R😷b The Half Breed @RobWeb79

My thoughts are from my own disturbed mind & don't represent the views of the T.V. station I work for. #TeamTacos twitr.buzz/RobWeb79 Pound Town Joined April 2009

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Daily Memes @thedailymemes_

2 days ago

They could've kept it for themselves, but seeing someone else happy meant more. We need more people like this.

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Writing a rambling tweet against woke Hollywood when theaters have been packed all fucking summer is exactly the sort of dipshit hot take one would expect from the 5th most important character on The Hills

Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt

4 weeks ago

Rooting for Hollywood to die is loserthink. The antidote for the woke fever dream that ruined movies for the last few years isn’t to just abandon and destroy film culture entirely…the answer is breaking the fever. Obsession, Project Hail Mary, Top Gun: Maverick…there have been

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R😷b The Half Breed @RobWeb79

a month ago

Getting old is crazy. One day you’re in your twenties partying every night the next your in your 40s mailing your shit to your doctor.

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ABC News @ABC

2 months ago

A judge has ruled that President Trump's clemency grant for those charged in the Jan. 6 Capitol attack does not apply to the man charged with planting pipe bombs in Washington, D.C. abcnews.link/pnbOKbt

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4 months ago

Does anyone else ever have that dream where Bill Murray comes to them dressed as a Jedi to recruit them as the protector of the colonel’s eleven herbs and spices?

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Rep. Jim McGovern @RepMcGovern

6 months ago

Great. They replaced the lady who shot her dog with the guy who hid behind a chair on January 6th.

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7 months ago

During the Winter Olympic Games, it’s important that we take a moment to ask ourselves: What would Brian Boitano do?

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Tired Peasant @HorrorGorl

7 months ago

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10 months ago

@caseydolan Is this about me drinking whiskey just as Smith hit the home run? I feel like I’m not getting enough acknowledgment for that.

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a year ago

@caseydolan 😂😂😂

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Piyush Mittal 🇺🇸🇺🇦🟧🌊🌈 @piyushmittal

a year ago

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JessicaUSAF @JessicaUSAF

a year ago

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Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2

a year ago

Me in the group chat for top secret air strikes

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a year ago

*phone rings* Me: *answers phone* Caller: Hello. We’ve been trying to reach you concerning your country’s current war plans.

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a year ago

Officer: Can you explain to me why you were driving 90 mph in 45? Me: I was listening to Bush’s “Machinehead”, sir. Officer: I totally understand. You’re free to go.

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2 years ago

@Sassafrass_84 @Banama999 Actually fire helps balance the pH levels in soil and planes are scooping up water from the ocean.

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2 years ago

Dear radio stations, nobody wants to hear “The Twelve Days of Christmas”. There are plenty of other Christmas songs to pick from.

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2 years ago

Bobby: Giddy-up jingle horse, pick up your feet. Horse: I’m going as fast as I can, Bobby! Get off my back. Do you know how heavy this damn sleigh is?