Robin Ash @RobinAsh

Writer and editor. Views my own. Other than the sponsored ones. I’m yours for a tenner. iPhone: 51.507507,-0.061604 Joined February 2009

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Robin Ash @RobinAsh

2 weeks ago

@easyJet A train derailment means I am unlikely to make it to Gatwick for my flight, as the rail company sold me a ticket to the airport for a train that doesn’t exist! What are my options for rebooking? I’m now stranded.

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Robin Ash @RobinAsh

2 weeks ago

@BREWINGBROTHERH outside your pub :-)

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Robin Ash @RobinAsh

5 months ago

@SpiderUncensor @RestoreBritain_ I know you're trying to be diplomatic, but why do you feel the need to pull your punches so much? I think you'd feel better if you just let rip with your raw feelings instead of this namby-pamby stuff

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Will @wsebag

6 months ago

The guy who filmed Andrew Tate dancing in Dubai

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Robin Ash @RobinAsh

6 months ago

@teddunne @atrupar Is the guy behind him maybe facetiming Shenzhen friends saying "You won't believe who bought one of those ties we made last week"?

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Robin Ash @RobinAsh

6 months ago

@teddunne @atrupar I don't think he was rockin the "Signature Collection", Made in China adds 30%. He couldn't even afford the "Initials Collection". He's wearing the "Just one Initial" version. So he got the D.

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Robin Ash @RobinAsh

a year ago

@gilescoren Chill. They're just wondering where to go for a nosh :-)

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Robin Ash @RobinAsh

a year ago

@virgin voyages - after some research I see that whoever is doing the jolly PA isn't Captain Wendy Williams. She may want to keep him on half rations of rum tho. A shame the Cat 'o nine tails is now frowned upon. Perhaps the Cat 'o one tail?

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Robin Ash @RobinAsh

a year ago

@virgin cruises is the Captain of the Scarlet Lady quite himself? He sounds a bit jolly roger.

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Robin Ash @RobinAsh

a year ago

@CPComboios @visitportugal National rail website was still selling tickets for trains despite the fact there were none due to a strike lasting A WEEK. No mention of strike on website at all. I've been stranded so am paying hundreds of € to stay in a shith0le. Avoid Portugal!!!!

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Robin Ash @RobinAsh

a year ago

@CPComboios @visitportugal STRONGLY recommend anyone thinking of a trip to Portugal - cancel. A week-long rail strike has left the country paralysed. Communication about this is non-existent on rail website. You could get to Barcelona from Marrakesh by donkey b4 you go 1km here

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Robin Ash @RobinAsh

a year ago

@REALDJPREMIER Above the clouds Xxxxxxx

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Robin Ash @RobinAsh

a year ago

@mrjamesob Thanks so much for pointing me to Dot T's Harper's piece, astonishingly good writing. Mr. C rings so true I don't need to drive anywhere to test my eyes to recognise him. Or the others. Cheers

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Robin Ash @RobinAsh

a year ago

@SeabournCruise Could you ask the Seabourne Venture Captain to turn down the volume on her loudspeakers next time? Alfama is a residential area, and the topography resembles an amphitheatre, so sounds carry massively. However, he's doing a masterful reverse right now :-)

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Robin Ash @RobinAsh

a year ago

KRS Lis-bo-bo-boa facebook.com/robin.ash.mail… @IAmKRSOne

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Robin Ash @RobinAsh

a year ago

@terrychristian Cuntfacters?

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Robin Ash @RobinAsh

a year ago

Blastmaster KRS @IAmKRSOne blew Lisbon up tonight. Big up yourself Chris

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Robin Ash @RobinAsh

2 years ago

@2000Hulagirl @joni_askola It’s like a Secret Service damage limitation memo for when he visits Bergdorf Goodman - “If he feels anything, remove pants, it’s destain time”

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Robin Ash @RobinAsh

2 years ago

@2000Hulagirl @joni_askola Is that a reference to another rape case? Who did he feel this time? Probably dry-cleaning his pants to remove the stains won’t be enough to avoid charges, but he can always pardon himself. Personally I have nothing but disdain for the convicted rapist.