of grifters who can spot a way to fleece the taxpayer a mile away. It’s like their superpower. (Mine is being able to hit a golf ball from one bunker into an entirely different one). _____ Here’s another one. The DOJ charged 15 people in a $1.4 million Massachusetts benefit fraud ring, with 11 illegal aliens using stolen American identities to loot SNAP food stamps and other aid. Taxpayers foot the bill while citizens lose out. Keep an eye on these fraud cases. You won’t see anyone punished to the full extent of what’s allowed. _____ 10,000 NYPD officers are needed to secure the parade for the Knicks win. 10,000 police officers. There were 63 arrests in New York after their win in San Antonio. 10 officers were injured. _____ The DOW was up, the S&P 500 was up and the NASDAQ was up. Gold was $4,214.20, silver was $65.80, and oil was $74.45 per bbl. Alright. That’s plenty for one night. #YorkRevolution @Michael02060794 @ruaProtector @LeeMentab @Carabasc7 @ric_dallas @swainsonhawk33 @dale_stone38115

It’s Wednesday, June 17, 2026. Stand by, Tool Report comin’ at ya. _____ Got this from Libs of TikTok. Today, the European Parliament voted 418-218 to make it easier to deport illegal migrants. The new rules allow for offshore return hubs and longer detention periods. The vote sparked intense shouting matches on the floor, with right-wing lawmakers celebrating and left-wing whack jobs chanting in protest over “human rights concerns.” Even the sissy Continentals have had their fill. _____ The City of Annapolis, Maryland, released an emergency preparedness guide exclusively for LGBTQ+ people as part of Pride Month. Isn’t that adorable? Officials claim this group is nearly twice as likely to be displaced by disasters. Huh? The guide advises stocking gender-affirming medications, binders, and wigs, as well as identifying safe spaces. Critics are calling it unnecessarily divisive identity politics. Look around for any Carol Channing wigs you might be willing to donate. _____ Downtown Minneapolis commercial property values have collapsed 45 percent since 2021, falling another 14 percent last year due to high vacancies and related issues. "Related issues" meaning it’s become a frigging sh*t hole. This has, of course, shifted the tax burden onto the already abused residents. This has been the trend. Nice cities like Seattle, San Francisco, Denver, and Philly have become unlivable in their downtown areas. Keep electing commies, guys. _____ Speaking of which, DC is going to elect a communist mayor, Janeese Lewis George. She’ll govern like a phallic-less Mamdani. DC is juuuuust not quite sh*t hole enough. _____ Okay, to the good folks on our side who are complaining about the Iran deal: This is just the left working against us. Don’t be fooled. The most important thing is this: Trump and our lethal warriors destroyed that country. Period. The US devastated their military—no planes, no ships. He reduced their nuclear capability to that of Milpitas, California. He killed 52 of their top leaders, including the Supreme f*cking Leader, Ali Khamenei. A deal? Trump didn’t even need to make a deal. And who cares if they start making money? Every last dinar they make will be put right back into the country just to keep their own citizens from overthrowing them and skinning them in the streets. I double-checked my opinion, and it turns out I’m 100% right. That’s how we roll over here at Tool Report Central. Follow and repost or I’ll write Hegseth and tell him you’re in possession of nuclear dust. #Iran @USConnect2021 @RedWisco @paul_kru @TracerFreedom @NQR2025 @ZombieBeth @WebAngel999666 @deb_deb99097257 @Michael02060794 @ruaProtector @LeeMentab @Carabasc7 @ric_dallas @swainsonhawk33 @dale_stone38115

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